Greetings to all fellow hashers. This week it's my honor to be your scribe. The day started out very rainy and foreboding, but thanks to our RA, it did not factor in to the day's fun.
The GM called for the first circle, which was usual announcements, followed by very good explanation of what to expect before the pack was off and running, well some were.. The trail was very well marked, challenging, and well planned. I think somebody has done this before. There were lots of checks which kept the pack together most of the way.
The Hares did a great job of feeding us all with a cheese plate and very good curry. Forgot the name. Apparently, it was a French day of remembrance, which was the hares theme.. Poor Black Panther was not feeling well, so Boring Wanker took to the kitchen himself and did a good job, if I do say so myself.. thanks to the hares for a great trail 👣 and good eats!
The 2nd circle was called to order and the GM called for any hash crashers to self report to a cozy cool seat while the cool gear was passed out to Sick of Steve, Nightrider, and General Kidney Wiper. They each explained the reasons why they went down and were let off the ice after a tasty down down...
Next to be called upon were the hares, led by Herring Choker, followed by Boring Wanker and Hairy Crack. The lead hare sure had a lot to say.. so much so that he was put in the bucket to cool down buddy.. the vessels were upturned and emptied and next on the agenda was the world-famous PH3 raffle.. Hot Hope was the first winner, then hash sinner bringing head gear (hat) into the circle.. head, who said head, I'll take some of that.. next winner turned sinner was Happy Survivor for leaving her drink on the raffle table. The other winners included, Arse Van Hole, Something Kinder, Irregular Period, Car Licker, and Sexy Butterfly 🦋
The RA took control of the circle and called for the hares to have a seat. A dispute occurred between hares as to who was the most useless of the trio.. after a lively debate it was decided Boring Wanker should be renamed Boring Cunt by the RA himself.. after being turned on by his co hares Herring Choker was again in the bucket left to wonder why..
The next on the agenda was the giving of awards. Emperor Airhead (RA) called in first our young lady hashers Snap, Crackle and Pop. They were presented with a "Future of the Hash award" and were let off the ice.. gotta love these girls' spirit!
The FRB's were called in next. Don't Call Me Dick, Shy Tiger and Sick of Steve respectively.. Shy Tiger was looking to claim the title and almost had it until Don't Call Me Dick pulled a fast one on her and took it for himself. Next time Shy Tiger good effort! Worth mentioning Don't Call Me Dick was accused of short-cutting by SoS which could have been why his title could be in question.. more to follow
Next came the naming of I Am. After quite a few different and very interesting choices, the circle decided that from now to eternity his new name shall be Kunta Kinte.. Welcome to the Hash family!
Sperm Polluter came into the circle to give awards, but before doing so, shared with us all the good news that his beautiful granddaughter was out of the hospital. Of course, applause was in order.. bless her!
The awardees were in order. Sexy Butterfly received her 100 runs shirt, Car Licker 50 runs shirt, Milky Piss 50 runs shirt, Arse Van Hole 300 runs shirt, Mount Me 100 runs shirt, Dirt Looney 400 runs shirt.
The GM again took the circle and called in Nightrider, Fattus Maximus, Colonel Cornhole and Boring Wanker. The circle voted and Boring Wanker was bestowed upon the title of Wanker of the Week for lying?. I think Fattus had a hard time letting go thinking just 2 more weeks please..
Hares were again called in to sing us a song or show us your ring, and we didn't want to see their ring.. so they sung a song I can't remember because I might have been drinking, allegedly...
Last but not least came Swing Low followed by the final down down. The beer coolers were reopened to allow for a parting beverage of choice. The hard-working team of VV and Two Time once again packed up all evidence we were ever there and everyone departed.
The on on bar was I-Rovers which had lots of food, drink, and eye candy 🍬 😋. All who attended enjoyed from my observation. Thank you I Rovers..
Thus concludes my humble attempt to Scribe. It was an honor! Thank you and On On Bubbles.