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PH3 Run 2004

Monday, 24 Jul 2023

Hares: Belly Dancer, Lady Squeeze My Tube, Sexy Butterfly, Sick Of Steve
Scribe: Blow Lewinsky
Hash Flash: Spastic Whore King (Run), YMCA (Circle)
Runners: 78

Total Hashers This Week - 78

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 52
Agonorrhea (3), Arse Van Hole (265), Ball Ringer (848), Beauty Leo Please (3), Beetroot Head (170), Bell End (593), Big Stick (25), Blow Lewinsky (59), Brown Sugar (2), Car Licker (21), Chip Chip (120), Chuck The Fuck Up (19), Crap Thai (83), Dirt Looney (355), Dog Licks Its Dick (293), Eating Monster (18), Emperor Airhead (1603), Fuck Off (104), G.I. Joe (890), Gangreen (558), Ging Gang Goolies (155), Happy Survivor (209), Herring Choker (74), Honey Bear (176), Hot Hope (43), Just Because (9), Lady Squeeze My Tube (686), Lucky Stroke (10), Mayo Queen (274), Milky Piss (12), Minnie Mouse (44), Mount Me (71), Necrophilia Night Rider (359), Panzer Fister (37), Parisian Titi (120), Pussy Snatcher (134), Scoobie Doo (158), Seal Sucker (394), She's The Boss (222), Shy Tiger (47), Sicilian Sissy (20), Sick Of Steve (19), Sir MC (599), Something Kinder (81), Something Stupid (110), Spastic Whore King (134), Street Cleaner (150), Stupid Kraut Cunt (318), The Wizard (312), Two Time (439), V.V. (1068), Whore In The Window (198)
Returners - 13
Belly Dancer (26), Bob-A-Gob (80), Hot Wheels (20), Jackal (276), Katoy Anal Masturbator (142), Manfah Khaisuban (2), Maybe Sometime (3), Papa Dick (70), Sexy Butterfly (68), Sexy Mountain (80), Wank-King's Wanker (502), Who Cut The Cheese (55), YMCA (92)
Visitors - 8
Chicken Feet (2), Chuck Wao (12), Crack Of (16), Global Walker (6), Go Slow (3), Manneken Pis (1), Sloppy Rod (1), Twanx (6)
Virgins - 5
Frank Tauszik (1), Freddy Krueger (1), Pen Pensri (1), Richard Garrison (1), Srigangman Ross (1)
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 0
Hash Namings - 1
Sergey Vnotcheko Was Given The Hash Name Just Because
Birthdays - 6
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Stupid Kraut Cunt (25 Jul)
Sauce For The Goose (28 Jul)
Brotherly Luv (28 Jul)
Crap Thai (24 Jul)
Mai Wing Tong (30 Jul)
Milky Piss (29 Jul)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 14
Fuck OffHash Trash: Left a couple of bottles of insect repellent at A-site last week. He says it's for everyone's useThanks. We won't talk about the bag of wet clothes that was left on the baht bus
Blow LewinskyHash Trash: Left his chair at the A-site last week
Ging Gang GooliesHash Trash: Once again left his bag and chair at the On-On bar last week
Hot HopeHash Crash: Toppled over in the water and skint her knee. She owned up but ended up in the bucket for wearing her hat
Just BecauseHash Crash: One of the over fast FRB's. Speed took it's toll and he wiped out
Chicken FeetHash Crash: Took a tumble on trail
Wank-King's WankerHash Sinner: To nobody's surprise he was iced for incessant talking
Frank TauszikRaffle Hash Sinner: Brought his own beer into the circle
Brown SugarRaffle Hash Sinner: Brought her own beer and her bag into the circle
Lady Squeeze My TubeHash Saint: Moved the A-site to beside the hard top to save Hasher having to walk 400m to the original location
Stupid Kraut CuntMissed Birthday: Got a special cake from Emperor Airhed and was serenaded with a personalised birthday song by the Harriettes. The PH3 wishes you a Happy birthday tomorrow
Milky PissHash Sinner: His elastic 1-hour of drinking had his missus worried and looking for him. They kept missing each other between the bar and his homeat least twice.
Herring ChokerHash Sinner: Supposed FRB took a 'long-cut' from the trail to avoid getting his feet wet
Manneken PisHash Sinner: Came up from Phuket to see how a proper Hash should be runHope you enjoyed the bucket

Scribe Report by Blow Lewinsky

The 2004 ph3 Monday Hash saw a great crowd of Hashers  79 in all counting 5 late commers from all over the globe participating in a brilliant, well laid trail beside the rain over the last few days 😀.
The Wizard introduced himself and thanked everyone for participating in which is now known  as the best Hash ever this side of the Mississippi....
Apart from the school  boy COCK up of last weeks  Head hunter trail   in which almost  every one when the wrong  way anticlockways but thank fully the beer hunters  gave a Front runner 'herring  chocker ' some direction and we were all invited to open the eskas  prematurely and the event opened  up with Hashers coming back later carring the coveted Statuette heads.

