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PH3 Run 2032

Monday, 5 Feb 2024


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Hares: Milky Piss, Sperm Polluter
Scribe: Home Brew
Hash Flash: Spastic Whore King (Run), YMCA (Circle)
Runners: 107

Total Hashers This Week - 107

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 79
Anal Cheese (140), Arse Van Hole (292), Asshole Too Loose (53), Ball Ringer (873), Beetroot Head (184), Bell End (617), Bell Star (93), Bikini Bandit (21), Car Licker (37), Cement Head (25), Chip Chip (143), CIA (76), Cold Ass (20), Crap Thai (103), Crooked Cunt (14), Diaper Sniper (15), Diesel Dick (32), Dirt Looney (383), Discharge (2), Don't Call Me Dick (26), Double Dutch Cunt (13), Drag Queen (55), Duchess Tadpole (740), Emperor Airhead (1628), Fuck Off (119), Fuzzy Lure (211), G.I. Joe (918), Gangreen (586), Giddy Up (21), Golden Rivet (352), Hairy Crack (26), Happy Survivor (235), Happy Virgin (30), Herring Choker (99), Hissing Sid (13), Hoi Wan (221), Irregular Period (127), Kamoy Katoy (54), Lady Squeeze My Tube (713), Leg Over (74), Lost Cause (383), Many Drinks (17), Mayo Queen (300), Milky Piss (34), Minnie Mouse (69), Miss Use Me (327), Mount Me (89), Necrophilia Night Rider (380), Noodles (16), Papa Dick (95), Parisian Titi (143), Parou Parou (69), Ping Pong (130), Pol Dancer (110), Pole Fucker (132), Prison Bitch (2), Scar W/2Ts (386), She's The Boss (244), Shit Lips (74), Shy Tiger (72), Sick Of Steve (41), Singing Granny (61), Sir Arse-A-Holic (952), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (979), Slime Ball (2), Something Kinder (103), Something Stupid (137), Spastic Whore King (160), Sperm Polluter (308), The Wizard (340), Tinderella (5), Tom Boy (290), Two Time (467), V.V. (1096), Weasel's Willy Warmer (25), Wee Moaning Weasel (132), Whore In The Window (224), Womb Broom (58), YMCA (117)
Returners - 19
Anal Acrobat (20), Antique (228), Banana Rider (35), Bengt Potato (218), Casper (232), Cookie Monster (111), Crystal (38), Ging Gang Goolies (168), Home Brew (54), Jackal (284), Lovely Lady (22), Sexy Butterfly (89), Sexy Mountain (96), Stool Mover (48), Street Cleaner (163), Stupid Kraut Cunt (333), Tampax (565), Vios (91), Who Cut The Cheese (58)
Visitors - 9
Anders Paulusson (2), Disco Dick (1), Frank Marteaux (3), Matthew Lobas (1), Puki Merah (2), Sirintha Khamraeng (11), Skippy Killer (2), Sunshine (19), Woderick (1)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 5
Milky Piss Was Congratulated For 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
Mayo Queen Was Congratulated For 300 Runs With The PH3
Home Brew Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 50 Runs With The PH3
Street Cleaner Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 10 Hared Runs With The PH3
Sexy Mountain Received Her Shirt In Recognition Of 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 2
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Fuzzy Lure (06 Feb)
Sperm Polluter (10 Feb)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 12
Happy SurvivorHash Crash: Had a couple of soft landings in the mud and grass
JackalHash Crash: The eternel screamer was in fine voice today
Whore In The WindowHash Crash: He had blood on his face, a crashing disgrace
Arse Van HoleHash Trash: Not sure if it was his but he accepted a seat on the ice for a small blue towel
Anal CheeseHash Trash: Reuinited with his rather dapper head wrap/cap
G.I. JoeHash Trash: Was a proxy ice sitter for a big headed red cap that wasn't his
Cold AssRaffle Hash Sinner: Wore his hat into the circle
Who Cut The CheeseHash Sinner: Continual chatting behind the beer truck
JackalHash Sinner: Let out a blood curdling scream about 2m behind Dirt Looney, scaring the crap out of him and eliciting some of his extreme dehydration tourettes expletives
Banana RiderHash Sinner: Incessant talking througout the circle and came in wearing a bum bag so straight to the bucket
Minnie MouseHash Sinner: Another non-stop cahtterbox
Sperm PolluterBirthday Surprise: Happy birthday and hope you enjoyed the cream pie to the face

Awards This Run

Milky Piss
5 Hared Runs
Mayo Queen
300 Runs

Scribe Report by Home Brew

After Hash Crash, Hash Trash and Hash Sinners (see Stats Report for names) the GM iced the Hares -Sperm Polluter and Milky Piss - and invited comments on the Trail. General consensus was a tough run - very challenging, with the first 4K being more a hike and taking an hour even for the FRB's. Nonetheless, the GM thanked the Hares for their efforts in setting a good Trail.

The GM then presided over the raffle : winners included Stool Mover, Sick of Steve, Leg Over, Miss Use Me and Banana Rider.

After reluctantly validating Singing Granny's age (yes, she can sit down) the GM invited Emperor Airhead to take the circle. After chastising Hash lurkers he iced the Hares, the theme being poofy Brits. Despite a tough, man's Trail they did a great job!

AntiqueStool Mover, Anal Cheese, Sick of Steve and Don't Call Me Dick followed on to the ice. Emperor Airhead tried to demonstrate the Hash was now a nicer place (a number of sitters had been renamed) but then questioned whether Antique used to be a front runner....

Following Anniversaries (see Run Stats) the GM invited Scar W/2Ts to take the Circle. Those iced included Sperm Polluter, Milky Piss, Dirt Looney, Jackal and Stupid Kraut Cunt. Happy Birthday Sperm Polluter!

Stupid Kraut Cunt then took the Circle. His theme : timing is everything. His motto : girls who go to Norway should wear a crash hat...

The GM moved on to ice/bucket punishments for breaches of protocol.

Stupid Kraut Cunt, Anal Cheese, Cement Head - unauthorized drinking.

Antique, Minnie Mouse, Banana Rider - talking.

The GM noted that both Sperm Polluter and Arse Van Hole had tattooed backsides. Following a  modelling of the same, Arse Van Hole was declared the winner.

After interviewing Woderick, a first time visitor before in Papua New Guinea, the Hares were invited by the GM to sing. Which they did, impressively, with Milky Piss on guitar for Ring of Fire by the Sperm Polluter Legover Band.

As always proceedings were then closed with the Hash Hymn.

That's enough from me.

On On Home Brew


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