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PH3 Run 2121

Monday, 20 Oct 2025


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Extra Snacks Provided By The Hares 😋
Hares: Bring Out The Gimp, Burley Chassis, Jizz Of The Wiz, The Wizard
Scribe: CIA
Hash Flash: Mayo Queen (Run), Sick Of Steve (Pre Run Circle), YMCA (2nd Circle)
Runners: 91

Total Hashers This Week - 91

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Hashers Present Last Week - 50
Arse Van Hole (370), Ball Ringer (949), Beauty Leo Please (51), Beetroot Head (225), Bell End (687), Bell Star (131), Burley Chassis (26), Car Licker (116), Dead Gump (38), Dirt Looney (472), Don't Call Me Dick (70), Drag Queen (94), Eating Monster (85), Emperor Airhead (1710), Fattus Maximus (81), Fuck Off (132), G.I. Joe (1006), Gangreen (670), General Kidney Wiper (910), Hot Hope (138), Jizz Of The Wiz (2), Kermit The Frog (30), Lady Squeeze My Tube (799), Leg Over (140), Linguini Weeny (119), Mamasans Big Boy (29), Mamasans Little Girl (7), Many Drinks (94), Mayo Queen (377), Mr. Happy (16), Panzer (105), Sausage Head (112), Scar W/2Ts (425), Serial Killer (35), Shit Lips (137), Shit On My Chest (48), Sick Of Steve (104), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (1042), Sir Velcro Dick (602), Something Stupid (220), Speedo Pete (95), Sperm Polluter (359), Street Cleaner (192), Succubus (2), Supervirgin (82), The Wizard (425), Turd Burglar (282), TV (47), Whore In The Window (310), YMCA (202)
Returners - 16
Casper (249), CIA (91), Colonel Cornhole (156), Crackle (18), Dog Licks Its Dick (306), Gas Man (73), Happy Survivor (320), Little Sparrow (47), Mai Mao (46), Mr. Bean (82), Out Of Order (64), Panzer Fister (134), Pop (18), Scoobie Doo (169), Snap (18), Unstable Load (270)
Visitors - 24
Abeelack Jennyper (1), Anne Demairais (1), Auphon Maryline (1), Bacon Drippings (1), Bring Out The Gimp (8), Captain Sam (2), Desperate to get it (1), DJ Germ (1), Dog Shit (1), Georget Demarais (1), Go Lucky (1), Hot Pants (1), Lady Russell (1), Limoi Jerome (1), Mario Tosse (1), Master Chief (1), Rescue Man (1), Robin Narianne (1), Shake ne Shake ne (1), Suggun Francess (1), Ti Sega (1), Tina Wagner (1), Tosse Flonella (1), Wendy Olivier (1)
Virgins - 1
Deen Whitmoore (1)
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Anniversaries - 3
Sick Of Steve Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 100 Runs With The PH3
Panzer Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 100 Runs With The PH3
Colonel Cornhole Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 20 Hared Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 2
Something Stupid Was Given The Temporary Hash Name Super Stupid
Matt Smith Hash Name Was Changed To Jizz Of The Wiz In Recognition Of New Hash Name With The PH3
Birthdays - 6
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Duchess Tadpole (25 Oct)
Dirt Looney (21 Oct)
Lady Squeeze My Tube (22 Oct)
Absolutely Fucking Clueless (22 Oct)
Cocktail (22 Oct)
Sick Of Steve (24 Oct)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 11
Tina WagnerHash Trash: Reunited with her reading glasses that she dropped at the A-Site
Bacon DrippingsHash Crash: Fell on trail and brought her own drink into the circle so got a cooling seat in the bucket
Eating MonsterRaffle Hash Sinner: Wore her bag into the circle
The WizardSpecial Award: Presented with a personalized shirt as recognition for his steadfast commitment to the club for 6 consecutive years.
Hashers from MauritiusVisitor: PH3 welcomes the visiting Hashers or 'The 'Mauritas' as they were called in the circle. Hope you had a great day
Shit On My ChestHash Sinner: Far too fit, managing to find paper about 300m away at a check and causing the pack to blindly follow him and short cut about 4km from the trail. Oops, sorry Hares.
Survivors of KrabiPH3 Unstoppable Award: 7 hardcore PH3 Hashers made it back from MIH in Krabi to make it to the Hash today. Supervirgin and Mamasans Big Boy even got a Bolt taxi to the A-site
Dog ShitHash Saint: Along with Bacon Dripping they brought several well received gifts for the GM and co-Hares
Unstable LoadHash Sinner: More than a few sheets to the wind, he answered his phone in the circle. Gleefully showing his 'special' tattoos to the crowd
DJ GermHash Sinner: Reckons that he signed up online [as far as the Web Team know, this isn't possible] and apparently sent a full list of the Mautitius visitors to our signup guys. This was a surprise to them and caused them all to spent some extra time in the rain signing up
Jizz Of The WizWanker Of The Week: Was brought in as a reference drinker and was a crowd favourite for receiving this weeks award. For no reason that I can recall. Welcome to the PH3

