Pattaya Nullam domum harriers
Currere numerus MMXIV
secundo die mensis Octobris anno MMXXIII
Scribere scribae lactea Piss
Noster Magnus Magister Veneficus vocat circulum ut formaret, vocat Nullam silentium et circulorum PH3 membrorum trepidantium et immensa exspectatione secundi circuli antici, solem in distantia occidentem, in sicco, primo vespere humido. GM actis incipit.
GM hash fragorem evocat, Tantum duo fragores magni GI Joe et Jeanne Pierre calces capitis aptae et sellae latrinae promittuntur. Adnotatio tenus datur cantus.
GM vocat Hash purgamentum sella complicata ostenditur circulo inventis post hebdomades superiores conveniant, dominus deprehensus est, Cocktail nocens donatur quisquiliae quisquiliae dona. CrapThai chekily offert GM pileum qui super currum supererat superioribus diebus a GM sollicitans tunc reum obiectum iacit dicens "nolumus quod" A nota descendens cantus datur.
GM circuli GI Joe dat. Lepores ad glaciem Veneficus, Crap Thai , Sauce for the Goose , Burley Chassis vocantur. Dead Gump in circulo deprehensus loquitur et in situla glaciei ponitur. Circulus rogatur a cogitationibus pro hodie detrahe trahentium. Panzer dixit bene esse posse quod tunc temporis plus chartas cum illis afferre potest! Panzer Fister, paucas difficultates trahentium post schedulas inveniendas affirmavit. Vestigia bene posita valde bene ab omni multitudine suscepta est. Insigne carmen alacriter ab omnibus ad aestimationem leporum.
Burley Chassis servit ictus delectamenti vodka gelata, manu fabricata a Dirt Looney. 1 manu grato librarius traditus lacteus Piss. Illa quoque pedicas et tonicas ministrabat.
GM Veneficus circulum iterum accipit et ad omnium motuum denuntiat, raffle! Multa praemia amabilia et multa non tam amoena sed in magno hilaritate raffle numerorum conciliandorum evocantur. Cocktail primus victor est sed in opportunis articulis pro circulo sic in glacie ponitur. Aliae raffle victores sunt Bell End, Happy Survivor, Cookie Monster, Hairy Crack, Lady Squeeze my Tube, Duke of Puke (in situla glaciei positum) Stupid Kraut Cunt in glaciem cervisiam tenentem et sarcinam gerens induitur. Ridicule raffle egregie omnibus fruebatur, et cantus dictio tenus datur.
Circulus turbulentus dicitur ab Veneficus et circulus Airhead traditus. Lepores in glaciem Burley Chassis sedere rogantur, valde incommoditas in glacie sedentes spectantes. In more suo comedico stilo Imperator Airhead lepores de illic originum regione quaerit. Signum a leporibus cursoribus creatum quod apparenter si inventum dicitur hoc signum ad dolor cervisie aliter eskis cerevisia non aperiuntur donec signum in fine trahentium monstratur. Adnotatio datur leporibus.
Imperator Airhead tunc vocat digitum in glacie EA, ioculariter dicit Fingerless hic quaerit amorem apud TQ. Dirt Looney in glacie ponitur EA dicens Dirt Looney re vera esse viae Fingerless guide. Adnotatio cantusque datur Et sequentis vespere nobis digitulus ille Recedit, et nos omnes ei bene optamus.
Stupid Kraut Cunt in glaciem induit et ad Nullam receptus est. EA declarat quam sanus et venusta spectat. Turd Burglar in glacie induitur subucula Berolinensi a SKC constituto. Fairy Queen induit glaciem. Adnotatio tenus datur cantu.
EA. Ducem Puke in glacie cum Herring Choker ponit. HC lectiones canentes non bene Duke of Puke asserit se invitum studiosum esse. Sigillum Sucker (non praesens) nunc munus magistri canendi pro HC datum est. Adnotatio tenus datur cantu.
Veneficus circulum tradit ad Pussey Snatcher optime exhibitum et "aulam" valde facetum procedens fit. Variae functiones dantur ad circuli filium, digitus (fingerless) aulicus photographer, Sperm Polluter aulicus gofer, Dirt Looney notarius aulicus, Gangreen aulicus joculator, Veneficus pro reo glaciem induitur, pro celiae (Veneficus celiae clam possidens) et item ad cann. veneficus cervisiae fucatae latenter bibendae meae cerevisiae can. Veneficus tunc Wiards proni strepentibus campanis datur, ut quisque hic sibi ausu possit! Vigiles cerevisiae Arse Van Hole, et 1 aliae (nomen non notum) in glacie sunt ut hanc ausu mores permittant. Valde delectabile et facetum conatus a Pussy Snatcher ad ascendendum cum hac idea. Magnaeque notae genibusque datur.
Veneficus circulus ad Sperm Polluter tradit. 2 recognitiones datae Burley Chassis ut membrum Nullam et GI Joe pro 900 signo ups fiant. Adnotatio data est. Praemia shirt tunc in appretiationem Anguis Snake Bite, Patpom, Cookie Monster pro 100 currit. Bell End 600 fugit, Shy Tiger 50 fugit, domine, Lady Squeeze my Tube 20 lepores, Dragon 5 lepores, Cocktail 5 lepores. Adnotatio tenus datur cantu.
Veneficus circulum dat vellus Lifter. Omnes abominantur vocat Thailandiam ante proximam Lunae sedere in glacie. Omnes iter tutum volumus, et cito redeuntes expectamus. Adnotatio data est.
