The day started ominously with a large downpour before the run. During the baht bus ride out to the run site (at 3:31), the rain was coming down hard. Not an issue for us beer hunters though. We weren’t concerned about getting wet on the run.
Even with the onslaught of rain, a large group of runners/walkers showed up for the first circle.
There was also 4 virgins hashers who were recognized.
Something Stupid couldn’t do sales before the run started because of the rain. There was a great demand after the runners returned from the course.
The Wizard, GM, opened the proceedings with lost property — a nearly new camping chair that has been in the trash for nearly 2 months. No-one has claimed it, so it made it to the raffle as a prize.
and 7 Hash Crashes:
- Slo Flo Jo: Fast Go Flo thundered to a halt on trail
- Beetroot Head: Stumbled and almost slammed into the walkers
- Whore In The Window : Tumbled and fell trying to jump across a gully
- Glass Cow: Fliipped and fumbled
- Lamom Sencsene: Crashed and crumbled
- Cold Ass: Didn't own up to his crash so ended up in the bucket
- Slippery Frog Tongue: Another secret stumbler also sent to the bucket
Everyone with wounded pride, but I think they're all unharmed.
The Wizard, GM, called the hares on ice. The hares were Mai Mao and Panzer Fister.
The Hares had previously explained that the terrain was quite flat and there were no waterways. This last point was criticized by some, as they ended up with wet feet. However, this could also have been due to the rain before the race.
But everyone was enthusiastic about the route, as it was also very varied.
During the raffle, it was noticed that the majority of the winners were men. This led to some less serious interjections, such as accusations of corruption.
Airhead, RA, took over the circle and iced the hares and thanked them again for their excellent work.
Then he ordered the "Beer Police" into the circle and thanked them for their very good commitment.
Scar, RA, took over the circle and thanked the 4 virgins. They enjoyed it very much and all wanted to come back.
Then Clever Kraut Cunt and TV had to go on the ice, and they were questioned about their trip to Koh Samui. Clever Kraut Cunt had to explain why he was getting a massage from a ladyboy when he had so many female admirers. And TV had to report on his injuries after his embarrassing scooter crash.
The hash song was Drunken Sailor, very funny rewritten and performed by Sperm Polluter and PH3 singing choir.
All in all, it was a wonderful trip! The rain before the trail didn't dampen our spirits. The return trip to town on the baht bus was also fun and entertaining.
On on bar was the Kubla Bar, where the staff offered food and drinks. To celebrate the birthdays of Kubla's boss Nouna, and her friend Guitar, a fantastic live band played and thrilled the audience with hot dance performances. Many guests attended, and the atmosphere was wonderful.
That's all for now. Hope to see you soon.
On On Two Pricks