After a very slow trip out to the run site we arrived at what was a new location for me. The site was decorated in all things German and set the scene for a great day out.
On signup we received a blue Pattaya H3 cap, a red PH3 wrist band and a lanyard with a number, the purpose of which would be revealed later.
The GM Oz called the first circle and invited the virgins into the circle where they were presented with the gift of a Pattaya H3 stubby holder for the men and an orange cap for the ladies.
The hares, all 8 of them, were called in to describe the trails and the day’s activities.
The pack headed out up a hill in single file before the trail eventually widened out. The run had some water crossings and the walk was easy after the initial hill climb. Hazukashii had the run at 5.5km and I measured the walk at 3.7km.
Back at the run site, a German Oom Pah band provided the entertainment whilst two food stations served up a delicious meal of sausages, sauerkraut, bratkartoffeln and sliced breadsticks.
The GM called in the hash crashes - Phil the Pill, Soldermizer and Matt Smith, the GM’s visiting son who made a beeline for the bucket, a place he seems quite comfortable with.
Next up was Hash Trash with a stool from last week’s raffle and a bonus New Balance cap being claimed by Emperor Airhead.
The hares were called in for a run/walk critique and received favourable comments.
The raffle was called by Oz with notable winners being Drinks like A Girl - Chivas Regal, She’s The Boss - Bombay Sapphire gin, Leg Over – towel, hash t-shirt.
Emperor Airhead took the circle and called the hares to the ice. He gave a short history of the origins of Oktoberfest and noted the 24 years of PH3 Oktoberfest runs.
Fun Fact: Oktoberfest originated in a Munich, Germany in 1810 as a royal wedding celebration for Crown Prince Ludwig and Princess Therese of Saxe-Hildburghausen. The celebration was repeated in 1811 and became an annual tradition and by 1818 booths serving food and drinks were introduced.
Oz was called in to acknowledge his 6 years as PH3 GM, previously Lord Chicken Fucker held the record at 3 years. Oz was then presented with a mounted mug to acknowledge this significant achievement.
The purpose of the numbered discs given out at the sign on became apparent when SKC announced that a number of raffle prizes would be awarded consisting of a backpack, a bottle of tequila, bottle opener, biscuits and a shirt. Ball Ringer and SLAP ended up on the ice for infringements during the raffle draw.
Next up was the tug of war competition with bottles of El Bandido tequila as prizes.
First up was the Thai harriettes vs the Philipina harriettes. In what would prove to be a theme for the night, the broke in the first round with the Thai girls claiming a victory in the second round.
The men were up next with a mixed Aussie team taking on a vastly heavier USA composite team with the Americans taking the win.
France vs the English resulted in an English win.
During the final round, the Americans vs the English, another rope breakage occurred with the English claiming the win.
Next up was Miss Oktoberfest with the winner Camel Toe and two runner-ups receiving a cash prize.
Auto Fellatio, Matt Smith and Wasted White Sperm competed in the Mr Oktoberfest competition with Wasted White Sperm being declared the winner.
Oz called for the owner of a plastic wallet containing sim cards to step up. They belonged to Drinks like A Girl and both he and Shit On my Chest who also claimed them ended up in the bucket.
Scar W/2Ts took the circle, called in the remaining virgins, with both males ending up in the bucket.
The JADE pimps were called into the circle having been responsible for the fine food. The master pimp is now known as ‘Jurgen the Aussie’
SKC came into the circle to announce the winner of the most beer coasters collected on the run - Shit On My Chest.
OZ called in Lost Cause for Hero of the Week’ for securing the run site whereas Whore in the Window was an uncontested Wanker of the Week for performing ‘donuts’ at the run site.
The hares were called it to ‘sing us a song’ and gave a rendition of ‘Ein Prosit’.
Oz called in PH3 committee members - Sperm Polluter, VV, YMCA and Scar with 2 T’s to acknowledge the work that they do.
After the final down down and a rendition of the hash anthem it was back to town for the On On On at High Rollers.
Oans, zwoa, drei, gsuffa!
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
On On, Slug