Run 2045
Hares: HAPPY SURVIVOR, SHE'S THE BOSS, SAUSAGE HEAD, FLASHER, and a surprise hare BUBBLES.
Arrived at the A site on a hot day, but luckily there was a bit of shade and the hares had also rigged an awning.
GM calls the circle and we meet 3 virgins. He tells them to stay with the people who invited them and not to get lost, BECAUSE we won't go and look for you.
No scribe, so I volunteered again and this time I got a PH3 pen for my efforts, thanks guys.
It's a hot day, so I had no choice but to become a BEERHUNTER, along with 15 other hashers.
In fact, 6 of the beer hunters went for a walk across the road and around the park. I think they are in training. WHO CUT THE CHEESE had beer spillage and there was confusion in the camp for when to leave. Normally REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD has 2 beers then it's time for us to leave. He was talking too much so only had one and we didn't know what to do. We got back to the circle in time to see runners and walkers coming in all hot and sweaty while we were dry and fresh.
I do my normal walk around the circle just in case I hear some good stories. Our King of Beach Road SEAL SUCKER is getting slower each run according to HERRING CHOKER and this time a harriet beat him in. GI JOE is seen drinking a special Monkey Full Moon IPA while shots of Jägermeister are being served around the circle.
Great food was served by the hares of Slovakian stew with a variety of bread, tuna pate and fresh veggies. Well done hares.
It's time for me to sit down and I hear the conversation that BARNACLE BOLLOXS the author is having with WHOREDINI about both growing up in Manchester Barrington beer and Blue Suede shoes.
GM calls the circle to order and calls in Hash trash BUBBLES and one of our virgins from South Africa SIBLUM
Our GM then calls for hash crash and who should come out but our virgin SIBLUM
Our hares HAPPY SURVIVOR, SHE'S THE BOSS, SAUSAGE HEAD and FLASHER are sitting on the ice, and BUBBLES the surprise hare gets the bucket. Questions are asked about the run and the walk and we get comments from MILKY PISS, DRINKS LIKE A GIRL, BEETROOT HEAD, DON'T CALL ME DICK, DEAD GUMP and others. Although the 500 meter back check was hard, the rest of the run and walk were enjoyable.
Raffle is drawn, and again I just make another donation, but our winners are LIMP DICK, NAZERIM, MILKY PISS, and a few others. SKC, SPASTIC WHORE KING. BEETROOT HEAD and BORING WANKER, are iced just because our GM can do that.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD's circle and because there's talking in the circle he is going to do a video call next week with SCAR, so if you don't want the ice then be quiet. The hares are iced and AIRHEAD mentions that the PH3 was once free of Slovenians but had Belgians. He talks about a good run and great food and mentions the birthday banner that was made by VV and 2TIME many years ago. SHY TIGER also had a birthday and was given a cake by BLACK PANTHER.
TURD BURGLAR and WHO CUT THE CHEESE are on the ice and jioned by HIV for returners and VV for going on holiday.
SKC and KAPTAIN KORRUPTION are iced and a story is told about KK where he helps out a guy by letting him sleep on his veranda. Problem was the guy went to sleep with a cigarette and burns the house down. Maybe a bit over exaggerated, but a good story.
GM's circle and calls out THE NIGERIAN and puts him in the bucket. KAPTAIN KORRUPTION, CAR LICKER and the virgins are iced and asked if they plan to stay legally in Thailand.
MINNIE MOUSE and BLACK PANTHER are iced for talking in the circle but BLACK PANTHER denies the charge so ends up in the bucket.
SMOKEY TRUCKY FUCKY is sick in Belgium and GASMAN is crook in OZ. Get well soon guys ok, the bucket awaits you both.
It's time for the hares song so me BB gives them an over 60s birthday song.
VV is given a seat on the ICE along with 2TIME and DIRT LOONEY. VV is heading back to Belgium for a while, and DIRT LOONEY has volunteered to help 2TIME with the beer truck. Thanks to all of you for organising the beer truck each week. Great job well done.
CAR LICKER has 50 runs and FLASHER one hare, well done guys.
Then it's time for the final down down so HIV, KEEP THE CHANGE, WHORE IN THE WINDOW, LEG OVER and MARCUS, plus others get the FINAL DOWN DOWN, then lead the rest of us into the hash hymn.
It's a beer for the bus ride home and luckily no incidents like with The Jungle on Saturday. On On to the Irish Rovers for more beer and another feed.
Well done hares, well done committee, another great PH3 run and the normal Tuesday hangover. I can't wait to do it all again.
On On BB