Seal Sucker's Run 2034 Report referenced controversy with a "has been FRB" over rules on the Trail. Seal Sucker effectively says there are no (written) rules. I say it is an implicit, custom and practice rule that FRB's in particular follow the Trail - and hereby disqualify both their results that day for by-passing at least one (unbroken) Back Check ....
On to today's proceedings in front of a 122 member turnout. The GM opened with Hash Trash, Hash Crash (including himself), the Hares (good very well marked Trail) and the Raffle. Note for Winners and Sinners.
Next up Emperor Airhead to further endorse the Hares' efforts despite poorly sized road signage, designed by GI Joe. Night Rider, Ferry Queen and Rudi Voeller duly followed on to the ice.
The GM then produced his new laser device, capable of projecting a sinister green beam on to various categories of offenders in the Circle.
Ice/Bucket punishments duly followed, from the GM and Scar W/2Ts, on no hash shirts, Train Stopper, Stupid Kraut Cunt, Little Tommy Two Lips, Milky Way, Car Licker, Happy Survivor, Whore in the Window, Istanbullshit, Beetroot Head, Ferry Queen and Splinter Dick.
Following positive feedback from the Virgins, the GM handed over to Sperm Polluter who duly dispensed the Anniversary awards.
Back to the GM, who iced/bucketed the 4 Hong Kong Hash visitors Keg on Legs, Fanny Sniffer, Hopeless and Caligula. They were duly welcomed, despite a non-invite to their own local run and 11 of their number not turning up.
Hopeless then took the Circle for a charitable donation to Dirt Looney, with an amusing analogy between a Scotsman and a T Rex (arms too short to reach their wallet...).
Finally Wanker of the Week - Scar W/2Ts an easy winner with his car escapades.
Hares sing, Final Downdown, Hash Hymn and that's all for another week.
See you next time.
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