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PH3 Run 2118

Monday, 29 Sep 2025

Birthday Run


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Food Provided By The Hares 😋
Hares: Cannon Ball, Chuck The Fuck Up, SLAP
Scribe: Home Brew
Hash Flash: Sausage Head (Run & Circle), Spastic Whore King (Pre Run Circle)
Runners: 85

Total Hashers This Week - 85

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 59
Any Cock'll Do (59), Arse Van Hole (367), Ball Ringer (947), Bell End (685), Bengt Potato (235), Boring Wanker (68), Cannon Ball (162), Car Licker (113), Chip Chip (204), Dirt Looney (469), Drinks Like A Girl (50), Eating Monster (82), Emperor Airhead (1707), Ferry Queen (93), G.I. Joe (1003), Gangreen (667), General Kidney Wiper (907), Glass Cow (20), Golden Rivet (414), Happy Survivor (318), Herring Choker (166), Hoi Wan (278), Lady Squeeze My Tube (796), Leg Over (137), Little Sparrow (45), Lost Cause (446), Mai Mao (44), Many Drinks (91), Miss Use Me (389), Mr. Bean (81), Necrophilia Night Rider (444), Panzer (102), Panzer Fister (132), Parisian Titty (204), Phil The Pill (14), Ping Pong (204), Red Angel (6), Sauce For The Goose (139), Sausage Head (110), Sexy Butterfly (148), Shit Lips (134), Shit On My Chest (46), Shy Tiger (143), Sick Of Steve (101), Sir Arse-A-Holic (1028), Sir Velcro Dick (599), Slo Flo Jo (14), Smokey Trucky Fucky (207), Smokey's Nanny (142), Something Kinder (180), Something Stupid (217), Spastic Whore King (223), Stupid Kraut Cunt (384), Tampax (588), Telly Tubby (316), The Wizard (422), Two Time (543), V.V. (1166), Whore In The Window (307)
Returners - 20
A Dingo Ate My Baby (28), Beauty Leo Please (49), Black Panther (56), Chuck The Fuck Up (84), Don't Call Me Dick (68), Drag Queen (91), Duchess Tadpole (783), Flying Dick Truck Fucker (50), Home Brew (66), Homer Pimpson (21), Hot Hope (135), Louisiana Lip Licker (4), Mayo Queen (374), Minnie Mouse (146), Pink Head (85), Psychodelic (75), Seal Sucker (462), SLAP (49), Turd Burglar (279), Vios (113)
Visitors - 6
Kaptain Korruption (15), Khlong Dump (3), Kittaya Uknhnadilolsawei (1), The Baby (3), Todsanel Tangson (1), X-Rated (5)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 5
Chuck The Fuck Up Was Congratulated For 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
Drinks Like A Girl Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Flying Dick Truck Fucker Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Smokey Trucky Fucky Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 200 Runs With The PH3
G.I. Joe Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 1000 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 2
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Turd Burglar (30 Sep)
Ferry Queen (02 Oct)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 11
Drag QueenHash Crash: Skidded and slipped in the water trying to cross the concrete ford
Phil The PillHash Crash: Stung by some unhappy bees on the Walker's section of the trail!
Home BrewHash Crash: Did the walk but wasn't warmed up enough as a tree trunk managed to trip him up
Seal SuckerHash Crash: Didn't own up and was sent to the bucket for claiming that he didn't fall while crossing a ditch
Louisiana Lip LickerHash Crash: Owned up to falling 3 times and was also relegated to the bucket
SLAPRaffle Hash Sinner: Brought his own beer into the circle
A Dingo Ate My BabyHash Sinner: Newly domesticated Dingo is under a curfew as apparently, "He likes it at home"
Stupid Kraut CuntOktoberfest Special: Reminder to everyone that this will be a very popular run with many baht buses needed to transport folk to the A-site. In 2 weeks time, the buses will start leaving from Buffalo Bar from 2pm til 2:45. Please turn up early.
Boring WankerHash Sinner: Along with Klong Dump, they missed the merge and ran backwards down the Walker's trail adding about 4km more than all the other runners
Herring ChokerHash Sinner: With several FRB's (Shit On My Chest, Sick Of Steve, GI Joe & Phil The Pill) they were so caught up in competing with each other that they missed the split and ended up running part of the Walker's trail
Sexy ButterflyWanker Of The Week: Blatently flouted the 1 beer per person 'rule' and scurried off from the beer truck with 2 beers

Awards This Run

Chuck The Fuck Up
5 Hared Runs
Drinks Like A Girl
50 Runs
Flying Dick Truck Fucker
50 Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Home Brew

The Wizard, deputising for the GM, commenced and managed proceedings.

Sad News. TW announced the sad loss of Bam Bam the previous evening. Paul Cade was a stalwart of PH3 and the Monkey for many years. He also had a long time involvement with the Jungle and Bush hashes. His funeral would be held on 1 October. Words of support were also given for Phantom and Who Cut The Cheese , who had both suffered strokes recently.

Hash Crash!  Four offenders this week: Seal Sucker, Drew, Drag Queen and Home Brew. All the normal excuses, Seal Sucker denying liability as usual and mine being non-attendance for 8 weeks.

The Trail. Having called in the Hares (Cannonball, Chuck The F___ Up and SLAP) to introduce themselves, TW commented favourably (plenty of paper, good variety of terrain) on the Trail. Other comments: a bit short, enjoyable, multiple options/ missed the splits (see below), clean water next time please, amazing and awesome (!)

The Raffle.  Black Panther kindly conducted the event again. Having donated my tickets to Pink Head, she won the first two prizes...

Emperor Airhead. Having complimented the Hares on the Trail, planning, food and parking, EH iced and quizzed Dingo, SLAP, Captain Corruption, Clever Kraut C___ and Fairy Queen on various matters including island tours, partner control and fathering activities

OktoberFest 13 October. TW had been reminded about this event and noted it would probably be oversubscribed, with many newbies. Accordingly songtaews at the Buffalo Bar would run during a revised 1.30pm to 2.45pm period on the day.

Run Awards.  Congratulations to Flying Dick Truck F______ (50 runs today), Chuck the F____ Up (5 Hares), Drinks Like a Girl (50 runs), Smokey Trucky F_____ (200 runs) and not least GI Joe (1000 runs!)

Run-Walk Split/Reconverge. A lot of confusion was reported - despite the reconverge at least being clearly marked. The split was missed by some front runners (followed by bee stings) and a number of walking groups, resulting in the latter following the run, or devising their own route. The reconverge was likewise missed by a number of runners. This time it meant some told converging walkers to reverse course. Fortunately Shy Tiger kindly intervened to help us - she knew where to go!

Other Awards. Before the closing ceremony, TW concluded with the remaining awards. Hash Trash - Panzer Fister (left HHH sign at Asian University). W__ker of the Week- Sexy Butterfly ( although 140 runs, took 2 beers from beer Truck). Compensation - Psychedelic (to GI Joe for breaking his chair).

That's all for now, On On Home Brew


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