It's a rare occurrence for the Beer/Pot Hunters to have a longer trail than the 'Walk' (which the GM did in 11 minutes) but most made the most of the unusual trail markings (or lack thereof) and the 'Run' was just right for Herring Choker who won in 1 hour 17mins (9.7 km) with Seal Sucker in 10 minutes later, even though he'd 'helped' the hares set the run!
Many of us have run from the Aussie A-site at KMK many times, and fortunately everyone came in ok, but for visitors and virgins this was not a representative run for PH3 but gratitude goes to the Hares for setting nonetheless - and the free food and Irish coffee was appreciated.
GM The Wizard
Hash Trash - Seal Sucker lost his NZ cap.
Hash Crashes - Sauce for the Goose, Shy Tiger & GI Joe.
Hares in -
Limp Dick, Blow Lewinsky, Whore In The Window, Pink Head
Birthday boy (14 Sep) Whore in the Window thanked for food cooked by Cookie Monster, Blow Lewinsky for the Irish coffee and Pink Head for helping out as a virgin hare.
Raffle - some nice quality alcoholic prizes with the usual range of forgetful winners iced for bringing beer, hats etc. into the Circle.
Emperor Airhead
Informed us how Nightrider took 7 attempts to pass his Thai driving test and is now trying to do better back in the US.
Hares in - cross examination into who did what: Pink Head asked if she'd hare again with this eclectic bunch to which she replied that she wasn't sure.
EA enjoyed his 4 cups of Irish coffee.
Visiting Hares in -
Giddyup who's been living in PNG for 50 years asked about his pidgin English skills in picking up PNG infamously ugly women, as he's aged the woman have become more attractive as his eyesight deteriorates, and his insemination program to improve the gene pool.
No Trucking Idea and his daughter Kung Fu Queen (2011 World Champion) - she demonstrated her impressive high kicks.
Virgins in - Michael (Denmark) and Freddie (Sweden) welcomed to the PH3 Scandie fold.
Dick Family in - Limp Dick and would be 'Dicks' Sick of Steve (Sick of Dick), Just Because (Just Dick).
Belly Dancer in for [analytical] eyes scanning the Circle.
Love Canal - Chiang Rai H3 welcomed to his first PH3 run (beer hunt).
Sod on Me - moved from NZ to Australia (mother Hash: Trinity H3).
GM The Wizard
Wanker of the Week - Seal Sucker only candidate for turning up early to last week's PH3 as he thought NZ clock change applied to Thailand! Seal Sucker accuses the GM of being half Welsh which earns him the bucket. Aussies called in on ice to keep him company: Chuck Wao, Soapy & Giddyup.
50 PH3 Runs award shirt - Hot Hope.
VV - for the incredible feat of over 220 hares awarded special PH3 pantaloons.
Hares Song - Seal Sucker leads us in the 'Happy and you know it' song.
Final Down Down - a cast of 12 - followed by the Hash Hymn.
OnOnOn to Nicky's who did us proud with delicious food and extended fun for PH3.
OnOn Belly Dancer