But enough of the nonsense these Hare s knew what they were doing..and the Great nit with sick of Steve  ,Bella dance and Lady Sueeque my tube got there act together and moved the A site  for fear of people getting thier cars stuck  on the Muddy road 🙄 well done  these compassionate  Hares, their kindness was repayed with a cool down down beer and ice seat in the circle.

Hashing always  turns up great 👍 with lots of fun and laughter  as fellow hashers are given a seat  on the ice because they are saints  or sinners.
There are examples
Hash trash  like our friend  Fuck off who kindly  left monkey repellent  behind  and was asked about this genuine mistake on the ice .also-ran was yours truly who left something behind  last week  and asked  to take a seat on the ice ....it was only  a chair man l ask you have some dignity in this Land of Smiles
Of course  ging gang goodies took to the ice seat again with always  leaving  something  behind   said he didn't leave his head behind 🙄 it was  still on this head,thankfully.

People  sometimes  fall or bend over  and are asked to take  a seat on the ice  omissions  for 'hot hope ' as someone said she didn't  bend over on trail with a smile on her face.

Others like our friend Sergey  took a tumble  and as a fast front runner  asked to cool on the ice and given  a large down down

Sergey also got named  today, not Ivor nickers-off rusty bed springs  no his name is
Just because...
Welcome  to our world  of  global  friends who enjoy  hashing worldwide.

At  that, 4 new hashers were welcomed to the circle  by the G.M. they are our new people we call virgins  for some reason, that the club  knows.
It was  stupid, Kraut kunt's birthday, and a special  cake was presented to him as well as a special  song sang by the harrriers  and harrriettes  

Lots of fun and awesome amusement came from  the Emperor Air head as he took the circle here in the countryside  out of view from the pattaya  township people.
However  we did have special  I volunteers from fields  far and wide come to shy on how to make Hashing 👍 great...

Not the "invisible  man " from Puckett  but another
Mannequin  pis was asked to sir on the ice bucket

Milky piss and his beloved  wife  were asked to take a seat  on the ice as they seemed  to be  missing  each other
And at last reunited

Lots  of laughs
As the weather was  very pleasant and the trail  by all accounts  very well  marked  and thought  fully put together  the majority of the walkers  and 🏃‍♂️ runners gave a good 👍 thumbs  up to the  team and wow what a lot of food was provided  and much appreciated  their song also had a lot of thought  and imagination 😀 very funny. It actually made a splendid touch. The Thai tourist  board should come and visually see how a hash is put together..well done  also done to those in the background who have helped 😀

The time was apparently creeping up and the Gm handed the circle  to Ball ringer  to close with the hymnal song  and final countdown  down  song  which is always  with lots of amusement to anyone hearing and seeing it for the first  time like our four vessel  virgins  who laughed and laughed.
On  on
Thank you to all Vv and crew who tidy up each week
The poet of the Beer Hunters  can't  be left  out as  he articulated  in a most humorous way, and  with direction where to hunt  for beers 😉.
Well done to the camera  men pity they missed  some  action as a lady 👏 changed not far from the circle .

On On Blow Lewinsky

Hares' Song

Tune : 'Halls of Montezuma'
We don't mark checks and falsies
You're on paper or you're not
We run around the condom trees
We don't care if it's wet or hot

Chorus
We're the runners that you cannot catch
We drink like you've never seen
We sing like fine tuned arseholes
We're the Pattaya Hash House team

We don't care for our reputation
We even tolerate katoeys
We'll give it to old age pensioners
But we prefer little boys

We don't remember being sober
We've been pissed all our lives
We've all got pretty girlfriends
But please don't tell our wives

We've got beaches bars and jungles
We've got ladyboys and girls
We don't get storms or hurricanes
Just the best blowjobs in the world.


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