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PH3 Run 2044

Monday, 29 Apr 2024

Happi Coat


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Food Provided By The Hares 😋
Hares: Paprika Smiley, SLAP, Two Time, V.V.
Scribe: Crap Thai
Hash Flash: Spastic Whore King (Run), YMCA (Circle)
Runners: 67

Total Hashers This Week - 67

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 46
Arse Van Hole (300), Ball Ringer (884), Beetroot Head (194), Bell End (626), Car Licker (49), Crap Thai (114), Dirt Looney (395), Don't Call Me Dick (37), Down With The Coco (2), Duchess Tadpole (746), Emperor Airhead (1640), G.I. Joe (930), Gangreen (598), Golden Rivet (361), Happy Survivor (247), Happy Virgin (42), Herring Choker (110), Homer Pimpson (10), Irregular Period (139), Lady Squeeze My Tube (724), Leg Over (82), Lost Cause (393), Milky Piss (44), Minnie Mouse (81), Miss Use Me (334), Noodles (28), Panzer (66), Paprika Smiley (265), Pink Nipple (5), Purple Fart (12), Sexy Butterfly (100), Shit Lips (80), Shy Tiger (83), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (990), Sir Velcro Dick (548), SLAP (36), Slime Ball (10), Something Kinder (112), Something Stupid (149), Spastic Whore King (169), The Wizard (352), V.V. (1108), Whore In The Window (236), Whoredini (19), Womb Broom (68), YMCA (129)
Returners - 15
Anal Acrobat (24), Bubbles (7), Chip Chip (146), Clam In A Can (7), Double Dutch Cunt (18), Flasher (17), Flying Dick Truck Fucker (4), Mountain Flower (39), Parisian Titi (146), Ping Pong (140), Sausage Head (85), Seal Sucker (417), She's The Boss (254), Sir Arse-A-Holic (962), Two Time (478)
Visitors - 4
Banana Split (10), Hot Chili (8), I Got Crabs (1), Kermit The Frog (22)
Virgins - 2
Mark Illingworth (1), Mini Samurai (1)
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 3
Arse Van Hole Was Congratulated For 300 Runs With The PH3
Sexy Butterfly Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Whore In The Window Received His Cap In Recognition Of 200 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 1
Claudio Vandermeer Was Given The Hash Name Homer Pimpson
Birthdays - 2
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
No More Cum (30 Apr)
Sexy Mountain (02 May)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 9
Down With The CocoHash Trash: Left his Bahrain Hash shirt at the A-site last week
YMCAHash Crash: Reckons that somebody must have tripped him. Not like he's ever fallen before...
Down With The CocoHash Crash: Believes that someone was coming behind him causing him to loose his footing
Beetroot HeadHash Sinner: Professed last week to be too concussed to recce. Turned out it was most likely a major hangover
Dirt LooneyHash Sinner: Fought his way through Pattaya traffic to get to a party. Turned out he was a day too early
Paprika SmileyHash Sinner: As a Hare, he was asked directions for the baht bus but he didn't know his way to the A-site
Whore In The WindowWanker Of The Week: Driving his "I can go anywhere" 4WD truck, managed to get stuck on the track to A-site. We'll not even talk about the wheelspins and dust storm he created whilst narrowly missing a couple Hashers
Car LickerHash Sinner: Not singing because he claims not to know the Down Down song. Looks like more people will be asked to sing it in the upcoming weeks... beware to the non-singers as the bucket awaits!
The Happi Coat PeopleHash Saint: Thanks for the extra effort from you all in making Happi coats

Awards This Run

Arse Van Hole
300 Runs
Sexy Butterfly
100 Runs

Scribe Report by Crap Thai

‘Low season’ is upon us and the numbers of Hashers attending this week's run diminished, however quality remains high, as does the temperature lately. Another constant are the Hares who keep stepping up to deliver good trails for all members. All members need to consider stepping up to deliver trails for fellow members and the club as a whole.


A nice shaded ‘A’ site saw a group of about 65 Hashers gather for the Hare brief, including 2 Hash virgins (one from Japan and the other from England). A large contingent of ‘Beer Hunters’ boarded transport in search of cold drinks whilst the rest of us walked or ran.


We were promised a dry VV trail and whilst ‘Hares lie’, it was pleasantly true. The walk was about 4.5km I understand and I recorded a little over 8km on the longer trail through tapioca, dry river beds and sandy tracks. At times, the paper and calling was good and at other times some people seemed to lose their voices. It was noticeable that the sound of the horn carried and used by Scar with 2T’s could not call us in the correct direction as he has gone to cooler pastures.


Returning to the shady ‘A’ site was a welcome break from the heat and thirsty Hashers drank to their hearts' content and enjoyed tasty Macaroni carbonara supplied very generously by the Hares.


The first raffle winner sent a wave of concern through the circle as they chose fabric softener in preference to the alcohol on offer. What is happening to this drinking club (with a running problem)? Things returned to normal as Emperor Airhead conducted the ‘contest’ which formed the theme of this week's run = “Happi Coat Run”. A varied display of the colourful coats was shown by many hashers showcasing patches from around the World and they were rewarded with champagne (also supplied by the Hares). In true diplomatic form, EA declared everyone was a winner and congratulated all participants.


Another good day out with like-minded people, lots of laughs and happiness.

 

On On Crap Thai


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