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PH3 Run 2010

Monday, 4 Sep 2023

Veterans' Run


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A Delightful Free BBQ Provided By the PH3 😋
Hares: Milky Piss, Sperm Polluter, The Wizard
Scribe: Blow Lewinsky
Hash Flash: Spastic Whore King (Run), YMCA (Circle)
Runners: 67

Total Hashers This Week - 67

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 47
Arse Van Hole (270), Ball Ringer (854), Bell End (598), Brotherly Luv (72), Car Licker (24), Chip Chip (124), Chuck The Fuck Up (25), Cookie Monster (99), Dirt Looney (361), Don't Call Me Dick (10), Duchess Tadpole (725), Emperor Airhead (1608), Fleece Lifter (101), G.I. Joe (896), Gangreen (564), Happy Survivor (214), Herring Choker (80), Hoi Wan (206), Hot Hope (48), Lady Squeeze My Tube (692), Mayo Queen (280), Milky Piss (18), Minnie Mouse (50), Miss Use Me (313), Mr. Cheap (71), Panzer Fister (42), Papa Dick (76), Parisian Titi (124), Patpom (99), Ping Pong (110), Pocket Tiger (6), Sauce For The Goose (120), Seal Sucker (400), Sexy Butterfly (73), Sexy Mountain (85), Shithead (47), Shy Tiger (53), Sir Arse-A-Holic (932), Snake Bite (99), Something Stupid (116), Spastic Whore King (139), Sperm Polluter (293), The Wizard (318), Two Time (445), V.V. (1074), Whore In The Window (204), YMCA (98)
Returners - 17
Blow Lewinsky (62), Casper (228), Drinks Like A Girl (26), Duke Of Puke (18), Gin Tonic (27), Ging Gang Goolies (157), Golden Rivet (336), Hopeless Boring Cunt (2), Irregular Period (107), Lost Cause (367), Lucky Stroke (13), Moon Flower (22), Necrophilia Night Rider (364), Pink Head (41), Something Kinder (82), Street Cleaner (154), Yanky Crank (32)
Visitors - 1
Agonorrhea (7)
Virgins - 2
Diaper Sniper (1), Saikhoan Boonprakhon (1)
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 2
Seal Sucker Was Congratulated For 400 Runs With The PH3
Minnie Mouse Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 5
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Irregular Period (08 Sep)
Lost Cause (06 Sep)
Baby Dee (06 Sep)
Something Stupid (09 Sep)
Dalin Lathsabouth (09 Sep)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 9
YMCAHash Crash: The only oneeven on a nice easy Walker's trail he managed to stumble to the ground
Lucky StrokeHash Trash: Put his hat on the floor so it wouldn't fall any futheroops, just got yourself a nice cold seat
The WizardHash Trash: Quickly owned up to it being his beer cooler
Duke Of PukeRaffle Hash Sinner: Brought his own beer into the circle and eartned himself an extended duration seat on the ice
Car LickerHash Sinner: Left his beer on the raffle prize table then nearly knocked down the lights on his way into the circle
G.I. JoeHash Sinner: Not wearing hid Wanker of the Week spoon got him a seat in the bucket
Mr. CheapHash Sinner: His sensitive pale skin got sunburnt during the baht bus ride to the A-site
GangreenHash Sinner: For the previous 2 weeks in row he has been missed off the signups. Already noted for this week
Milky PissWanker Of The Week: Not fit enough to do a recce or lay paper for today's run but managed to go on another Hash 'we don't talk about' a few days ago. Apparently, you were a lazy, malingering, no good Haremaybe that's a wee bit harsh!

Awards This Run

Seal Sucker
400 Runs
Minnie Mouse
50 Runs

Scribe Report by Blow Lewinsky

To be sure,to be sure,it was a fine day indeed ☺️ in the beautiful  hillside of Pattaya's Monks  Retreat and sure to be fittin for the Special  Veterans run ,in which  seventy percent  of all hashes present  today  had completed  26 runs or more since this time last year, and we're awarded  a free run.
Everyone  later received  a hot 🌭 dog  bar a que

The Grand Master had  welcome  everyone together as he introduced  himself  ,and, as a mark of respect paid tribute  to the memory of our deceased  hashers,we removed  our caps  and reminded  silent  for a few moments.
This year ,the following  hashers   have passed on
Darren  Horne (3)
Ian "lady Di"Harrington(405)
Steve "moonshine "
John "Jodie Foster"Hickling(109) Hannah(102)
Hull Grunroos (48)
Colin"captain kirk"Frost(13)
John "hedge" Riley (470)
Michael Diddy Dicker" dicker(1)

[ apologies  if l have left anyone's name  out or misspelled]


Then TheWizard  ,Sperm polluter and new man , Milky piss, our hares  for the day gave a good account of the trail ahead .
 Gangrene  in fine voice  explained  how to be a Beer hunter  and under his guidance how to find the best Ice Cream  Palour 🍦in these  here backwoods 😋

Two new Virginia were introduced to the ph3.
Also the Rags master "Something Stupid " showed off the new design shirt.

