A long ride out from town brought us to a clear large private A site. Great choice.
The GM calls the circle and informs us that the hares are going to feed the pack a BBQ after the run. Well done hares.
He asked for virgin hashers to come out and introduce themselves and I think there were 7 of them. Welcome to the PH3 guys which is now your Mother hash.
GANGREEN leads 2 baht buses away with the beer hunters while the runners and walkers go out on trail.
On our return there's a great BBQ on offer for everyone as promised. Great job hares.
GM calls the circle and calls out hash crash first. G I JOE, PANZER FISTER and ISTANBULLSHIT all win an award.
Then he calls out for hash trash a towel us claimed by NO TRUCKING IDEA who seemed to think it was his anyway. So correctly named.
G I JOE takes the circle and calls out the hares SLUG, PUSSY GALORE, THE WIZARD, BURLEY CHASSIS and CRAP THAI. Comments from around the circle ranged from great to good and comments on the BBQ were excellent so well done hares.
The GM draws the raffle which has donation of a bottle of Aussie Red from SLUG and PUSSY GALORE and also a donation by SOAPY.
First winner is MILKY PISS who was that excited that he brought in his own beer so he got a seat on the ICE. He didn't mind because in his hand was the bottle of Aussie red.
Other winners were NO TRUCKING IDEA, POL DANCER, YMCA, BELL STAR, STUPID KRAUT C*NT, SOMETHING KINDER, SOAPY and when COOKIE MONSTER's number is called she tries to take the GM.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD's circle and he ices the hares and talks to PUSSY GALORE and mentions his seen her name in a movie before. Again comments good run / walk and good food. Well done hares. EMPEROR AIRHEAD then names some of the countries were members of the PH3 come from. We are a very mixed group of Nationalities maybe that why we have a lot of fun. HYMEN HACKER and BB are called out to be reminded that we were bad RA's once. The story was a hasher brought his 17 year old daughter and friend to Pattaya under rules from his wife to keep the girls safe..Well dad done good until he brought them to the PH3 were the bad RAs iced two innocent 17 year olds. One we named WHITE BOTTOM and the other was named something to do with VOMIT because she was very good at that. Would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when Dsd had to tell Mum how her daughter behaved.
GM then plays a drinking game with 4 teams made up by THE COMMITTEE, BEER HUNTERS, THAI LADIES and FRBs. It was decided the FRBs won so they got to sit on the ice and one in the bucket then asked some questions. As soon as they got a question wrong they rotated around the ice. I think HERRING CHOKER was in the bucket twice. Good fun and kept the crowd entertained.
SCAR WITH 2Ts has the circle and ices the hares with the GM and CRAP THAI in the bucket.
SCAR then calls out the virgins and ask their names again and how they enjoyed the run / walk. It turned out one of the virgins went on the BEER HUNTERS.
GM takes the circle back and does awards. PUSSY GALORE for her first hair. LADY SQUEEZE for 700 runs and WIDOW WANKER 50 runs.
FLEEZE LIFTER ices HERRING CHOCKER and SHY TIGER as well as THE DICK FAMILY.
THE HARES give us their version of Sweet Caroline.
14 hashers are given the FINAL DOWN DOWNS then BALL RINGER leads us all in the HASH HYMN.
It's then grab a beer for the road and on On to the new hash bar KUBALA where MILKY PISS and his tribe serves us cheap beers and a great feed.
Thanks again to the hares and the committee of the PH3 for another great Monday and the normal Tuesday hangover.
On On BB