Sunshine shines on the Slovenians and Friends run A-site at Khao Mai Kaew, also know as the Ozzie A-site which could be renamed the Slovenians Supreme Smorgasbord Bistro and Bar Site as all most twice the hashers from last week turned up in anticipation of good food and no one was disappointed. Again Happy Survivor proves her worth as the number One virgin gatherer with four more recruits to sign up for the hash.
GM The Wizard takes care of the usual business proceeding the run, one of them was getting me to scribe, I must have been half a sleep but as the saying goes Its not what the hash can do for you But what you can do for the hash.
She's The Boss steps up to the plate and explains the intricate details of the well worn trail circumnavigating Khao Mai Kaew hills, mentioning the normal blue sticks, red sticks, paper on right, paper on the left and a F T that as far as know, no one found. I asked two of the hares were the F T was they did not seem to know either one saying it was painted sticks the other blue paint on the ground, never mind Confucius always said, "To meet girl in park good, But to park meat in girl much better". We head out over the course way to discover the first of many checks, some obvious and some not so.
Some sections of trail around Khao Mai Kaew are quite treacherous with big ruts formed by motorbikes, tree stumps, tree roots, rocks, slippery surfaces all conveniently covered with a springling of leaves to claim many victims of hash crash.
There was some controversy at the end of the run, by one of the has been FRB, who thinks he's the new appointed trail police especially when he's well off the pace and completely screwed up at the end of the run, ranting and raving about the rules so I did some research and contacted hash lawyers Fuck the Truth and Crooked Cunt and this was there reply.
WHAT IS THE HASH
ITS
BEERDRINKINWHISTLEBLOWINGINFUNLOVINARSESHOWN
PAPERDROPPINGBADMARKINGFALSETRAILINMOTHERFUCKIN
NOISEMAKINWALLCLIMBINRIVERCROSSINGTRAFFICSTOPPING
TITTIEWATCHINGKISSSNATHINGSNATHKISSINWOMANCHASIN
LEGOPENINICELOVINSHORTTMININALWAYSTRYIN
SWEATSMELLINBEERSPILLINDITTYSINGINCHUGALUGIN
SHORTSDROPPINGINREARREVEALINMOONINMAKINTHISHASHIN
SO AINT THAT THE TRUTH
The circle was up to its usual high standard, many happy prize winners, many bums iced and a very enthusiastic hares song was sung.
On On Seal Sucker