First circle and in the continued absence of SIR REALLY SADISTIC BASTARD, the beer hunter front runner GANGREEN is now often rhyming his call to hunt, but he owns it at the end with his dissonance, well done.
After a long (but mostly flat) run through a sandy stream, with the occasional dry patch we returned for the 2nd circle. A few only just made it back at that time – SPASTIC WHORE KING, STREET CLEANER, MILKY PISS & NUNA, and EATING MONSTER, which gave the GM great pleasure as he had made his excuses about fatigue, last minute change to run the walk, etc. You pussy I’d never do that J
GM’s Circle. Hash Trash and MINNIE MOUSE sat down to retrieve her cum rag (singlet/tank top) and DOG SHIT visiting from Chiang Mai got his shirt that had been left at the Buffalo Bar
Hash Crash recipients were SEAL SUCKER, BALLRINGER, SICK OF STEVE, SIR ARSEHOLIC, and SHUT THE FUCK UP, who was a ring in for GI JOE who by that time was in the Spermbulance on his way to hospital after his nasty fall in view of the A-site, which appeared to require hand stiches. JOE that ice will be waiting next Monday but get well soon and please don’t get gangrene.
The hares VV and TWO TIME were iced (for VV his 221st hare) and feedback was gathered. It was too hard for JUST BECAUSE, which surprised us as last week it was too easy, there’s no pleasing those Russians. BEETROOT said it was too short, we presume he was talking about the run, check with his missus. SKID MARK was bucketed for refusing to answer, I thought he was Canadian why was he pleading the 5th? CHUCKWAO liked the gullies and water. TING TONG from CM thought it was very good but didn’t have a beer stop as they do up North. For Jeff it was his first time through a riverbed, just wait until you do a Swamp Rat. MILKY PISS and NUNA enjoyed it, but for HERRING CHOKER the water wasn’t deep enough, no doubt SHY TIGER gives the same feedback of you.
Raffle time - BROWN SUGAR took the wine, SKID MARK the beer, COOKIE MONSTER the hair care products, SICK OF STEVE gladly took the vodka, LIMP DICK the cookies, PANZER FISTER the juice, CHUCK THE FUCK UP the shoulder bag, and fittingly BEETROOT HEAD was left with salad dressing, no one puts it on a steak.
EMPEROR AIRHEAD's circle. The hares were iced and EA talked about their love story, presumably this all started on Soi 6 where love abounds. The Chiang Mai 8 were all iced – SKID MARK, TURKISH DELIGHT, SUPERMAN, DOG SHIT, CHUCKWAO, TING TONG, CAPTAIN HOOK and JUST CUMMING. They bragged about their ice being bigger – girls don’t care about that lads. And you don’t have a bucket.
MOUNTAIN FLOWER took the circle to ice DIRT LOONEY and CRAP THAI for keeping her up until 4am the prior evening, I say well done for that. It even cumulated in her going to DL’s Jomtien condo, if only he could remember what may well have been the night of his life.
SUPERMAN took the circle to award CRAP THAI a bottle of Australian wine, maybe another 4am’er was on the cards. He then found a reason to ice GANGREEN, DOG SHIT, LUCKY STROKE, AIRHEAD and MOUNTAIN FLOWER.
GM’s circle. Awards were given in the following categories:
1. Most likely to be found dead outside 7/11 – DIRT LOONEY
2. Most likely to have sex outside of their species – LIMP DICK in lieu of SPERM POLLUTER, but to be fair we’d have to determine his species first
3. Most likely to be drug cartel mule’s – HERRING CHOKER & SHY TIGER
4. Most likely to have been to every bar in Soi 6 – WHORE IN THE WINDOW
5. Most likely to have been to every bar in Soi 6/1 – SEAL SUCKER
6. Such a disappointment that their parents disowned them – FUCK OFF
7. Most likely to die of an STD Super Strain – CRAP THAI
8. Most likely to appear on the news for Sex Crimes – SPASTIC WHORE KING
And the overall winner after a circle vote – SEAL SUCKER! He’s a winner of everything but breaking checks.
FLEECE LIFTER's circle. The GM and CHUCK WOW were iced. The GM originally for dementia just before the second circle when he was wondering about getting a scribe, which had been done hours earlier. But far more insultingly, for introducing Fleece as SEAL SUCKER, that was close to a bucket, buddy. CHUCKWAO for being spotted over 7km into our river walk traversing the bank still trying to keep his shoes dry, his CM compatriots demanded the bucket for that and it was made so (should have got him to stand in it).
SEAL SUCKER and BEETROOT HEAD were iced for whinging about the same old shit prizes, which is to say they have volunteered to take over all aspects of running the raffle, cheers guys I’ll bring the remaining stock over soon.
CHUCKWAO’s circle. SEAL SUCKER and SPASTIC WHORE KING (in lieu of HERRING CHOKER) were iced as the FRB’s need to get their shit together. True, and SS needs to break a check for once in his life.
GM’s circle. Awards (none). Achievements – WHORE IN THE WINDOW 200 sign-ups. If only we could get him to sing the down-down song in time with the rest of us.
Although VV has hared 221 runs, he’s never sung a hare’s song, todays proxy was SKID MARK, who did a shit version of the shit Chiang Mai down-down song, followed by a slightly better one but it was still shit.
Final down-down’s were done, followed by the hash hymn and off to Hustlers for more beers and food. Another great day.
On On Fleece Lifter