The level  of humidity  was low and a very positive  evening lay ahead of us  all.
Yes to be sure a very pleasant trail was noted by the majority  of hashers  who came back .
There were a number  of checks and back checks it was all very  well received.
Seal Sucker in his kindness  gave a bottle  of spirits  to the Ph3
Some hashers were put on the ice for losing things and fair play to the G M for putting  himself on the  ice for finding  a lost beer cooler...his own !

The G M  handed over the circle  to G I Joe who invited  members  to echo their views of the trail 👣

Again Seal Sucker showed the rest of the crowd  the way  to win and was put on the ice numerous  times ,well,he has done a great number of hashes,400 in total and  he says  he has won 500 of them .
Great fun with the banter around the Front Runers, Herring choker  was put on the ice and quietly questioned by the Emperor  Airhead  as to who he would like  to see go into the bucket  of Ice.
The G M it seems  was favourite choice ,all in  all ,⁸it was the best of humour  the circle  laughs.
Then the emperor asked the Knght rider for an update on his driving  skills as he sat on the ice  explaining  how he has now come to be treated  as one of the family to the driving  licence  people  as he had visited them 7 times in order  to get a car driving  licence.
Unfortunately he has only managed to make it a motorcycle  licence  to date.
The emperor  kindly  advised  as he now  is aware that we live in a kingdom  ,he needs Happy  Survour to help him ,to roars of laughter from the crowd, she passed first time and in a foreign  language 😄.

The fun and games  went on with  great funny  songs  ,everyone was in great  humour and the food and drink when done a treat.
One of the vigils John Horrigan mentioned he had  good time everyone was friendly  and helpful 👍  he would be back.
The ph3 was founded  by  Molly and Hans King's on January  7th 1984 and our next management  meeting is. NICKYS BAR on Soi buakhao at 4pm so get along and enjoy  a free beer and bit of a Chin wag

Our event  ended  with  members  Duke of puk,Gangrene, Herring choker, seal Sucker, the hares  and others ,being called into  the circle  and singing  the final countdown with Ballringer then leading the way with Swing Low  what a day and great experience for us all  especially  someone  coming  along for their first Hash.

Everyone  was invited to the on on bar, Hustlers   to carry on the festivals and allow  another beer to enjoy for the road home

On on Blow Lewinsky

Hares' Song

“HASHY HASHY HO”
Original words by Milky Piss PH3 2023

Chorus
Hashy Hashy Hashy Ho
Hashy Hashy Ho
Hashy Hashy Hashy Ho
“A Hashing we will go”

‘Twas Many many moons ago
A hasher I did befriend
We drank some beer
And then some more
Until it had to end
On Monday he did say we meet
And we go do more booze
In his very drunken state
“Bring your running shoes”

Chorus
Hashy Hashy Hashy Ho
Hashy Hashy Ho
Hashy Hashy Hashy Ho
“A Hashing we will go”

Well I rocked up in my running gear
Lycra shorts n all
Off we drove in Tuk Tuk bus
The driver hit the floor
Arriving at the hashing site
Not knowing what to fear
One hundred other hashers
“In their running gear”

Chorus
Hashy Hashy Hashy Ho
Hashy Hashy Ho
Hashy Hashy Hashy Ho
“A Hashing we will go”
 

We hashed around
In one’s and two’s
Searching out the tape
I stared down at my swollen feet
I Thought I spied a snake
And In my panicked state
I didn’t know what to do
That curly slimy brown thing
“Someone had done a poo “

Chorus
Hashy Hashy Hashy Ho
Hashy Hashy Ho
Hashy Hashy Hashy Ho
“A Hashing we will go“

I was running through the jungle
Having quite a blast
Until I slipped into a ditch
And fell upon my ass
Standing there all  lost alone
Feeling like I’d quit
The words the GM said to me
“If your lost”
“No one gives a shit”

Hashy Hashy Hashy Ho
Hashy Hashy Ho
Hashy Hashy Hashy Ho
“A Hashing we will go“
 

With my gps and my sweaty balls
I stumbled across the trail
Finding lots of paper
Not knowing if I’d fail
I’d push my self to limits
I thought I never reach
On on in the beer trucks open
I heard somebody screech
I Opened up that Eski lid
And With a thirsty pang
Laying there before me
“Nearly Fifty cans of Chang”

Hashy Hashy Hashy Ho
Hashy Hashy Ho
Hashy Hashy Hashy Ho
“A Hashing we will go“

With my Shorts around me ankles
Sitting on the ice
My bum cheeks numb a beer in hand
It wasn’t very nice
A toilet seat and helmet
was my lucky prize
a wooden spoon around my neck
It Was a big surprise
And then I realised
Things were looking bleak
They’d only gone and made me
“wanker of the week”

Hashy Hashy Hashy Ho
Hashy Hashy Ho
Hashy Hashy Hashy Ho
“A Hashing we will go“

**(slow singing)**
We sang many a down down song
And we really downed a few
We Gave praise to the hashers
Of Hashers through and through
We did the final down down song
We had one more song to shriek
 And after all that fun and pain
“We will do it all again next week”

Hashy Hashy Hashy Ho
Hashy Hashy Ho
Hashy Hashy Hashy Ho
“A Hashing we will go“


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