The 2004 ph3 Monday Hash saw a great crowd of Hashers 79 in all counting 5 late commers from all over the globe participating in a brilliant, well laid trail beside the rain over the last few days 😀.
The Wizard introduced himself and thanked everyone for participating in which is now known as the best Hash ever this side of the Mississippi....
Apart from the school boy COCK up of last weeks Head hunter trail in which almost every one when the wrong way anticlockways but thank fully the beer hunters gave a Front runner 'herring chocker ' some direction and we were all invited to open the eskas prematurely and the event opened up with Hashers coming back later carring the coveted Statuette heads.
But enough of the nonsense these Hare s knew what they were doing..and the Great nit with sick of Steve ,Bella dance and Lady Sueeque my tube got there act together and moved the A site for fear of people getting thier cars stuck on the Muddy road 🙄 well done these compassionate Hares, their kindness was repayed with a cool down down beer and ice seat in the circle.
Hashing always turns up great 👍 with lots of fun and laughter as fellow hashers are given a seat on the ice because they are saints or sinners.
There are examples
Hash trash like our friend Fuck off who kindly left monkey repellent behind and was asked about this genuine mistake on the ice .also-ran was yours truly who left something behind last week and asked to take a seat on the ice ....it was only a chair man l ask you have some dignity in this Land of Smiles
Of course ging gang goodies took to the ice seat again with always leaving something behind said he didn't leave his head behind 🙄 it was still on this head,thankfully.
People sometimes fall or bend over and are asked to take a seat on the ice omissions for 'hot hope ' as someone said she didn't bend over on trail with a smile on her face.
Others like our friend Sergey took a tumble and as a fast front runner asked to cool on the ice and given a large down down
Sergey also got named today, not Ivor nickers-off rusty bed springs no his name is
Just because...
Welcome to our world of global friends who enjoy hashing worldwide.
At that, 4 new hashers were welcomed to the circle by the G.M. they are our new people we call virgins for some reason, that the club knows.
It was stupid, Kraut kunt's birthday, and a special cake was presented to him as well as a special song sang by the harrriers and harrriettes
Lots of fun and awesome amusement came from the Emperor Air head as he took the circle here in the countryside out of view from the pattaya township people.
However we did have special I volunteers from fields far and wide come to shy on how to make Hashing 👍 great...
Not the "invisible man " from Puckett but another
Mannequin pis was asked to sir on the ice bucket
Milky piss and his beloved wife were asked to take a seat on the ice as they seemed to be missing each other
And at last reunited
Lots of laughs
As the weather was very pleasant and the trail by all accounts very well marked and thought fully put together the majority of the walkers and 🏃♂️ runners gave a good 👍 thumbs up to the team and wow what a lot of food was provided and much appreciated their song also had a lot of thought and imagination 😀 very funny. It actually made a splendid touch. The Thai tourist board should come and visually see how a hash is put together..well done also done to those in the background who have helped 😀
The time was apparently creeping up and the Gm handed the circle to Ball ringer to close with the hymnal song and final countdown down song which is always with lots of amusement to anyone hearing and seeing it for the first time like our four vessel virgins who laughed and laughed.
On on
Thank you to all Vv and crew who tidy up each week
The poet of the Beer Hunters can't be left out as he articulated in a most humorous way, and with direction where to hunt for beers 😉.
Well done to the camera men pity they missed some action as a lady 👏 changed not far from the circle .
On On Blow Lewinsky