Loy Katong run #2022
The ladies had picked a nice location for their run with a small lake so that they could launch the katongs later in the eving.
Circle is called by our GM and he welcome local and visiting hashers.
He also welcomes 3 virgins who had been brought along by DAVE of The Hustlers Bar. A Thai lady an Aussie and a Frozen Yank. So welcome to the PH3 guys you are now members of the World's largest club for drunks who like to run.
New shoes are chistened GANGGREEN, FROZEN YANK and one I've forgotten.
I was too busy listening to YMCA and PANZER FISTER talking about Loy Katoy.
Run and walk sets off but I went on the Beer Hunters because I had a sore back. Another reason why I voulentered to scribe so I could sit in the circle.
Everybody gets back to the A site to be feed a great Thai feast made by the hares. Thanks ladies I enjoyed the dessert.
Circle is called and I go to sit in the scribe chair only to find it was being used by Testicles. Luckily for me N Night Rider had brought a spare seat along so he let me use that.
The evening started off badly for me. I'm trying to concentrate and make notes. I've got NO MORE CUM talking to me in one ear and HYMEN HACKER in the other going on about big dicks small urinals and pissing down his leg. I think he was getting his Katongs and Katoys mixed up.
I've got hashers bringing me beers and saying this will help your back and now this morning I'm trying to make sense of my Scottish Swahili hand writing. I've got MAYO QUEEN for hash crash
GING GANG GOLLY for loosing about 3 things. NA HE MAN for loosing a towel but he brings a beer into the circle so instead of an icing he gets the bucket.
Hares are called and everyone agrees it was a great run and walk and well marked.
Another donation to the club was paid by me because I didn't back a winner in the faffle. I think I'm congratulating the winners BUBBLES, BANANA RIDER. SINGING GRANNY. MILKY PISS. THE RAFFLE TICKET SELLER and another hare.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD judges the Katongs and BALL RINGER is disqualified first round because it was supposed to be a ladies only event. Should have made BELL END take the katong up. After a 4 round event we had TWO TIME the winner. Although by then I thought Im sure I still saw 3 ladiy winners???
SCAR takes the circle and brings it closer and makes the people hiding in the dark step forward. MAYO QUEEN gets the bucket for wearing a non hash shirt. The GM gets a seat for being a FRB and MUDCRACKER gets a seat for sitting in the circle.
BB is iced for falling over sober when in Vietnam
Scar calls in the 3 virgins and asked them how their day went. They all replied great. Luckily for them virgins don't normally get iced on their first visit.
GMs circle. SLUG and WOMB BROOM get their 50th run tee shirt YMCA gets his 100th run tee shirt and COOKIE MONSTER gets her 10 hard tee shirt. Well done guys.
I think my mind was somewhere else last night because believe me my notes are now very hard to read. BUT MY BACK FEELS GREAT.
NO MORE CUM's circle I've got HYMEN HACKER, FOWL FUCKER 1984. Dead man's number 9?
On ice are ISTANBULLSHIT, BUBBELS. SLEAZY, BALL RINGER and NA HE MAN in the bucket again.
GMs circle next for wanker of the week was NA HE MAN
THE HARES do their Loy Katong song and go off to float away all their sins from last year. You could tell the sinners because they had bigger katongs.
We get the FINAL DOWN DOWNS followed by the hash hymn then it's grab a beer grab a tuk tuk and On On for more fun at Hustlers.
Well done hares. Well done PH3 committee and it would be great to see some PH3 members join us in 2024 for the Indochina Mekong in Pakse Laos which is being hosted by some members of the PH3.
ON ON BB