Hashers gathered not too far from town at a pleasant A-site, with everyone praying the rain Gods would be kind…! The unlikely combo of Sperm Polluter and BB as hares got everyone wondering would it be 20km or 2km? They compromised with 7km, how? And they’re off… Or not quite… A back-check within the first 300m bode badly for what was to become know as the ‘Wasp HASH!’ First hashers were stung, but luckily it was an FRB who easily managed to out-run the chasing swarm!
Back at the A-site, The Wizard was chastising weaker hashers for not staying on their feet during the run aka ‘Hash Crash’. Predictably, Bubbles was on the ice, hail the new ‘Superman’. Joined by Arse-A-Holic and Happy Survivor. Wonder if they found the garbage left by the next group who were intent on defiling PH3 good name! Seal Sucker led the sinners joined by BB, Kunta Kinte and Pussy Snatcher. Clearly, Pussy Snatcher was the happiest being reunited with his favorite childhood toy, how did he mange to keep it this long?
Some housekeeping, Stupid Kraut arrived just in time for the Oktoberfest run, shirts available, contact Paprika Smiley by Oct 7th!
The Wizard wasted no time in getting the hares on the ice, and the usual sycophants hailed praised for the ‘Wasp’ run. GI Joe extolled it as a run sent from heaven! Don’t Call Me Dick loved the location. Phil (soon to be named) said it was ‘Good’. Haring Choker thought it ‘Had good long back checks’, ironic since he didn’t one!
Finally, the time had arrived… The only reason half of the Hashers bother showing up every week! (beer hunters excluded) RAFFLE! RAFFLE! RAFFLE! This week’s prizes included a tropical holiday in an undisclosed South East Asian country with a bottle of wine! Black Panther stepped up and with the confidence of a Meerkat! Drum roll… The winners were… Ms Happy, Leg Over, Milky Piss — who won the holiday and bottle of wine, Barnacle Bollox, Womb Broom and Farm Girl! Accusations of corruption were brushed aside as usual!
Finally, Emperor Airhead took the circle and promptly got the hares to feel the Hash aircon only to make way for Phil who needs a real name before he sets off to explore new worlds. Rise ‘Phil the Pill’ and ‘Slo Flo Jo’ (better half of the Geordie duo).
Awards time! Sperm Polluter on behalf of PH3 recognized Shy Tiger and Haring Choker for spending more time on the Hash than their bedroom!
The Wizard had enough! ‘Wankers on the ice!’ Fattus Maximus heeded his calling and limped to the aircon. Joined by Two Time, Bubbles and I Got Crabs. Despite a strong challenge from the other tossers and Fattus Maximus being excluded from the vote to protect his fragile ego, the winner was … I Got Crabs!
The time had arrived for the hares to abuse our ears with a twist! Both hares wanted to sing alone and the only way to resolve this was to have them sing a verse and have those on the ice, hand chosen by Sperm Polluter (corruption), chose the winner. Sperm Polluter it was!!! He managed to get both sides of the circle to sing, a first for hashing!
On On to Cannon Ball's birthday run … Boring Wanker