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PH3 Run 2053

Monday, 1 Jul 2024

Family Run


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A Delightful V.V. BBQ - Pay As You Eat 😋
Hares: Colonel Cornhole, Crackle, Pop, Snap, Two Time, V.V.
Scribe: Blow Lewinsky
Hash Flash: Mayo Queen (Run), YMCA (Circle)
Runners: 77

Total Hashers This Week - 77

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 58
Arse Van Hole (308), Ball Ringer (890), Bubbles (16), Car Licker (58), Chip Chip (153), Chuck The Fuck Up (59), Colonel Cornhole (153), Crackle (15), Diaper Sniper (20), Dick In The Dyke (24), Dirt Looney (404), Disco Dick (12), Don't Call Me Dick (46), Emperor Airhead (1649), Fattus Maximus (20), G.I. Joe (939), Gangreen (607), General Kidney Wiper (865), Hairy Crack (39), Happy Survivor (256), Herring Choker (116), Homer Pimpson (13), Hot Hope (78), Irregular Period (147), Jackal (293), Khun Pee Pee (2), Lady Squeeze My Tube (733), Makes Me Come (2), Many Drinks (33), Martin Susort (2), Mayo Queen (316), Minnie Mouse (90), Morgan Mobekk (2), Mount Me (103), Mud Cracker (115), Necrophilia Night Rider (393), Noodles (37), Panzer Fister (78), Papa Dick (110), Parisian Titty (153), Parou Parou (79), Ping Pong (149), Pop (15), She's The Boss (263), Shy Tiger (92), Sick Of Steve (51), Sir Arse-A-Holic (970), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (999), Sister Fister Fuckwit (22), Snap (15), Something Kinder (121), Something Stupid (156), The Wizard (361), Two Time (487), V.V. (1112), Who The Fuck Am I (6), Whore In The Window (245), YMCA (138)
Returners - 13
A Dingo Ate My Baby (5), Black Panther (17), Blow Lewinsky (70), Boring Wanker (20), Bum Boy (231), Eating Monster (46), Fuck Off (126), Kunta Kinte (6), Lady Drink (11), Lucky Stroke (28), Milky Piss (52), Mini Samurai (6), Stupid Kraut Cunt (346)
Visitors - 3
Scab (1), Sub Budwal (3), Twanx (11)
Virgins - 3
Rodney Johnson (1), Scott Sargeant (1), Yves Poissant (1)
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 1
Colonel Cornhole Was Congratulated For 20 Hared Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 4
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Ben 10 (04 Jul)
Proposition (04 Jul)
Hard On (05 Jul)
Knicker Sniffer (03 Jul)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 17
Dirt LooneyHash Sinner: Got home after dawn on Tuesday morning. Still a bit too drunk to be doing the website
Fattus MaximusHash Trash: Left his bush hat on the beer truck
Who The Fuck Am IHash Trash: Reunited with his hat that he lost last week. Happily made a donation to the Take Care Kids Foudation
Happy SurvivorHash Trash: Dropped a small bottle of essential oils at the A-site
Fattus MaximusHash Crash: His weary legs just gave out on hime and gravity took over
JackalHash Crash: Had a collision with a low hanging branch
Boring WankerHash Crash: Jumped down a bank to watch the others trying to get down and ended up on his head
BubblesHash Crash: Laughed so much at Boring Wanker that he also fell over
Ball RingerHash Crash: Bent down to tie his shoe laces and ended up on the ground
Mud CrackerHash Crash: Probably trying to run too fast in an effort to be an FRB and the trail came up to meet him
Homer PimpsonHash Sinner: Busy with all the family massage parlours but made time to come on the PH3 today
The CanadiansHash Trivia: Happy Canada Day, I'm sure you're all happy even though your faces don't show it
G.I. JoeHash Sinner: Happy Wedding Anniversary. Years ago he went out to get a puppy and ended up marrying Squeeze... Still no puppy
Fattus MaximusWanker Of The Week: Unanimous cheers from the circle as in one day you now have the PH3 TrifectaTrash, Crash & WoTW
Eating MonsterHash Trash: Earlier she handed in a lost whistle. Then later realised it was actually her owngo figure
Seal SuckerHash Sinner: Was a Hare last week and was given a limited edition PH3 Hare pen, that was later found in the trash bin
Blow LewinskyHash Sinner: Was given a special Hare pen but wouldn't use it and kept asking for another pen to write the scribe report

Awards This Run

Colonel Cornhole
20 Hared Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Blow Lewinsky

To be sure, to be sure ,it was indeed a fine day out in the woods . However if you had gone to see the monks ,alas they were gone away and left us fine Hashers with a beautiful 'A' site ,to be sure it was about 4 years ago this site had been used for hashing.Thank you one and all.

