“The PH3 has a bard on! “
Inspired by William Shakespeare
Written by Milky Piss
n audience eft oft manye standse in sheer testy yare gast oft what’s to followeth frum thee ph3 players. Perpend thine playeth starts in grande awesomeness bedazzlement Thee Grande maste’r wizard full oft guile announces the start of playe the audince in there’th a happy globe apologism f'r the lateth arrivals oft thee saide coaches yonder did geth hath lost. Thenst we’eth no furth’r adoo… nay mor welkin thee playe coment’h .
A hush doeth bethen uponus. Be eth not a fraid oft greatness. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, We dos knoweth what thee ist, but know not thee what thee shallest be.
Act 1
Player’s arch scallawags thus didst falls withe crash’s parlous there’s eight canker blossoms folks inn totals, standin o’er rauhot ! Fie! Thus delation nak'd bottoms flesh expos'd thee distemperate fooleth.
T is hath said such a tricky trail to followeth. Twas thee that knapped. Window wanker, Shit on my Chest, Suicide Attempt, Wacky Bell Bowie, Mudcracker plung’d in thee buck’t oft ice. Nor how it may concerned my modestie. Bell ringer, No hope, Whore in the Window.. thee audince singeth a sonnet them allst. To be or not to be.
Act 2
Thee Grand Master Wizard withe Puissance Taketh senter stage.. Hash trashe its named ..
Thee audience fastly in fleshment becomes aware of fulks leevin thee goodes oft places themd shuld’t such ast beer cooler, towel, smallth chairs amungst suche thingse. Players untoo thee stage Diesel Dick, Smokies Nanny, Jellobut,
GI Joe singeth a sultry sonnet. If music be the food of love, play on.
Act 3
Thee Grand master Wizard players oft hares to thee stage those gents taketh. Thees bawcocks peregrinate from whence thee cometh
VV, Scar With 2Ts, Dirt Looney, Pussy Snatcher, Chuck The fuck up. Thee audience taketh in partaking oft tales about thee laide trail. A wondrous trail it thereth agreed. Tis not in thee stars to hold thine destiny but thus in o’rselves
Act 4
Once m’re thee sup’r playeth’r Wizard taketh th’e stage withet’h greatnes’s vocabl’ry Raffle hedoset’h clepe. Wall eyed Twas many righteous folke’s winnet’h prizes of greatness’s. Footwear, beers, marchpanes oft tastiness oft someth oft prizes. Raffle sluggardiz winners areth singeth untoo. Of strong preuailment in unhardened youth.
Act 5
Then untoo thee maine charact’r doth taketh thy stage. Emporer Airhead.
Mobbled caller untoo thems hares. Once sittheth onto ice thems seated. Sonnets ist sungth from alls. That gent sneap tells audience oft thine ancient hist’ry 40 years saideth he. Its then saideth oft a day oft suche exclen’t.
IboIbo then sitteth unto thee ice, Sadistic Bastard, Kidney Wiper twer olde frbs, sonnet thenst ist sung by thee audienc’e withe all.
Act 6
Thee Wizard in himself he is Twas withe gratitude oft eff’rts thees gallimaufry, Womb Broom 50 runneth . Singing Granny 50 runneth . Something stupid 10 hare runneth. Panzer Fister 50 runneth. Caroline 50 runneth. Twas once more sonnet twer sungeth. Alongst thine way come what may.
Act 7
Tis then untoo a player oft greatness enters thee stage. Rather your eies must with his judgement. Scar With 2Ts.
Virgins a miching them gather unto thee globe. Thems all tellers oft ther’e day aft thee ph3. Sonnet for thee virgins
Twas then unto centre stage Milky Piss, Stupid Kraut Kunt enters them bothe unto ice for lating to thee party.
Twer then folkes thus runneth 500 runnings or more’s. Sonnets there eth sung.
Tis there in Filipino karaoke ladies them thunked fore entertaining thee night before there withe. Love do comfort thee tis like sunshine o’eraft rain.
Act 8
Tis thee player Paprika Smiley entereth thee he withe affy calleth of beckons Venom, tis thees 59th birthday oft offerin a cake.
Then untoo thee players oft Cambodia centre unto thee stage. Paparaza, Footloose twer offer’d thee bucket.
Cat Walk, Smelley Codpiece, Cod snorkler, Lady Black Panther, Spinner, Herring choker, sonnet twer singeth.
Act 9
Pussy snatcher questant enter thee stage, Twas theen he doeth call Burley Chassy talketh of kirtle they doeth share story’s oft T-shirt printing . Tis a sonnet oft great gratified frome the audience.
Act 10
Tis ther we seeth Fleece lifter stage ther doos enter, tis oft great gratuitous thanking for all thus ther too made suche effor’t for ladies who pell mell unto ther didst supply foods oft r enjoyment. Dragon, Pussy No3, Lost Cause, lady Squeeze my tube, Cookie Monster thus unto many who’d thus help.
Gi Joe thus Lady squeeze my tube, wherest thine coach . Thus then sayeth Squeeze broketh thine wing mirror.
Act 11
Tis he thereth thee come once agin Wizard relume senter stage he doeth call the Smokey Trucky Fucky , Hot Wheels, Truck Driver, a sonnet Twas giveth.
Tis nobler in thine mind to suffer.
Twer then oft Thee Goode lady oft thee Sick o Steve twer thenst givn thee name Many Drinks. Sonnets ‘twas songed.
Act 12
Twas thee Wizard then too that gent doeth frampold thees younker folkes.
Tis o’er wanker o’er thee week..
Such suprise unto withe greatness abounde Scar With 2Ts, Caroline, Fattus Maximus, tis founde with applause per withe cheer Fattus Maximus Wanker o’er the week. Lord what fools these mortals be.
Act 13
Tis then sayeth Boring Wanker he hath muche trauma sayest thee from thee coach jurnee .. thee Wizard bucket o’er ice tis for thee.
Shit on my Chest thy fellow withe such confusion thee went unto thy incorrect A site. ..ye liketh this place o’er could willingly waste thyne time there in.
Act 14
Tis the the hares to stage a spectacle of thus fun.. them do sing so well for thus crowde…
And enterprises of great pith an moment tis with such regard thee currents turn away.
Final Act
Tis the nearing of thee end, ladies from thyne far ness away, Filipino ladies, Cambodian ladies in voices of angels sing o’er down down sonnet.
Thus the play tis then all o’er thyne crowd must goer away with heart and mind awaken by the actions of our brothers and sisters.
Of what validity and pitch so’er
But falls abatement and low price
Even in a minute so full shapes is fancy
That it alone is high fantastical.
On on
Milky Piss