Veneficus circulus accipit et Burley Chassis in glacie ponit. Tum catervae paucas fabulas de BC ridiculas et ex uxore sua fabulas oblectantes dat. Burley Chassis natalis est et placenta datur et sane carmen natalis beati Hash stili traditur.
Lepores tunc ex more solito cantus circulis dare.
Sperm Polluter tunc sumit ultimum eventum vesperi pauci electi membra circuli rogantur ut eum ad ultimum descendentem cantum coniungant tunc Hadh solemne ab omnibus peragitur… claudendo Nullam aliquam memorabilem.
On On Lacteus Piss
The following is an online translation of the scribe report from Latin to English …
Pattaya Hash House Harriers - Run number 2014
Second day Of October 2023
Write secretaries Milky Piss
Our Great Master Wizard calls to form a circle, calls for silence and PH3 circles of excitement limbs and an immense expectation of the second antichrist circle, the sun in the distance west, in the dry, wet first evening. GM related starts.
GM hash evokes a crash, only two big crashes GI Joe and Jeanne Pierre head-fitting gear and toilet chairs are promised. Registration is given to the chant.
GM calls hash a folded garbage chair shown by a circle found after the previous weeks meet, the owner is caught, a guilty Cocktail is donated trash gifts. crashes cheekily offers a GM cap that has survived over the car in previous days kidnapping a GM then throws a guilty object saying "we don't want that" from the descending note of the song is given.
GM gives GI Joe a circle. Rabbits are called to the ice Wizard, Thai Crap , Sauce for the Goose , Burley Chassis. Dead Gump speaks of being caught in a circle and is placed in an ice bucket. The circle is requested by the devices for today pull off the trail. Panzer said it could be okay because at that time he can bring more cards with them! Panzer Fister, stated a few trail problems after finding the cards. Well-placed prints are very well undertaken by every population. The badge song is enthusiastic from everyone to the rating of rabbits.
Burley Chassis serves delicious shots of vodka jelly, hand-crafted by Dirt Looney. 1 hand grated portfolio of traditional Milky Piss. She also served traps and tonics.
The GM Wizard takes the circle again and announces it to everyone's movements, raffle! Many lovely prizes and many not so lovely but are evoked in a great buoyancy raffle of winning numbers. Cocktail is the first winner but is placed in the appropriate items for the circle so on ice. Other raffle winners are Bell End, Happy Survivor, Cookie Monster, Hairy Crack, Lady Squeeze my Tube, Duke of Puke (placed in an ice bucket) Stupid Kraut cunt holding onto an ice beer and wearing a pack. Ridiculously enjoyed the raffle brilliantly for everyone and the song is given as an expression of empathy.
A turbulent circle is called a wizard and a traditional airhead circle. Rabbits are asked to sit on The Burley ice Chassis, looking very uncomfortable sitting on the ice. In his more comedic style, Emperor Airhead asks rabbits about the country's origins there. A sign created by rabbits runners that apparently if found this is called a signal to a beer truck otherwise eskis beer will not be opened until the signal is displayed at the end of the trail. Registration is given to rabbits.
The airhead commander then calls Fingerless to the ice, jokingly says Fingerless here looking for love at TQ. Dirt Looney is placed on the ice saying that Dirt Looney is really a Fingerless road guide. Registration and singing is given And the following evening, that finger Retreats to us, and we all wish him well.
Stupid kraut Cunt is put on the ice and was welcomed to The Skate. He clarifies how healthy and vibrant he looks. Turd burglar is put on an ice T-shirt in berlin organized by SKC. Fairy Queen puts on ice. Registration is given to the song.
EA. Duke of Puke on the ice with a Herring Choker. HC singing lessons does not appreciate the Duke of Puke claim that he is an unwanted student. The Sucker seal (not present) has now been given the role of the singing teacher for HC. Registration is given to the song.
The wizard delivers a circle to the best presented Pussy Snatcher and becomes a very witty “court" proceeding. Various functions are given to the son circle, finger (fingerless) court photographer, Sperm polluter court gofer, Dirt Looney court reporter, gangreen court pranker, wizard for defendant is wearing ice, for brewery (secretly owning brewery Wizard)and item for cans. wizard of colored beer hidden from drinking my can beer. The wizard then Wards the hat with noisy bells, so everyone can sneak in here for themselves! Police beer Arse Van Hole, and 1 others (She’s The Boss) are on the ice to allow this sneaky behaviour. A very entertaining and witty attempt by Pussy Snatcher to come up with this idea. Noteworthy notes.
The Wizard circle delivers Sperm to The Polluter. 2 reviews given The Burley Chassis to become A Relay Member and GI Joe for 900 sign-ups. Registration is dated. Prizes shirt then runs Into the snake Snake Bite appraisal, Patpom, Cookie Monster for 100. Bell End runs 600, Shy Tiger runs 50, Lady Squeeze my Tube 20 rabbits, Dragon 5 rabbits, Cocktail 5 rabbits. Registration is given to the song.
The wizard gives a ring to a fleece Lifter. Call for all leavers from Thailand before next Monday to sit on ice. We all want a safe trip, and look forward to returning soon. Registration is dated.
The wizard takes a circle and puts Burley Chassis on the ice. Then the group gives a few funny stories about BC and entertaining stories from their wife. Burley Chassis has a birthday and is given a cake and of course a happy birthday song is handed over to hash style.
Rabbits then give out their usual singing hoops.
Sperm Polluter then takes the last episode of the evening a few chosen circle members are asked to join him for the final descending song then The Hash anthem is performed by everyone... closing another memorable Hash.
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