After Hash Crash, Hash Trash and Hash Sinners (see Stats Report for names) the GM iced the Hares -Sperm Polluter and Milky Piss - and invited comments on the Trail. General consensus was a tough run - very challenging, with the first 4K being more a hike and taking an hour even for the FRB's. Nonetheless, the GM thanked the Hares for their efforts in setting a good Trail.
The GM then presided over the raffle : winners included Stool Mover, Sick of Steve, Leg Over, Miss Use Me and Banana Rider.
After reluctantly validating Singing Granny's age (yes, she can sit down) the GM invited Emperor Airhead to take the circle. After chastising Hash lurkers he iced the Hares, the theme being poofy Brits. Despite a tough, man's Trail they did a great job!
Antique, Stool Mover, Anal Cheese, Sick of Steve and Don't Call Me Dick followed on to the ice. Emperor Airhead tried to demonstrate the Hash was now a nicer place (a number of sitters had been renamed) but then questioned whether Antique used to be a front runner....
Following Anniversaries (see Run Stats) the GM invited Scar W/2Ts to take the Circle. Those iced included Sperm Polluter, Milky Piss, Dirt Looney, Jackal and Stupid Kraut Cunt. Happy Birthday Sperm Polluter!
Stupid Kraut Cunt then took the Circle. His theme : timing is everything. His motto : girls who go to Norway should wear a crash hat...
The GM moved on to ice/bucket punishments for breaches of protocol.
Stupid Kraut Cunt, Anal Cheese, Cement Head - unauthorized drinking.
Antique, Minnie Mouse, Banana Rider - talking.
The GM noted that both Sperm Polluter and Arse Van Hole had tattooed backsides. Following a modelling of the same, Arse Van Hole was declared the winner.
After interviewing Woderick, a first time visitor before in Papua New Guinea, the Hares were invited by the GM to sing. Which they did, impressively, with Milky Piss on guitar for Ring of Fire by the Sperm Polluter Legover Band.
As always proceedings were then closed with the Hash Hymn.
That's enough from me.
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