The darkening overcast skies promised rain but none eventuated and it was pleasant to have cooler weather at the Pallet Lane A- site where there isn’t much shelter.
The hares, Milky Piss, Lady Squeeze my Tube, The Great Nit and virgin hare Janthana Utha, promised the walkers a short easy walk of 4km and the runners a more challenging run of 6km after the split and then a hill.
The walk was as promised an easy stroll of 4.19km but the runners found it more challenging. Not many Beer Hunters this week and they arrived back before the first runners the first being Dave, a virgin who is only 35 and works in the fitness business. Seal Sucker and Herring Choker will be pleased he won’t be here next week.
GM takes the second circle promptly at 6.30 pm and ices hash crashers, Chuck the Fuck Up, Hot Hope who wore her hat into the circle so had ice put in it, and Sir Arse-A-Holic who didn’t see the hole.
Next was lost property or Hash Trash which we were all waiting for as our virgin from Finland, Kari, who realised after 400m on the Baht bus that he had left his keys in his motorcycle. Luckily for him the GM rang GI Joe who retrieved his keys. In return Kari got to sit on the ice and wear the hash trash hat.
Hares put on the ice and hashers asked their opinion of the run. Circus Freak said there wasn’t enough low hanging branches and Don’t call me Dick said the hill kicked his arse. Some thought the few dogs promised was really a dog factory judging by the amount of noise coming from the compound. Everyone agreed there was plenty of paper and it was a well laid run.
Raffle time and everyone was hoping someone not from Fleece Lifter’s family would win this time. Fleece Lifter did win the laundry liquid and Cocktail the vodka which she generously shared and our virgin Kari won twice and went home with some cereal and olive oil for his Thai wife.
Fleece Lifter takes the circle in the absence of Emperor Air Head and ices Cocktail and Whore in the Window for not following paper to avoid crossing some shiggy even though it was easy enough to jump across.
Our usual front runners Seal Sucker and Herring Choker are iced along with virgin Dave who won and only drinks water. BB gave him an appropriate down down song.
Circus Freak, Agonorrhea and Spastic Whore King are all iced for being baldies although one had more hair on his arse than his head. Fleece Lifter suggested he should sleep upside down.
GM’s circle again and he ices the virgins and asks them about themselves. The two guys will come back again but the virgin brought along by Arse Holeo will probably disappear like the all the other virgins he brings to hash. One night with Arse Holeo is enough.
Sperm Polluter's circle and he welcomes Drinks Like a Girl as a new member of the hash now he has completed 25 runs.
GM’s circle for Wanker of the Week and GI Joe is iced as last week’s recipient and the obvious choice is virgin Kari for forgetting his keys but GI Joe is voted the winner again. It must have been the Thai girls yelling loudly enough in retaliation for pushing his wife in the bucket last week.
BB takes the circle. He is going home on Wednesday for his birthday on Thursday. He puts Whordini on the ice with much difficulty (81 year olds should have a special chair) and also YMCA to tell the story. YMCA said he walked the walkers trail twice as he thought it was too short but really we all think he missed the runners split and on his walk he saw Whordini walking the trail backwards somehow but he did miss the last bit of trail that led to the A-site and started doing the walk again. He might have been going round and round in circles all night for missing the in trail so Milky Piss is put in the bucket for poor trail setting.
Hammersley Wanker, Arse Holeo is put in the bucket and Whordini is also on the ice and the usual song, Hammersley takes it up the arse, is sung.
GM’s circle. Tan and Nouna are iced to be named. Ladies can choose their own names so Tan chose Beauty Leo and Nouna Pocket Tiger. Interesting that they both have names of beers for their names.
Hares’ Song. The ladies choose to sit on the ice while Milky Piss sings the Yogi Bear song.
Sperm Polluter has the hares, Ball Ringer, The GM, Arse Holeo, Panzer Fister, Circus Freak, Cocktail and the Dick family to sing the Final Down Down followed by Ball Ringer leading the Hash Hymn.
On On bar was I-Rovers with lots more fun and drinking.
Thank you everyone involved for another fun day.
On-On Sauce for the Goose