The hares V.V., 2 Time and Beetroot Head picked a great shady A-site.
GM calls first circle and welcomes everyone along. We have 2 virgins. Charlie from the US of A and Bee Bee (correct, that's her nickname) from Thailand.
No new shoes. Dirt Looney does his speech re small cions, and I think he speeds it up every week.
Rags master is called and says tee shirts 350 each, but for today only you can buy two for 700 baht.
Trail master says we need hares, so come on, guys, don't just come along for the fun help the club by setting a run.
Hares are called stories are told, and the runners are off. Us walkers set off at a more leisurely pace. I had to look after the virgin I sponsored, so my pace was a little bit slower than normal. Great trail, well marked and nice shade.
Time I got to the A-site runners were already back, and Herring Choker says to me, "Make sure you mention I was the first runner home." Bucket time coming up for HC.
Lots of fruit and nibbles and a VV special BBQ to have before the circle starts.
GM calls circle and asked about hash crash then instantly takes a seat on the ice and is joined by Beautiful Bell Ringer and Sexy Nicha who fell over a piece of wood and our GM claims Glass Cow assisted him to fall into a hole.
Hash trash is claimed by Pig A Dildo, BUT is the Swamp a hash????
Hares on the ice and comments are given about the trail. Excellent run and walk. Well done, hares.
I forgot to mention that on my walk cold San Miguel, sexy man and money was mentioned a lot.
Raffle time, and again I make a 100 baht donation, but as they say you have to be in to win.
TV announces that his Facebook page has been hacked, so if you get a friend request, delete it.
Emperor Airhead is iced because he had a fall on the beer hunters. That trail gets harder each week.
EAH circle and the hares are iced again, and more comments are asked for. Super Virgin and his son are iced, and EAH tells us a story of when he visited them in Norway years ago.
Brotherly Love and Zena are iced for birthdays, and although I did see a cake, I never got a slice. Marcel is now known as Squid Lips, and Mom is now known as Happy Granny. Welcome to the PH3.
It's now our RAs circle, and the noisy ones are iced. YMCA and Mayo Queen are disputing if Mayo Queen is old enough to sit in the circle, but to me, as he is the trail camera man, he should be allowed to sit anyway. Sexy Legs [Beautiful Bell Ringer] takes a seat on the ice because she has been sitting in the circle. Virgins are called and asked what their thoughts were. Charlie said he had a great day out. Bee Bee says she will be back because there is cold San Miguel sexy man and money. Was she referring to me again???
Sausage Head comes back from the Philipines as only half the man he was when he left. He's lost weight.
GM awards Hoi Wan with 300 runs and SLAP with 5 Hared runs. Well done, guys.
Then 3 BBs are on the ice, and names are given. We already had a Dick family with the PH3, and now we have a BB family.
I tried to add a bit of culture to the circle by reciting a poem instead of singing a hares song.
Then it's final down down time. Tidy up the A site, then grab a beer for the ride home. The party continues at Crackers with more beer shots and great food.
Another excellent Monday with the PH3.
Well done, hares.
Well done, committee, and thank you, Crackers Bar.
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