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PH3 Run 2035

Monday, 26 Feb 2024


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Hares: Lady Squeeze My Tube, Mayo Queen, Sexy Mountain, Sick Of Steve
Scribe: Home Brew
Hash Flash: Spastic Whore King (Run), YMCA (Circle)
Runners: 122

Total Hashers This Week - 122

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 73
Anal Cheese (143), Arse Van Hole (295), Ball Ringer (876), Bell Star (96), Bengt Potato (220), Bikini Bandit (23), Billion Sucker (299), Car Licker (40), Crooked Cunt (17), Diaper Sniper (17), Dirt Looney (386), Disco Dick (3), Duchess Tadpole (742), Eating Monster (37), Emperor Airhead (1631), Fuck Off (122), Fuzzy Lure (214), G.I. Joe (921), Gangreen (589), Golden Rivet (354), Hairy Crack (29), Happy Survivor (238), Happy Virgin (33), Herring Choker (101), Hissing Sid (16), Home Brew (57), Hot Hope (66), Irregular Period (130), Istanbullshit (18), Kee Mah (281), Lady Squeeze My Tube (715), Laughing Bird (22), Little Tommy Two Lips (100), Lost Cause (386), Many Drinks (20), Mayo Queen (303), Milky Piss (37), Minnie Mouse (72), Miss Use Me (329), Mount Me (92), Necrophilia Night Rider (383), Noodles (19), Papa Dick (98), Pattyladyboy (8), Ping Pong (132), Scar W/2Ts (389), Sexy Butterfly (92), Shit Lips (77), Shit On My Chest (31), Shy Tiger (74), Sick Of Steve (44), Singing Granny (64), Sir Arse-A-Holic (954), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (982), Slime Ball (5), Something Kinder (106), Something Stupid (140), Spastic Whore King (163), Sperm Bank (18), Sperm Polluter (311), Splinter Dick (60), Stool Mover (51), Stool Stealer (2), Stupid Kraut Cunt (336), Tampax (567), Telly Tubby (260), The Wizard (343), Tinderella (8), Two Time (470), V.V. (1099), Whore In The Window (227), Womb Broom (60), YMCA (120)
Returners - 29
Amena Sasimoungsaeng (5), Andy Whore Hole (19), Barnacle Bollox (223), Beetroot Head (186), Bell End (619), Demon Dragon (40), Double Dutch Cunt (14), Dragon (74), Elizabeth Dukeshire (2), Ferry Queen (79), Fleece Lifter (114), Hamburg Whorehouse (28), Leg Over (76), Little Dragon (34), Milky Way (25), Panzer (57), Panzer Fister (62), Patcharee Nildumrong (2), Pee Wee Herman (4), Pole Fucker (134), Rudi Voeller (94), Sexy Mountain (98), Squeals Like A Pig (21), Thorkild Haws (2), Tom Boy (292), Vios (92), Who Cut The Cheese (60), Yanky Crank (39), Yusuf Can (2)
Visitors - 14
Caligula (1), Fanny Sniffer (2), Forrest Dump (4), Frustrated Pussy (1), Hopeless (1), Jackie Janisch (1), Keg On Legs (1), Magic Mogu (13), Marmite (2), Slave Trafficker (5), Sparky (2), Termite (2), Train Stopper (7), Used Rubber (1)
Virgins - 6
Flying Dick Truck Fucker (1), Laidiaw Turk (1), Leif Renstrom (1), Leif Soderstrom (1), Miriam Agren (1), Tomaz Ciglar (1)
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 3
Sick Of Steve Was Congratulated For 5 Hared Runs With The PH3
Little Tommy Two Lips Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Panzer Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 50 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 5
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Barnacle Bollox (26 Feb)
Supa Dick (02 Mar)
Charlie's Bullet Hole (03 Mar)
Jack Wow (28 Feb)
Norwegian Mosquito (02 Mar)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 16
Dirt LooneyHash Trash: Amazingly, there were no claimers for a dropped 100 baht. So, Dirt Looney accepted a seat on ice to put it in the Take Care Kids charity jar
Hot HopeHash Crash: Reckons that she was pushed by Whore In The Window, he denies everything
Barnacle BolloxHash Crash: Burst into song even before he was asked. Happy birthday mate
Car LickerHash Crash: Not sure, was overwhelmed by the loud, dulcet tones of Birthday boy Bollox
Sperm BankHash Crash: 2nd week in a row that he took a tumble for not paying attention
The WizardHash Crash: Was so amazed to be in front of the small pack of "runners" that he collapsed to the ground
Two TimeRaffle Hash Sinner: She was In-Ou-In-Out trying to work out if she won. She did, but wore her hat into the circle
Stupid Kraut CuntRaffle Hash Sinner: Showed the GM the wrong number to express how close he was. Still got a seat in ice
Candy FandyRaffle Hash Sinner: I doubt this is your Hash name but you got iced for wearing your bum bag into the circle
Ferry QueenHash Sinner: Welcome back as the new Father of Soi 6, Pattayas greatest swordsman
Tradition BreakersHash Sinner: 3 Hashers who decided not to wear a Hash shirt to the 2nd circleScar notices thisbeware
Too Many TalkersHash Sinner: 7 people iced for continually having a Private Circle. Please show a bit of respect for those putting in the effort trying to run the circle
HopelessHash Saint: Despite his girfriend coming from East Kilbride in Scotland he generously gave a beer cooler to a fellow Scot Dirt Looneythank you
Fanny SnifferHash Sinner: Brought a bunch of guys from Hong Kong to Pattaya but they arrived on a no drinking Buddha day. But gets Hash credibility for bringing 4 of them to the PH3 today
Scar W/2TsWanker Of The Week: Filled his car up with a bunch of agieng Hashers so that his newly arrived son had to get the baht bus to the A-site
Womb BroomHash Sinner: After being asked not to, he still took a shortcut through freshly planted tapioca. Please respect the farmer crops. We'd like to remain welcome here

