Tonight's scribe DUKE OF PUKE and the mysterious BLACK FELLA.
We all gathered at a nice cleared A-site to be introduced to the hares FLEECE LIFTER, DRAGON and QUEEN SQUEEZE MY TUBE.
We were told the run was 8 klm long and the walk was tricky and 4 klm long. I decided to go on the walk and when I got to the tricky part I would turn around. I was near the back of the pack so got to experience all the Thai ladies stopping and shopping.
When I got to the tricky part I turned around and followed a nice easy trail where I could see the wakers struggling in there terrain. I'm getting older now, so I run with my brain more than my feet. Sure enough after a couple of klm on my own I found the pack coming from my right. Great walk great scenery and well marked.
It got even better because I had only been back at the A site about 5 minutes when the front runners came in.
ZEAL ZUCKER and HERRING CHOKER must be slowing down or else they were being nice to NO NAME KARL who sprinted home to come first. GM I didn't think hash was competitive. Maybe time on the ice will stop these guys sprinted in while some of the walkers were still on trail. Speaking to ZEAL ZUCKER about him beaten in he said it doesn't count because the guy doesn't have a hash name. I'm sure that's another icing sin.
GM takes the circle and ices the hash crashes. GI Joe again now holds the title KING OF CHRASHES and will soon have to wear his crash hat on the run. Well done JOE. CAR LICKER and not CAR CHASER along with EATING MONSTER were also hash crash. I did hear someone say that they thought they saw EATING MONSTER drop a sandwich when she fell.
Lost property was a Monkey towel claimed by VV.
The GM calls out the hares FLEECE LIFTER, DRAGON and QUEEN SQEEZE. Comments are asked for around the circle and everybody agreed it was a great run and a challenging walk.
Raffle time. Now I'm being polite here but how come it was all the ladies that won and most of them were replies of FLEECE LIFTER our raffle master? Did he have sticky tape attached to the winning tickets? Well done you winners. The first 3 ladies took the booze and I heard comments like DRINK THAT LOT AND YOUR PARTNER WILL LOOK GREAT. Now who would say that about a fellow hasher?
EMPEROR AIRHEAD has the circle which is always entertaining. Ices the hares and wishing DRAGON happy birthday. Then he tells us SQUEEZE has hares the last 5 runs. We'll done SQUEEZE you deserve your new title of Queen. Not sure GI JOE should be called KING yet. I think you should have rule over him for a little while. It's strange the sort of things you can learn by going to the hash. EMPEROR AIRHEAD had been doing some Guinness book of records research and did you know that a lady holds the record for the longest pee of 15 meters. That's some output thrust there. I wonder how her inputs would be.
KARL no name FRONT RUNNER that beat the other 2 old farts in was iced and we learnt a little of his history so we could think of a name for him. Apparently, he was a teacher at a girls school so maybe he could be named PRETTY ONES IN FRONT.
GM takes back the circle and gives DUKE OF PUKE the job of teaching HERRING CHOKER our down down song.
SPERM POLLUTER does awards 20 hares for QUEEN SQEEZE and 50 runs for SHY TIGER. Well done ladies.
FLEEZE LIFTER takes the circle and gives (her indoors) DRAGON LADY a birthday cake and she has trouble blowing out the candles. Not going to mention the comments I heard then. The DRAGON FAMILY is iced again and asked to return the raffle prizes they won so we can use them again next week.
The GM then calls out our 2 virgins PATCH from Thailand and TOMMY from Australia. Both agreed they liked the run and the entertainment and TOMMY took a seat in the bucket. TOMMY is a friend of CROC and is here to find himself a new wife.
HERRING CHOOKER and DUKE OF PUKE are iced just to check if the DUKE had done his job of teaching HC the words to our down down song. ZEAL ZUCKER is brought in for walker of the week along with JACKAL, GI JOE and SQUEEZE to join HC and DOP. GI JOE is the new WOTW and HC gives us his version of the Dumb song. Well done HC.
Hares are brought in to do their song and I help them out along with all the circle with the 7 days of hashing song
SPERM POLLUTER does the final down down song and BALLRINGER leads us off with our version of SWING LOW.
Its then grab a beer for the bus and off to June's Cocktail bar for another couple of beers before heading home.
Another great day with the PH3.
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