PH3 Run #2066
Cannonball Birthday Run
GM hollers for the circle to form. The outline of an orbicular shape appears.
All the hashers gather in a jolly good mood. The evening of oratory splendour, humorous witty frivolity then unfolds. As the last stragglers of the afternoon's trail return.
GM proceeds to call Hash trash. Boring Wanker, SP, BB are all put on the ice. It would appear that BW was gifted a hash pen the previous week, however the said pen was found in the trash bin. A note was sung for the ice riders.
Hash crashers are called and at that moment a large black scorpion is spotted making its way through the hash circle making a dash for the beer truck. VV saves us all by carefully removing the beast to the bushes.
BW calls out Don’t Call Me Dick, AC/DC, Anal Acrobat are all named clumsy fuckers. A note is sung for the crashers.
GM calls the hares on the ice, Cannonball, Hairy Crack, Bubbles and SLAP. The circle of walkers and runners are asked their opinion of the hares trail.
Most agree the red, blue and white hanging paper wasn’t easy to spot against the foliage. It was a tough run for most and great effort by the hares was appreciated and also great use of the terrain at the Asian University area. Thankfully, the trail was short. It was a trail most won’t forget mostly for the 2 vertical hills. A gobby non walker, because of his injury, Fattus Maximus, was bucketed in the Icy soup. VV and Two Time supplied the delicious BBQ food paid for by the hares. A note was sung for all.
GM calls what everyone is waiting for “Raffle” to great cheer, as always Black Panther pulls out the raffle tickets.
Testicles, SKC, Panzer, Velcro Dick, Sauce For The Goose, Boring Wanker cheers of corruption are heard. Kilt Lifter, Dragon are all raffle prize winners, grasping their prizes a note is sung.
Emperor Airhead, is given the circle and immediately ices the hares. EA jollies that Cannonball looks like he is surrounded by his bodyguards. EA quizzes Hairy Crack about the coloured hanging tape which, against hashing rules, is made of nylon ribbon. Hairy Crack, saves the hares by saying he will return in the next days to remove any hanging paper. Cannonball is asked about his hare team. He replies he was very happy.
Great job by the hare team. A note is sung.
EA calls Black Panther on the ice and her Cambodian cousin, EA then names her Mai Mao. Ice water is then ceremonially poured over BP and MM.
A note is sung.
EA calls Cannonball back on the ice and he is presented with a look-alike cake made from a bread roll with lighted candles. A happy birthday fuck you song is sung.
EA calls Anal Acrobat on the ice asks him about his Hashing history of 1 1/2 years. AA has just had his 70th birthday so is now allowed to join the circle sitters.
Sick of Steve and Panzer Fister are summoned to sit on the ice for the reason of being ice sitting dodgers. A note is sung.
GM then calls No Hope, Sexy Butterfly, and Farm Girl to sit on the ice. The reason, they are caught sitting around the circle. A note is sung.
Sperm Polluter. Then announces hash recognitions. Two Time 500 runs, Bubbles 5 hares. A note is sung.
GM calls Herring Choker, Sperm Polluter and myself Milky Piss to sit on the ice. Recognised for their physical exertion efforts over the weekend HC 25 k KMK trail SP and MP Doing the KMK 10k.
A note is sung.
GM then sits Stupid Kraut Cnut, Paprika Smiley, SLAP (in the place of I Got Crabs). PS is given the award of wanker of the week for getting hit on the head by a truck. He holds on to the award for 2 minutes as the GM remembers that Bubbles had to be rescued whilst setting the trail. The circle then cheers for Bubbles and is given the award of wanker of the week instead of PS. A note was sung.
GM calls on the hares to sing us a song. They asked BB to step in and sing a song. A note is sung.
GM closing the circle, calls for the Eskis to close and the mob from the circle are asked to join in the final down down song.
The hash hymn is then sung to end another successful Pattaya Hash House Harriers run.
On on Milky Piss