Awards This Run

Sick Of Steve
5 Hared Runs
Little Tommy Two Lips
100 Runs

Scribe Report by Home Brew

Seal Sucker's Run 2034 Report referenced controversy with a "has been FRB" over rules on the Trail. Seal Sucker effectively says there are no (written) rules. I say it is an implicit, custom and practice rule that FRB's in particular follow the Trail - and hereby disqualify both their results that day for by-passing at least one (unbroken) Back Check ....

On to today's proceedings in front of a  122 member turnout. The GM opened with Hash Trash, Hash Crash (including himself), the Hares (good very well marked Trail) and the Raffle. Note for Winners and Sinners.

Next up Emperor Airhead to further endorse the Hares' efforts despite poorly sized road signage, designed by GI Joe. Night Rider, Ferry Queen and Rudi Voeller duly followed on to the ice.

The GM then produced his new laser device, capable of projecting a sinister green beam on to various categories of offenders in the Circle.

Ice/Bucket punishments duly followed, from the GM and Scar W/2Ts, on no hash shirts, Train Stopper, Stupid Kraut Cunt, Little Tommy Two Lips, Milky Way, Car Licker, Happy Survivor, Whore in the Window, Istanbullshit, Beetroot Head, Ferry Queen and Splinter Dick.

Following positive feedback from the Virgins, the GM handed over to Sperm Polluter who duly dispensed the Anniversary awards.

Back to the GM, who iced/bucketed the 4 Hong Kong Hash visitors Keg on Legs, Fanny Sniffer, Hopeless and Caligula. They were duly welcomed, despite a non-invite to their own local run and 11 of their number not turning up.

Hopeless then took the Circle for a charitable donation to Dirt Looney, with an amusing analogy between a Scotsman and a T Rex (arms too short to reach their wallet...).

Finally Wanker of the Week - Scar W/2Ts an easy winner with his car escapades.

Hares sing,  Final Downdown,  Hash Hymn and that's all for another week.

See you next time.
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