The second circle was started by the GM and Hash Crash victims took their place on the ice. HAPPY SURVIVOR, YMCA (He got buff on the ground, whatever that means), and SICK OF STEVE (back from Belgium and clearly has been enjoying the chocolate and beer there. We were confused by SHITHEAD offering some Japanese language from the sidelines.
The hares DON'T CALL ME DICK and BEETROOT HEAD were iced and we got trail feedback from the circle. BELLY DANCER said it was the best walk he had done in Pattaya since January (which of course is the only one he’s done since then). SPEEDO PETE sucked up to the hares and said everything was perfect. SHIT ON MY CHEST ran the trail in the wrong direction again. CLASSIC gave the beer hunting a 10/10. And DON'T CALL ME DICK could finally relax when BEAUTY LEO came back late from jungle shopping, he thought he had lost his girl. Overall job well done.
BLACK PANTHER called the raffle, various winners but the two notable exceptions showing the level of corruption were the GM and TAN THE BEER MAN, not many Thai lady winners.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD took the circle and iced the hares. DON'T CALL ME DICK had a rocky start to his hashing until we renamed him and is now becoming a great contributor. BEETROOT HEAD as the hare raiser struggles to get hares as English is his second language, so he just finds it easier to set the trails himself, good effort son. DCMD noted that EA had a beetroot-coloured shirt, so clearly the crimson crony is having a growing influence at the hash.
ARSE VAN HOLE was iced, we learned he is a man’s man, loves his motor bikes etc, and when his girlfriend asked him where in the list she rates as what he loves, he told her number four. She would have been fifth but went up the rankings after his dog died.
NEVER CUM, LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE, and DRAGON were called to the ice, but DRAGON redeemed a previously issued “get off the ice for free” card that EA had given her a number of months ago. We learned that the three of them went mushroom “shopping” last Thursday and found some huge specimens. Previously, DRAGON’s Tik Tok posts had only garnered views in the hundreds, but the Thai’s must love their mushy’s because one in particular had gone to 2.7M views. Sadly, NC and SQUEEZE had the news broken to them by EA that DRAGON was now monetising this, expect a lawsuit DRAGON.
TELLY TUBBY and RED ANGEL were called to the ice, EA had used communist tactics to get their group that we usually don’t see to join us. We learned that TT has a mobile ganja shop, and there are promotions for hashers except for GANGREEN and BROTHERLY LOVE as they will buy at any price. EA promised to bring more of their gang onto the ice in future weeks.
The GM took the circle again. BORING WANKER, BLACK PANTHER and LADY SQUEEZE MY TUBE were iced for fucking up BW’s birthday cake timing. BP had told SQUEEZE that she was going to “fry” (vegetables) the following day, and SQUEEZE heard “fly” and thought she had to arrange the cake before they left town. So it seems he’ll get two birthdays in the space of a week, no wonder he is 51 but doesn't look a day over 70.
Our virgin (Mas) showed her hashing potential by sitting on the ice when it's not yet required, she enjoyed the day and hopefully we’ll see her again. BEETROOT HEAD was recognised as having done 30 hares, he’ll have VV’s numbers in his target the way he is going.
Wanker of the week and the candidates were NECROPHILLIA NIGHT RIDER (incumbent), MESSIAH, and WHORE IN THE WINDOW. WITW took it for his wanker driving where he did donuts and sprayed mud all over a newly washed car. NO CUNT TROLL did the honours of the down down song.
Visitors CLASSIC, NURSE RATSHIT, SLEAZY, NO CUNT TROLL and HALF A DICK were iced.
When the hares were called to sing us a song they failed and instead offered SHITHEAD to do it, aptly for the gay pair the main chorus was “BOYS TOWN”
The final down down and hash hymn were performed, then we grabbed one for the road and headed off, another great day hashing.
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