Scribe report: Betty Boop PH3 Run #2002
Monday 10th July
Scribe: Milky Piss
• GM's circle: Hash Trash, GM calls , Crap Thai, Agonorrhea, Keep The Change, take the ice seat for, Trash rewards. Down Down song.
• Emperor Airhead takes the circle, Celebrating the Betty Boop run, as many members dressed in the opposite sex’s clothing. A very humorous competition takes place for best dressed female impersonator. Circle Members are encouraged to vote by shouting and calling for their favourite. Very closely run competition, eventually won by Arse Van Hole, who happily displayed the tiny thong he was wearing much to the delight of the circle. Arse Van Hole also won a bottle of vodka.
• Emperor Airhead then calls the ladies into the circle for the best male impersonator. Not so many ladies dressed as men for the special occasion but as similar to the previous men’s competition, the circle were encouraged to shout and call for their favourite male impersonator.. a very close competition with the winner being a joint decision split between “schoolboy“ and the “sheriff” a bottle of gin given to share.
• The Hares are called to the ice, this event had 6 hares; Parisian Titi, Chip Chip, Something Stupid, Something Kinder, Vietnamese Violator, Two Time, thanks and appreciation are given for haring this event.
• The winners of the Gin bottle, very generously offer all the circle a shot of gin
• Raffle: Winners are drawn by the GM.. (11 winning tickets are called, 2 are not claimed. Winners have a down down song.
• Emperor Airhead takes the circle calls the Hares to the ice and they are all asked about their involvement with laying the trail. As per usual very humorous banter takes place by Emperor Airhead. Down down song given to the 6 hares.
• Sperm Polluter is given the circle: Recognitions and thanks are given to “schoolboy” Something Kinder for completing 5 hares. Also recognition to VV for 220 hares.
• GM’s circle: Wanker of the week. GM calls Ging Gang Gooley, Crap Thai, Titanic Dickhead to the ice. Go gives another very humorous reason why these 3 are on the ice. After asking for the circles opinion for the winner, Ging Gang Gooley wins this week’s wanker of the week.
• Sperm polluter calls, Fleece lifter, Jungle gym, Panzer Fister, Shit head are given the “they are dumb” song by the circle.
• Seal Sucker and Wild Wolf on the ice for their front runners report.
• GM takes the circle: Agonorrhoea is called to the ice.. comes across as very cocky and requests he doesn’t sit on the ice but wants to sit in the ice bucket. GM agrees with his request. Agonorrhoea has been heard saying it was the worst hash he’s been on.. GM gave his point of view that the Betty Boop run is a one off and is not our normal type of quality hash event. The GM is obviously not impressed with Agonorrhoea and the GM doesn’t give him the honour of a “Note” or the down down song.
• Hares are call back on the ice.. Shithead is asked for a note for the hares, he only sings half a song and GM in jest says he’s not usually lost for words!
• GM closes Eskis
• Sperm Polluter takes the circle for the Final Down Down. The hares are called to the circle also GM, Shithead, Happy Survivor, Great Nit, Wild Wolf, Hairy Crack and a few others. Sing the final down down.
• Closing song is performed, Sweet Chariot, with the usual dance interpretation of the song’s lyrics.
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