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by CIA

The day started ominously with a large downpour before the run. During the baht bus ride out to the run site (off of 331), the rain was coming down hard.  Not an issue for us beerhunters though. We weren’t concerned about getting wet on the run. 
Even with the onslaught of rain, a large group of runners/walkers showed up for the first circle, including a big group of hash visitors from Mauritius. . For some reason, about 15 of them were present. They were easy to spot as they were wearing bright yellow hash shirts from their 900th run.  One of them was called out for new shoes and had to drink from it.  Another surprise visitor was a fellow Texas hasher, Bacon Drippings, from Dallas. I haven’t seen her in a while, but always good to see her.  
There was also a virgin hasher who was recognized. 
After that, I was off with the beer hunters to our favorite hangout on highway 331. We needed two baht buses for today’s expedition. The impending rainstorm was likely a factor. We go there so often I’m surprised we don’t get a group discount! 
I have no idea what the real trail was like although I gathered there was some confusion about the marks.. But I didn’t hear much grumbling about it so I guess the hares did a good job. 
After we returned to the A site, we were provided a variety of snacks including gin and tonics and tequila. Yes, those are snacks too, but of the liquid variety.  
There was also a buying frenzy of the latest PH3 hash T-shirts. Something Stupid couldn’t do sales before the run started because of the rain. So it was a madhouse after the runners returned from trail. 
Lots of T-shirts were purchased, especially by the Mauritius mob. 
I think almost everyone was pretty well lit by the time the second circle commenced. 
Hash crash was awarded to Bacon’s drippings. She looked like she did a face plant on trail. 
Scar called the hares on ice. The hares were The Wizard, Burley Chassis, Bring out the Gimp, and Matt Smith (the wizard’s son who was doing his second run with PH3). 
A discussion ensued on how Burley Chassis got her name. Apparently, it’s a spoonerism of some obscure Welsh singer named Shirley Bassey. Who, you ask? I had to google her too. She’s famous for singing the theme song from 3 different James Bond movies in the early sixties. She’s still alive and pushing 90..  so now you know.. This is why I come to the hash: to learn shit..
Speaking of Burley Chassis, this was the first time I’ve seen her at an A site. It’s a rare occasion indeed, about as rare as snow falling in pattaya. 
Raffle winners included The Wizard, Out of Order, Really Sadistic Bastard (RSB), Eating monster, and Happy Survivor.  The Mauritius hashers supplied a couple of their own shirts as prizes. 
Airhead took over the circle and iced the hares. 
The Colonel Cornhole family was iced including the 3 daughters. 
Returners CIA, out of order, and Gasman were iced.
The wizard was then awarded a special red shirt for appreciation of his contributions to the club. 
Following that, the Mauritius mob was brought out to the circle. Four had to sit on the ice, and 2 had to go in the bucket. 
Colonel cornhole was then given a 20 runs hared T-shirt. It’s been waiting for him for nearly a year, the last time he showed up at PH3. 
There was then discussion by the wizard about a hash naming for his son. He suggested Jizz of the Wiz which was unanimously accepted by the circle.
Congratulations on your name Jizz! Believe me, it could have been worse. 
Scar then called in all the people who went to Krabi for Mekong Indochina event. A lot of us had flown in from Krabi Monday morning. I’m guessing 7 or 8 of us.. By the way, the Krabi event was excellent. Well done to the committee! They did an excellent job. Next Indochina Mekong will be in Siem Reap (Angkor Wat) in November 2026.
Wanker of the week was awarded to Jizz of the Wiz
And the hash song was dirty old cow, which I’ve heard a few times before. 
Overall, it was a very enjoyable day out! The rain before the trail didn’t dampen anyone’s spirits.
The baht bus I was on that returned to town was also memorable. One of the hashers on the bus won a bottle of whiskey in the raffle. The entire bottle was consumed by the passengers by the time we got into town. 
On on bar was the Kubla bar where the staff supplied food and grog. Quite a few people showed up. 
The long awaited rain storm finally made its appearance, but we were all at the Kubla bar by then.


Your humble scribe CIA


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