PH3 Run number #2033
❤️Loved up Valentine Scribe Report❤️
The Pulchritudinous Milky Piss
"Take my hand, take my whole life too. For I can’t help falling in love with you."
Hello, Imagine such a romantic place A Wonderful World like Strangers On The Shore of a beautiful lake the sun setting in the presence of Eros himself the GM calls in his Dulcet mellifluous tone “Circle Up” Lets stay together. A hush descends on the Circle In The Sand.
“And the songbirds are singing
Like they know the score
And I love you, I love you, I love you Like never before”
V.V. with Sweet Emotion and anticipatory pleasure he pours more ice cold water into the ice bucket, The GM calls with The Look Of Love, hash crashers to the Love Seat of ice. Many hash folk have Fallin For You, You’re The First The Last My Every thing. Truly Madly Deeply Nine hashers in total this week maybe an all time record is declared, Night Rider, Dirt Looney, Panzer Fister, Termite, Crooked Cunt, No Hope, Eating Monster, to name a few. A ballad like a Love Hangover, is sung.
"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell."
The GM calls for the hares to be seated upon the ice V.V., Parisenne Titti, Two Time, Chip Chip. A well laid trail and It's Not Unusual from the experienced hares. Great food also laid on by the hares. The circle is asked what they thought of the trail, a good A site although no shade. but overall the trail was much appreciated. With no Burning Love, We all Come together and a note is sung by all.
"Life is the flower for which love is the honey."
The circle with great expectations from the GM .. he calls to everyone’s delight “raffle”. Some of the winners are Stupid Kraut Cunt, Oum (Tinderella), Bell End, Two Time, Sexy Butterfly, Irregular Period, Oum wins another prize very fitting for the valentine's hash, not a Splintering Heart but a heart shaped cushion.
"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell."
The GM with Love And Affection calls Emperor Airhead to the the circle. Let’s Get it On, He will help us Make It Through The Night. EA wearing a very appropriate for the valentines hash a red Dirt Road sleeveless T shirt. Hares are required for the ice seat. Like a Songbird a story is then told of the beginning of the Valentines history. EA states very nice food and great location the hares did a great job. A Wonderful Life, a note is sung.
“Love, love changes everything “
EA then calls N Night Rider on the ice. He states NNR has not been seen on the ice for sevens days. But that was Yesterday, Nothing Compares To You. EA amuses the love struck audience with a rumour that Night Rider has fallen in love Headover Heals after EA calls him the Huckleberry kid of Soi 6, maybe he’s had a Love Potion Number 9? Or he’s taken the Love train. A note is given.
“Soul meets soul on lovers lips”
Simon The Boss and Slave Trader are put on the ice and are quizzed about their names. A note is given.
Hairy Crack and Oum with the Look of Love and feeling On Top of The World are seated on the ice. A romantic story is told of how they met each other on Tinder, Emperor Airhead then is delighted to give Oum her hash name Tinderella. A sacred hash baptism is given as ice cold water is poured over Tinderella. An Unchained Melody note is given.
Stupid Kraut Cunt is given the circle and calls Revolting Rectum to the ice. A True story given by SKC about the way RR in Norway gets his ladies by the old caveman method of a blow to the head. He Ain’t Talkin About Love. SKC then tells a tale of why RR has been sick for five days, turns out he’s had cramp in his hands. Another story is told but in the confusion of too much beer and accents, In This Magic Moment I didn’t have a clue why RR was then put in the bucket. Crazy Little Thing Called Love. A note is sung.
“To love is to burn, to be on fire.”
Stupid Cupid the GM then calls all the ladies present without partners into the circle. There were a few not just one Lady. A single Rambling Rose is then given each to these ladies, they weren’t Paper Roses, Roses Are Red and maybe Every Rose Has Its Thorns who knows. A note is sung. GM then calls all the couples into the circle. I Believe In A Thing Called Love as so much Love And affection was shown. One partner is given a rose they then pass it to their partner by mouth to mouth. A Kiss From A Rose. A note is sung.
“And I can't fight this feeling anymore, I've forgotten what I started fighting for, It's time to bring this ship into the shore, And throw away the oars, forever”
Scar W/2Ts takes the circle. He shouts out no private parties to the talkers at the back of the circle. I Thought You’ve Lost That Loving Feeling but I can Feel The Love still. Scar W/2Ts likes to see the hashers in appropriate attire for the circle. Stupid Kraut Cunt and One Eyed Willy, Smart Dressed Man they are not. They are sat on the ice for in appropriate clothing. Hairy Crack is sat on the ice for talking over Scar W/2Ts. Non Je Ne Regrette Rein he must be thinking.. A note is sung.
“Waiting for love is like a flower about to bloom. You can't rush for it, but once it is done, it's worth the wait.”
Scar W/2Ts then asks Panzer Fister and his daughter to sit on the ice. She has 10 hash runs, the circle erupts with applause. She chose to be named Tong but Scar adds that she doesn’t like to run, so she is named Bpai Wing Tong. A note is sung by all. Scar then asks the hash audience who likes the concept of Valentine’s Day, 3 hands raised, The Hands Of Love, The Wizard, Milky Piss and 1 other are sat on the ice for this, a note is sung. Scar W/2Ts calls One Eyed Willy and Simon to the ice. They are both questioned as they are younger and look fitter than most, why they didn’t attempt to solve any back checks and were caught short cutting. God Only Knows. They are both plunged into the bucket. There Hearts Gone Cold. At Last, A note is sung.
Scar W/2Ts tells the FRB beer hunters Gangreen and Sir Really Sadistic Bastard to get on the ice. This could be All Night Long. Gangreen comments were amusing they the BH have very low standards so anything is a bonus, a note for the beer hunters.
“I saw that you were perfect, and so I loved you. Then I saw that you were not perfect and I loved you even more.”
The GM calls all the Americans on the ice. CIA luckily escaped the bucket for wearing is hat into the circle. I’m surprised he didn’t say You Can Leave Your Hat On. The GM asks what was special about the 57th Super Bowl? CIA boldly states Taylor Swift was there. Or was it a Love story! The GM then states there’s nothing special about the . A note for the Americans.
Then it’s what we’ve been Crying for, that highlight of the week Wanker of the week. Night Rider, lost his keys better than being Lost In Love, Pee Wee Herman peeing off the back of a baht bus or falling off into the gutter. Better than Falling In Love Again. Irregular Period for running to the Beer hunters bus. When he never moves very fast, The crowd crown Irregular Period wanker of the week.
Sperm Polluter we Can Feel It Coming In The Air Tonight, gives out this weeks awards, Something Kinder 100 runs, Sexy Butterfly given a shirt for I don’t know why I didn’t hear it! Just a Careless Whisper. Crap Thai awarded a shirt for 100 runs and a shirt for 10 hares a note song is sung.
The GM then calls on the hares to sing us a song, to which they asked Sperm Polluter to sing their song an old favourite Dicky Di Do song. Everyone having Feelings of tiredenes and All Out Of Love the GM goes straight into the Hash hymn. Its All Over Now. Like a Candle in The Wind, we Go Your Own Way. One More Day we will Meet Again. We all board the buses and cars and Head For The Love Shack. In the Dirty Old Town.
Much Love OnOn Milky Piss
"If I had a flower for every time I thought of you, I could walk through my garden forever." Alfred Tennyson