Total Hashers This Week - 91

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Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Awards This Run

Beetroot Head
30 Hared Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by B.B.

Oh my head. 
Who shouted that first shot in Crackers Bar?
Shots in Crackers on top of the vodka and orange juice supplied by VV at the run site, plus the Beer Lao given to me by Sperm Polluter I'm feeling rough around the edges today.
Let's wind back now to run 2148, hared by none other than our hair raiser Beetroot Head and two virgin hares Out of Order and Eating Monster.
Great A site that we have used on many occasions.
GM calls first circle to order and welcomes a Thai Virgin lady named A.
Then it's new shoes that are christened and we had 3 hashers that all brought shoes from Decathlon at a discounted price. Fleece LIFTER, Shit on my chest and Shit Lips.
Gangreen is called in for the beer hunters, and he tells his followers they have a 150 meter UPHILL walk to the bar. What comes the reply, no baht buses? No baht bus didn't stop Really Sadistic Barstad who reportedly was seen RUNNING to the beer. Next time that happens I want video proof.
Hares are called in to explain the trail. We are told it's an UNDULTATING TRAIL of 4.5 klm for the walkers and an 8.5 klm run. Bullshit.
Off sets the pack and Kidney Wiper is off at a cracking pace. I think I will have to try his drink of Heineken Zero.
I'm walking along with my old mate Flakey who hasn't hashed with the PH3 27 years. Talking about old times of when he STOLE MY AUSSIE GIRLFRIEND, and when he fell in a storm drain in Singapore.  He is now taken well care of by his better half Stephanie or better known as Stiff Fanny.
15 minutes out and we have our first vertical decent. Undulating??? Don't think so. We had most of our hash crashes going down that hill. I even had to do a strategic slip so as not to knock over Stiff Fanny. 
Once down the hill we had a bit of flat ground for a klm or so before we started to climb up again. That was when I caught up with Flakey again, so to slow me down he put 2 large bamboo poles on the ground so I could fall over them. Hash crash.
It's back to the A site and a nice cold beer Lao. Thanks Spermy.
A cheese and meat baguette by VV and I get the job of making up the vodka orange juice donated by VV. Then it's downhill from then on for me.
Circle is called. No hash trash this week but plenty of hash crash.
Our GM reckons the ground below him gave way. I claimed I was pushed. Sperm Polluter tripped and I don't know what Glass cow, judge or Louisiana lip lockers excuses were. 
Hares on ice for comments from the circle. Although it was agreed in was a hard walk / run everybody enjoyed themselves. It's a miracle how once a hasher has had a couple of beers they forget about all the complaining they done while out on trail. 
While we are having fun Don't call me Dick is walking around in the jungle on his own. He got back in a 18.48. Where you lonesome tonight was the pack out of sight are you sorry you strayed from the trail????
Raffles are drawn we have winners and we have losers.
Fleece LIFTER takes the circle and ices all the Thai ladies then let's them go back to their own circle. He then ices the Cambodian Laos and Phillipino ladies for staying in the circle. Our little Laos lady just loves the bucket.
Emperor AIRHEAD takes the circle and thanks the two virgin Hares for setting trail. He goes on to explain that the goggle lady who gives the directions to the A site must be blonde because she got them lost again. I wonder if it could be the other way round. 
Flaky is iced as a returner.
Dingo and wife number 3 are iced and Guitar is now known as Sleepy Cat.
TV and Velcro Dick are iced and a story is told about Velcro Dick being drunk and falling off his motor cycle at the gate to his home and all of the neighbour's being called to lift him up.
Sip Baht is now known as Sip ha baht because the baht bus fare has risen by 5 baht.
GM does awards Beetroot head 30 hares and Stupid Kraut cunt a shirt for 400 sign ups. No runs just sign ups. Also, Hoi Wan received her shirt for 300 Runs with the PH3
Now my notes are becoming blurry must be VVs vodka thanks mate.
Scar has his turn in the circle and Flakey is iced again and a story is told about him and Scar first meeting on the Finger Licking dirt as well as him as a hare for Interdirt Cardiff. Sorry Flakey as I was a co hare with you on that run I could have added a lot more to the story.
The GM has Scar on the ice because he heads back to Norway this week.
Then No Gimp and Only Tim who are visitors are iced for being sex tourist.
It's time for me to do the hare song with the help of Out of order joining in on the chorus of the Lobster Song.
It's time for the final down down.
Then the hash hymn.
It's then onto Crackers for more beer and great food.
Well done hares
Well done committee 
And a big thanks to Crackers bar.
Now if I could only remember who brought that first round of shots.

On On BB

The site also suits the beer hunters. Mind you I did hear a couple of complaints that there was no baht bus to travel the 110 meters to the bar.