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PH3 Run 2034

Monday, 19 Feb 2024

Slovenian and Friends Run


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Food Provided By The Hares 😋
Hares: Branka Kraner, Car Licker, Happy Survivor, Sasha Visintin, She's The Boss, Singing Granny
Scribe: Seal Sucker
Hash Flash: Spastic Whore King (Run), YMCA (Circle)
Runners: 116

Total Hashers This Week - 116

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 67
Anal Cheese (142), Arse Van Hole (294), Ball Ringer (875), Bell Star (95), Billion Sucker (298), Car Licker (39), Cement Head (27), Chip Chip (145), CIA (78), Crap Thai (105), Crooked Cunt (16), Dirt Looney (385), Discharge (4), Don't Call Me Dick (28), Drag Queen (57), Eating Monster (36), Emperor Airhead (1630), Fuck Off (121), Fuzzy Lure (213), G.I. Joe (920), Gangreen (588), Ging Gang Goolies (170), Hairy Crack (28), Happy Survivor (237), Happy Virgin (32), Hissing Sid (15), Home Brew (56), Hot Hope (65), Irregular Period (129), Istanbullshit (17), Laughing Bird (21), Lost Cause (385), Many Drinks (19), Mayo Queen (302), Milky Piss (36), Minnie Mouse (71), Mount Me (91), Necrophilia Night Rider (382), Noodles (18), Papa Dick (97), Parisian Titty (145), Prison Bitch (4), Sasha Visintin (4), Scar W/2Ts (388), Seal Sucker (415), Sexy Butterfly (91), She's The Boss (246), Shit Lips (76), Sick Of Steve (43), Singing Granny (63), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (981), Slime Ball (4), Something Kinder (105), Something Stupid (139), Spastic Whore King (162), Sperm Polluter (310), Splinter Dick (59), Stool Mover (50), Stupid Kraut Cunt (335), The Wizard (342), Tinderella (7), Two Time (469), V.V. (1098), Weasel's Willy Warmer (27), Wee Moaning Weasel (134), Whore In The Window (226), YMCA (119)
Returners - 37
Absolutely Fucking Clueless (16), Antique (229), Arse Bandit (123), Atomic Muff Diver (60), Beauty Leo Please (12), Bengt Potato (219), Bikini Bandit (22), Branka Kraner (2), Chuck The Fuck Up (45), Cookie Monster (112), Diaper Sniper (16), Drinks Like A Girl (33), Duchess Tadpole (741), Fattus Maximus (7), Golden Rivet (353), Goosey Goosey Gobbler (89), Herring Choker (100), Hoi Wan (222), Jackal (285), Kee Mah (280), Kilt Lifter (20), Lady Squeeze My Tube (714), Little Tommy Two Lips (99), Lovely Lady (23), Miss Use Me (328), Moon Flower (23), Mountain Flower (37), No More Cum (319), Pattyladyboy (7), Ping Pong (131), Pocket Tiger (11), Shit On My Chest (30), Shy Tiger (73), Sir Arse-A-Holic (953), Tampax (566), Telly Tubby (259), Womb Broom (59)
Visitors - 8
Bitter Balls (9), Clit The Clown (2), Disco Dick (2), Full Moon (1), Party (2), Sperm Bank (17), Sunshine (20), Tooth Fairy (12)
Virgins - 4
Ivica Djakovic (1), Kannitcha Choochuen (1), Peter Gruden (1), Stool Stealer (1)
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 3
Singing Granny Was Congratulated For 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
Herring Choker Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Stool Mover Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 1
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Scar W/2Ts (25 Feb)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 13
TinderellaHash Crash: Tumble-ella'd while walking on flat trail
YMCAHash Crash: The earth moved for him as he got rooted
JackalHash Crash: May have howled several times but only fell once
SunshineHash Crash: Dear oh dear, he suffered several injuries that drew blood and needed bandaging
Home BrewHash Crash: Tripped up on some soft sand
Sperm BankHash Crash: Tripped and stumbled while not paying attention
Wee Moaning WeaselRaffle Hash Sinner: Must have had a great time with the beer hunters as he took ages to recognise his number & brought in his own beer
Drinks Like A GirlRaffle Hash Sinner: Brought his coke into the circle
Herring ChokerHash Sinner: Standing and talking back behind the circle
Seal SuckerHash Sinner: Busy talking when he should have been scribing
Shit On My ChestHash Sinner: Another private circle talker
Weasel's Willy WarmerHash Crash: Covert crasher who fell before the circle started whilst foraging for food
Diaper SniperWanker Of The Week: Not preventing strangers from taking drinks from the beer truck

