Total Hashers This Week - 57

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Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Milky Piss

Monday 31st July

Scribe report:  PH3 Run #2005

• GM Circle.  GM calls the circle to form, takes a little while, YMCA takes photos whilst the circle forms. Ball Ringer is spotted by the GM stood with his back to him studying the raffle prizes while the circle has started and is told to return to the circle with humorous assertiveness.


• GM calls Hash Trash.  GM presents a 2018 commemorative PH3 beer cooler no takers. GI Joe is told to shut the fuck up as he was interrupting the circle. GM continues with calling the Hash Trash items, a black bonnet belonging to Eating Monster (good to her PH3 name, she is stood in the circle eating). The GM produces a can of orange spray paint, belonging to Sick Of Steve.  The guilty culprits are sat on the ice and given a hearty Note song


• GM calls any Hash crash to the ice seat.  Patpom, Carl and Fleece Lifter, they are asked how they fell and are given a note song.


• GM calls the Hares to the ice seat. (first of many the GM states) Lady Squeeze My Tube, Shy Tiger, Sexy Mountain, The Great Nit. GM states that 2 ladies also Hared the trail last week.  GM asks various circle members for their opinion of the trail. Plenty of humorous banter, Spastic Whore King states how can four ladies be so sadistic with a lot of hill work at the end. A tough trail particularly for the runners, very well-designed thought-out trail, a lot of effort put in by the hares, everyone is very grateful. A loud hearty Note song is given.


• GM calls for the raffle to be drawn. Winners are Limp Dick, Gi Joe, Spastic Whore King, Two Time, Happy Survivor, Street Cleaner, Eating Monster (put on the ice for wearing lots of things not allowed in the circle and holding a drink).   Shake MeMe.  Note song is given.


• GM settles the circle.


• Emperor Airhead is given the circle. The hares are called back on the ice.


• EA plenty of joking with the Hare group saying they had a lot of experience between them. EA asks the ladies if they prefer Haring with a group of ladies or they prefer haring with men. 2 Ladies state they are looking for men and the circle responds with plenty of laughter.  The Hares once more are called sadists for designing a fairly flat trail with a lot of hills at the end. EA states the hares did a great job and a strong Note song is given.


• Emperor Airhead calls Shake MeMe on to the ice. EA tells the circle about Shake MeMe sone information about his Hashing and EA states he is someone of many wonders. Also, they never knew what happened to him as they hadn’t seen him for a while. EA sates it’s good to see him back. A note song is given.


• Emperor Airhead calls Stupid Kraut Cunt to the ice, but SKC has gone home as he was feeling unwell.  EA wishes SKC all the best for his operation.


• Emperor Airhead calls all the Australians to the ice. EA tells the group of how good the past Australian runs were. A note song is given to the Australians.


• GM's circle.  Happy Survivor and Cocktail are asked to the ice. A Note song is given.


• Fleece lifter given the circle, calls for all circle members wearing the green PH3 commemorative 2000 run T-shirt to the ice approx 6 members. The reason just for wearing the shirt.  A note song is given.


• Shake MeMe takes the circle asks who in the circle helped organise the 2000 anniversary hash. Dirt Looney and the GM are given the praise they deserve. A note song is given.


• Shake MeMe calls Jackal, Ball Ringer and Seal Sucker on the ice. An interesting funny story is then told of how Shake MeMe lost his glasses on a trail, Jackal stops to help him but falls of a cliff edge. A note song is given.


• GM's Circle.  Calls Seal Sucker to the ice.  GM asks why a front runner is walking back to the A site not running.  Seal Sucker gives a reason that he was being chased by a large pack of 15 dogs. GM automatically gives Seal Sucker wanker of the week award. A note song is given.


• Two Time, Mini Mouse, Sick Of Steve on the ice Seal Sucker gives a note song.


• Hares asked to the ice once more. Shake MeMe asked to give a song and he sings Amazing Grace the circle joins in.


• With the hares still sat on the ice Spastic Whore King asked to sing a song for the lady Hares. A funny version of YMCA is very well sung and is well received by the group.


• GM calls various group members to join him in the centre of the circle for the final down down and the Hash anthem songs. A fun, lively circle then disbands.

On On Milky Piss