Happy New Year, Une bonne annee to everyone
Run 2027 Hares: Beetroot Head, Panzer Fister and Blow Lewinsky
It was amazing how many hashers made it to the run on New Year’s Day after, I’m sure, many many beers the night before. Random impressions: Scar with 2 T’s was looking a bit delicate but improved as he got more alcohol back into his system. Barnacle Bollox arrived looking a bit gay on his Honda 50. Fuck Off got excited at the raffle table when he saw the olive oil on offer – “beats KY any time” he said.
Blow Lewinsky provided food for all – a curious mix of black olives, raw onions, sausages, Thai noodles and chips.
There was no Hash Trash (Ging Gang Goolies being absent).
Crashes included Happy Virgin, Car Licker, Clam in a Can
The hares were iced as per custom. Comments on the run were generally positive:
“Wonderfully agricultural” said No More Cum
“Trail of the year – so far” said someone
“As flat as my wife’s chest” said GI Joe
Window Wanker took issue with the red ants which the GM disturbed just before he arrived
Scar forgot his horn and just avoided the bucket
Emperor Airhead reckoned the hares were Hash Heroes for supplying a run on New Year’s Day and appropriate medallions were produced by VV
EA then renamed The Great Nit due to a change in her boyfriend. She is now to be known as Sexy Butterfly. Gentlemen please form an orderly queue.
Odd Job and his friend Piss Uphill were welcomed back after no less than 17 years away!
Scar and Stupid Kraut Kunt were iced for a long story about getting stuck in TQ due to a very large Norwegian who collapsed and blocked the doorway.
Scar took the circle and put Pol Dancer, Sausage Head and Clam in a Can on the ice for sartorial elegance (or not)
The GM then got iced for putting his annual retrospective onto his Facebook page. It consisted of 10 pictures of him fishing and 0 pictures of Burley Chassis (his wife)
Wanker of the Week had no fewer than 5 candidates:
Dirt Looney for continuing to amaze with long (24 hour plus) drinking sessions
Magic Mogu for losing her glasses and then going to the wrong A site to look for them
Beetroot Head for something I missed
Kilt Lifter for missing the 2000th run and only claiming his hash shirt 7 months later
Lost Cause for stroking the GM’s ears in Makro and nearly getting her pussy grabbed
Scar for “incorrect information” regarding the GM’s facebook page (see above)
Scar was the eventual winner although he still claimed the GM had altered his photos at a later date to add his wife’s pictures
Then there were a bunch of special awards for 2023:
Hare of the Year – VV. 16 runs hared across the year.
Newcomer of the Year – Milky Piss
Trash Collector of the Year – Duchess Tadpole
Hash Rag achievements – Something Stupid and Burley Chassis – no fewer than 800 shirts sold
VV’s little helper – Two Time for great work behind the scenes
Hash Thai co-ordinater – Lady Squeeze My Tube for smoothing over irate landlords, sorting out baht buses etc etc
All well deserved, I say.
Hares’ song
There was a hasher and his wife – a Blow Lewinsky special. One verse only. Generally described as “Rubbish”
Just before the final DD there was a late bucket for Dead Gump for, I think, GM abuse and then it was time to finish the beers, sing the hash anthem and head off to Kubla’s for BBQ pork and more cold beers
ON ON to another great year of hashing. Shit Lips