Once upon a time in Pattaya, there was a group of adventurous souls known as the Pattaya Hash House Harriers. They were a merry band of runners and walkers who loved to explore the hidden gems of the city and its surrounding countryside.
One sunny Monday afternoon, the group gathered at their designated Map Prachan meeting point, excited for the day's hash adventure. The trail was set by the American hares, who took great pleasure in crafting a challenging yet scenic route for their fellow hashers to follow.
As the pack set off, they dashed through lush green jungles, waded through sparkling streams, and navigated tricky terrain with enthusiasm and determination. Laughter and cheers filled the air as they encouraged each other along the way, united by their love for exploration and fun.
After an exhilarating run, the hashers reached the finish line, occupied by an overflowing beer truck and the enticing aroma of food awaiting them. They shared stories of their journey, toasted to new friendships, and celebrated another successful hash adventure in paradise.
But the fun was not finished there as the grand Wizard called everyone to a circle of gentle roasting for the Hashers who'd fallen and the Hashers who'd carelessly lost their crap.
There was plenty of time for beer drinking while Airhead extracted the piss from Nightrider & friends, and Mud Cracker had some fun with his young lads.
As the sun had truly set over the picturesque landscape, the Pattaya Hash House Harriers revelled in the camaraderie and sense of accomplishment that came with each hash, already looking forward to their next escapade together. They jumped gleefully onto a convoy of blue conveyances carrying them back to more fun at the central watering hole known as Hustlers.
Alas, one Hasher was lost early in the day, having got lost trying to find the beer hunters. It is believed this Sister Fister Fuckwit individual gave up and got a taxi back to town.
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