The Grand Master welcomed everyone there were 75 ushers and three virgins who as far as I know had a really fine day so there's lots of amusing songs planted fear and the weather was very kind

A great family day out with lots of fun ,was produced by the colonel cornhole family as  they did amazingly well as hares , well done Snap ,Crackle and Pop  the daughter's,along with a Little help from VV an experienced Hasher

The GM called for anyone with new shoes to come forth and Mount me duly obliged with his new shoes and showed us all how to drink beer from one shoe in one go...very  well done .
Then G I Joe started the singing "here's for new shoes" and we all joined in the chorus to sounds of laughter.

Announcements were made the missed management or to meet on Wednesday at 4:00 p.m. and Nikki's bar, it may be the new bar, if it's ready. 
Dirt Looney ask for any loose change to go to the charity," Take care of the children".
The rags master announced and has done very well ask people to buy new items also littered the GM mid and announcement and invitation to the three new virgins to get together buy three shirts for only 700 baht good idea

In Korea we don't really see many virgins well not like the Virgin Mary from years ago when someone comes to the house for the first time we claim them as virgins if that makes sense

We said our goodbyes to a good Hasher who is going to home to Germany soon  he invited us all  to go to his bar for food and a  free drink, he will come back later after about 3 months .
Of course there was a big cheer  from  many Happy Hashers.

The Hares were asked to sit on the ice and  from all around the circle the  GM asked for comments on what they thought of the trail today.
Outstanding was echoed by Bubbles and voiced and strongly with like minded Hashers. supported by Milky Piss, Master Class and lots more  give very faverourable positive reports for a job well done.
GI Joe said it was too short .However mostly everyone enjoyed and said it was well good very well worked by the family.

The opinions were mostly all good but the few who said negative were booed .
This  then led on to the waffle with lots of great prizes 
None shouted  "corruption" ... As the numbers were drawn out and 2 virgins won prizes ..
Very nice indeed 👍

GI Joe and his wife of 7 years were invited onto the ice  and lots of banter was heard ,well done you 2...and still together after all these long years of Hashing.

Emporium airhead was asked to take the circle and had us all in stitches with laughing as he asked the family of Hares to have a seat on the ice along with VV .
Air head give them his support about doing a fine job and well so glad they picked this site as it had a shelter in case it rained.
They were sang of the ice with a very humerous song.
Homer pimpson was iced as we're many others as the jollyment and fun led into the evening.
Even the scribe was asked to take a seat on the ice as he had run out of ink and didn't want to use the pen he had been honoured with.
"It's a good writer "he replied "but poor speller" Ha ha 🤣

Going  on ,the wanker of the week was contested with the close winner going to Eating Monster who was kind enough to hand in to the G M something that had been lost on trail only to say "Sorry that's mine I lost it " 
Well ,well,well..

Then the G M called the circle together and ask  all to behave sensibly on the way home,
The GM  said that we don't want to get other people into trouble or get to  being finded 1000 baht ,but if you're drunk on the bus it's up to you to behave in a more dignified fashion ...don't be sticking your head out the window and bringing attention unto yourself and the others on the bus.
The G M gave the views of the committee and asked Hashers to be sensible..

Herring chocker was iced and took some responsibility for his co hare last week Seal sucker in his absence.
Everyone had a great time and much beer was drunk along with soft drinks and lots of good food consumed.
Many hashers do great work behind the scenes and a big thank you goes to them.
The final countdown was sand and time was moving on after the final countdown was sang and then the Hash  Anthem  the eskas were closed  and later Opened for refreshments on the way homeward to the on on 🍺 bar

Well done the Beer hunters in quest to find  great places to  relax and well done to those who run or walk in this land of the smiles the announcement came that we were heading  to a no-on bar.
Yes it is good to stretch your muscles with a walk or run chicken in the scenic trails and have a chance to enjoy the sunshine the scenery and The fan company I consider it a pleasurable experience balance with the sense of leisure good luck everyone hope to see you all next week

On On Blow Lewinsky


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