Awards This Run

Singing Granny
5 Hared Runs
Herring Choker
100 Runs
Stool Mover
50 Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Seal Sucker

Sunshine shines on the Slovenians and Friends run A-site at Khao Mai Kaew, also know as the Ozzie A-site which could be renamed the Slovenians Supreme Smorgasbord Bistro and Bar Site as all most twice the hashers from last week turned up in anticipation of good food and no one was disappointed. Again Happy Survivor proves her worth as the number One virgin gatherer with four more recruits to sign up for the hash.

GM The Wizard takes care of the usual business proceeding the run, one of them was getting me to scribe, I must have been half a sleep but as the saying goes Its not what the hash can do for you But what you can do for the hash.

She's The Boss steps up to the plate and explains the intricate details of the well worn trail circumnavigating Khao Mai Kaew hills, mentioning the normal blue sticks, red sticks, paper on right, paper on the left and a F T that as far as know, no one found. I asked two of the hares were the F T was they did not seem to know either one saying it was painted sticks the other blue paint on the ground, never mind Confucius always said, "To meet girl in park good, But to park meat in girl much better". We head out over the course way to discover the first of many checks, some obvious and some not so.

Some sections of trail around Khao Mai Kaew are quite treacherous with big ruts formed by motorbikes, tree stumps, tree roots, rocks, slippery surfaces all conveniently covered with a springling of leaves to claim many victims of hash crash.

There was some controversy at the end of the run, by one of the has been FRB, who thinks he's the new appointed trail police especially when he's well off the pace and completely screwed up at the end of the run, ranting and raving about the rules so I did some research and contacted hash lawyers Fuck the Truth and Crooked Cunt and this was there reply.

      WHAT IS THE HASH
ITS
      BEERDRINKINWHISTLEBLOWINGINFUNLOVINARSESHOWN
      PAPERDROPPINGBADMARKINGFALSETRAILINMOTHERFUCKIN
      NOISEMAKINWALLCLIMBINRIVERCROSSINGTRAFFICSTOPPING
      TITTIEWATCHINGKISSSNATHINGSNATHKISSINWOMANCHASIN
      LEGOPENINICELOVINSHORTTMININALWAYSTRYIN
      SWEATSMELLINBEERSPILLINDITTYSINGINCHUGALUGIN
      SHORTSDROPPINGINREARREVEALINMOONINMAKINTHISHASHIN
SO AINT THAT THE TRUTH

The circle was up to its usual high standard, many happy prize winners, many bums iced and a very enthusiastic hares song was sung.

On On Seal Sucker

Hares' Song

Sung By The Hares: Happy Survivor, She's The Boss, Car Licker, Singing Granny, Branka Kraner, Sasha Visintin

Adapted by Singing Granny


Whoa, whoa, Yeah, yeah
I love you more than I can pay
I can fuck you twice as much tomorrow
Whoa-oh
Love you more than I can pay

Whoa, whoa Yeah, yeah
I miss your pussy ev'ry day
Why must your life be filled with cum
Ooooh, oh
I love you more than I can pay

Ah, don't you know I need yours șo
Oh, tell me please I gotta cum
Do you mean to make me suffer
Am I just another dick
Whoa, whoa Yeah, yeah

I miss you more than I can pay
Why must your life be filled with cum
Whoa-oh
I'll love you more than I can pay

Ah, don't you know I need yours so
So tell me please I gotta know
Do you mean to make me cum
Am I just another dick

Whoa, whoa, Yeah, yeah
I love you more than I can pay
I can cum on you twice as much tomorrow
Whoa-oh
Love you more than dick can do
I love you more than I can pay
I love you more than I can say


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