Hares PANZER FISTER, VV & TWO TIME
I'm blaming GANGREEN for everything. It was the LONGEST BEER HUNTERS on record.
I didn't even get time to walk around the circle to pick up on any stories to expand on. Time we made our way back, the food had gone and the circle was just about to start.
The GM calls the circle to order and looks for hash trash and hash crash. NO BANANA ran into barbed wire because he was distracted by his partner BANANA BENDER.
The hares VV, 2TIME and PANZER FISTER are on ice and comments are asked around the circle. SPERM POLLUTER reported a great run and A site. BORING WANKER thought it was like running in a sauna.GI JOE got lost again and the once upon a time runner NA HE MAN was the last one in. SHIRT LIFTER, whoever named him knows something about him and DISCO DICK commented that the walk was great, so well done hares.
Raffles yellow 7710 LEG OVER went for the chocolate. JELLOWATER for LIMP DICK, HAPPY SURVIVOR took the CONDOMS, EATING MONSTER and MILKY PISS were also winners.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD takes the circle and thanks the hares for coming in on a short notice and mentions if all the attendees only hare one run a year, that is all that is required. Gives a medical report on HAIRY CRACK, who is recovering in France following a bad bout of food poisoning.
BIG BOY & TV are iced as they were leaving Thailand just a few hours later. Hero's, I used to do that myself years ago, but age is catching up.
AUSSIE BOB was celebrating his 77th birthday in Lagos happy beerday mate.
SCAR WITH 2T's has the circle and welcomes the virgin to Mondays hash. SHE'S THE BOSS and SAUSAGE HEAD are in the bucket for not believing that the SCANDIHOOILGANS H3 is a real hash.
GM has the circle and ices a Hasher who is younger than 70 for sitting in the circle. HERRING CHOKER is iced and has VV sitting beside him as he claims that he has not seen the ice for weeks.
SPERM POLLUTER gives the awards; 5 hares for PANZER FISTER. TWINKLE DICK & SLEAZY, both with 50 runs, but SLEAZY had his first Monday run back in 88. Also, an impressive 70 Hared runs for TWO TIME.
This is where I must have had that drink that started to affect me, because I can't make head or tail from my notes this morning.
I know I sang the hare song, so I hope it wasn't that bad. I then had the last down down and we all joined in on the hash hymn.
If I missed anything important out I apologise, but I'm still blaming GANGREEN
Another great Monday with the PH3 and the normal Tuesday hangover.
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