Monday 17th July
Scribe report: PH3 Run #2003
Scribe: Milky Piss
• GM Circle. GM calls Hash trash, Stupid Kraut Cunt and Agonorrhea are put on the ice, for leaving beer coolers at the last A site. Note song is given. GM calls for any Hash Crash, Squeeze my Tube is called to the ice seat for falling at the beer truck.. (looked very angrily at GI Joe). Note song given.
• GM call the hares to the ice seat. Wild Wolf and Blow Lewinsky. Asked what the point of the artefact's on the trail were for ! Both hares questioned over the mistake at the beginning of the trail where all runners went on the wrong trail at the start of the run. Wild Wolf takes responsibility for the fuck up. He stated that he should have shown where the start actually was. Herring Choker called to the ice seat, he ran 8km but not the correct route. Seal Sucker is called to the ice seat because he was incorrectly the first runner back and the group opened the beer truck for drinking before the actual correct runners came back. The group is asked what they thought of the trail. Stated that the Beer hunters went to the Pineapple lady. Hares are thanked and Note song is given.
• GM calls the raffle. Winners are Banana Rider, Crap Thai, Car licker (sent to the bucket for not wearing PHHH shirt in the circle). Chip Chip, Chuck the Fuck up, Sick of Steve, Shy Tiger, Spastic Whore King, Two Time all win prizes. One raffle number not claimed. Note song given.
• GM reforms the circle, Honey Bear is spotted wearing furry slippers, and is given an ice seat, MC gives note song.
• Emperor Airhead Circle. Hares are asked to take an ice seat. EA gives a humorous talk on previous hash meets especially the Chinese temple. States that the A site was a good choice with shade and jokes that if it had rained the group could have all assembled In the house ruins next to the circle. Night Rider and the hash medic Chuck the fuck up given an ice seat. We listen to the story of how Nightrider lost the feeling and movement in his hand. EA Jokingly states he can now roll joints. AE then tells the group about the group medic won a medics kit in the previous weeks raffle. Note song is given. Herring choker and Seal Sucker take another seat on the ice. Story told of being chased by dogs on the “trail”. Note song given.
• GM Circle Emperor Airhead is given a PHHH lifetime achievement award certificate for 1600 runs and 39 years of being a hashing legend. EA is given a cake as well to mark the occasion A hearty note song is given for Emperor Airhead. Called to the ice seat for fun awards Vietnamese Violator awarded a Plastic Sword, Something Stupid awarded butterfly wings for being a butterfly. Crap Thai awarded a large clock around his neck for time keeping . Milky Piss awarded a pack of condoms. Note song is given.
• GM circle. wanker of the week awards. Miserable Cunt and Ging Gang Gooley given an ice seat. MC given wanker of the week for turning up at the Betty Boop Run only at the on on bar for free food. Not song is given.
• GM call the hares on the ice seat, only Wild wolf as Blow Lewinsky has already gone home. The hares are asked for a song, Wild wolf sings the engineers Bum tiddy bum song.
• GM closes the circle with the final down down song various members of the group are called to the inner circle to participate. Ball Ringer is called to the circle to start the final Sweet chariot song all the group participate.
On On Milky Piss