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PH3 Run 2138

Monday, 16 Feb 2026


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Delightful V.V. sandwiches - Pay As You Eat 😋
Hares: Mai Mao, Panzer Fister
Scribe: Two Pricks
Hash Flash: Mayo Queen (Run), Milky Piss (Pre Run Circle), YMCA (Circle)
Runners: 107

Total Hashers This Week - 107

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 81
Any Cock'll Do (70), Arse Van Hole (383), Beauty Leo Please (65), Beetroot Head (239), Bell Star (148), Billion Sucker (348), Blade Wanker (15), Chip Chip (220), Cold Ass (24), Dead Gump (43), Dick In The Dyke (34), Dirt Looney (489), Disco Dick (49), Don't Call Me Dick (84), Duchess Tadpole (798), Dupont Marie-Claire (7), Emperor Airhead (1727), Fattus Maximus (98), Fuzzy Lure (240), G.I. Joe (1020), Gangreen (685), General Kidney Wiper (927), Ging Gang Goolies (213), Golden Rivet (432), Goosey Goosey Gobbler (123), Happy Survivor (332), Herring Choker (181), Homer Pimpson (28), Horst Lenting (3), Hot Hope (150), Joseph Pierre Wijnants (3), Kamolnaet Sewangpop (2), Lady Squeeze My Tube (813), Lamom Sencsene (3), Laughing Bird (45), Leg Over (155), Little Sparrow (58), Lost Cause (465), Mai Mao (60), Mayo Queen (394), Milky Piss (101), Minnie Mouse (160), Miss Use Me (406), Necrophilia Night Rider (460), Not So Stupid Kraut Kunt (36), Panzer Fister (148), Paprika Smiley (307), Parisian Titty (220), Parou Parou (109), Phil The Pill (25), Ping Pong (221), Pole Fucker (167), Red Angel (21), Red Lion (25), Scar W/2Ts (442), Seal Sucker (473), Sexy Butterfly (165), She's The Boss (334), Sheena Lee Hansen (3), Shy Tiger (159), Singing Granny (88), Sir Arse-A-Holic (1046), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (1059), Sir Velcro Dick (615), Skipper (42), Slippery Frog Tongue (37), Slo Flo Jo (25), Something Kinder (198), Something Stupid (237), Sperm Polluter (368), Splinter Dick (83), Tampax (599), Telly Tubby (331), The Wizard (441), Tom Boy (325), TV (64), Two Pricks (12), Two Time (560), V.V. (1183), Whore In The Window (325), YMCA (219)
Returners - 10
Bullshitter (25), Chuck The Fuck Up (90), Giddy Up (30), Hoi Wan (292), Mud Cracker (140), Panzer (116), Revolting Rectum (39), Shit Lips (151), Turd Burglar (284), Yanky Crank (54)
Visitors - 12
Arakie (9), Begging to Swallow (1), Crooked Cunt (20), Eirik Ellingsen (8), Glass Cow (30), Linda Ellingsen (5), Machteld Hooyman (1), Mark van Andel (1), Never Come (4), Olay Khammany (3), Prickly Bird (7), X-Rated (6)
Virgins - 4
Connie Lund (1), Kim Johansen (1), Lyle Abrahams (1), Sonkran Chokkum (1)
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 0
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 0

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 11
NobodyHash Trash: A nearly new camping chair has been in the trash for nearly 2 months. Noone has claimed it so it made it to the raffle as a prize
Slo Flo JoHash Crash: Fast Go Flo thundered to a halt on trail
Beetroot HeadHash Crash: Stumbled and almost slammed into the walkers
Whore In The WindowHash Crash: Tumbled and fell trying to jump across a gully
Glass CowHash Crash: Fliipped and fumbled
Lamom SencseneHash Crash: Crashed and crumbled
Cold AssHash Crash: Didn't own up to his crash so ended up in the bucket
Slippery Frog TongueHash Crash: Another sectret stumbler also sent to the bucket
Revolting RectumRaffle Hash Sinner: Wore his hat into the circle
Horst LentingRaffle Hash Sinner: Brought his own beer into the circle
Outstation OrganisersHash Saint: The Valentine's Weekend outstation run was a great success. Thank you to everyone involved for organising a terriffic event

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Two Pricks

The day started ominously with a large downpour before the run. During the baht bus ride out to the run site (at 3:31), the rain was coming down hard.  Not an issue for us beer hunters though. We weren’t concerned about getting wet on the run. 
Even with the onslaught of rain, a large group of runners/walkers showed up for the first circle.

There was also 4 virgins hashers who were recognized.
Something Stupid couldn’t do sales before the run started because of the rain. There was a great demand after the runners returned from the course.

The Wizard, GM, opened the proceedings with lost property — a nearly new camping chair that has been in the trash for nearly 2 months. No-one has claimed it, so it made it to the raffle as a prize.
and 7 Hash Crashes: 
     - Slo Flo Jo: Fast Go Flo thundered to a halt on trail
     - Beetroot Head: Stumbled and almost slammed into the walkers
     - Whore In The Window : Tumbled and fell trying to jump across a gully
     - Glass Cow: Fliipped and fumbled
     - Lamom Sencsene: Crashed and crumbled
     - Cold Ass: Didn't own up to his crash so ended up in the bucket
     - Slippery Frog Tongue: Another secret stumbler also sent to the bucket

Everyone with wounded pride, but I think they're all unharmed.

The Wizard, GM, called the hares on ice. The hares were Mai Mao and Panzer Fister.
The Hares had previously explained that the terrain was quite flat and there were no waterways. This last point was criticized by some, as they ended up with wet feet. However, this could also have been due to the rain before the race.
But everyone was enthusiastic about the route, as it was also very varied.

During the raffle, it was noticed that the majority of the winners were men. This led to some less serious interjections, such as accusations of corruption.

Airhead, RA, took over the circle and iced the hares and thanked them again for their excellent work.
Then he ordered the "Beer Police" into the circle and thanked them for their very good commitment.

Scar, RA, took over the circle and thanked the 4 virgins. They enjoyed it very much and all wanted to come back.
Then Clever Kraut Cunt and TV had to go on the ice, and they were questioned about their trip to Koh Samui. Clever Kraut Cunt had to explain why he was getting a massage from a ladyboy when he had so many female admirers. And TV had to report on his injuries after his embarrassing scooter crash.

The hash song was Drunken Sailor, very funny rewritten and performed by Sperm Polluter and PH3 singing choir.

All in all, it was a wonderful trip! The rain before the trail didn't dampen our spirits. The return trip to town on the baht bus was also fun and entertaining.

On on bar was the Kubla Bar, where the staff offered food and drinks. To celebrate the birthdays of Kubla's boss Nouna, and her friend Guitar, a fantastic live band played and thrilled the audience with hot dance performances. Many guests attended, and the atmosphere was wonderful.

That's all for now. Hope to see you soon.
On On Two Pricks


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