Well, I found this exactly 8kms Run hard work, despite little seriously challenging terrain. A combination of jet lag and lack of heat acclimatisation led to an unprecedented 4 hash crashes and a first ever event for me - loss of shoe...
The foregoing was duly rewarded by the GM in his usual introductory remarks by presentation of the worst fitting crash hat/helmet that I have ever worn.
Following hash trash and icing of hares, a review of this S__stic Whore King's Birthday Run was taken. Consensus was a good run, good food, no complaints and no one lost. In summary, a successful event!
Following the raffle, the GM handed over the Circle to Emporer Airhead who duly iced Hares Spatstic Whore King, Flemish Sick of Steve and Cookie Monster. A discussion followed on the relative merits of the Dutch and Flemish languages, and a mysterious missing machete.. A vote of thanks for the Hares and the ladies who prepared the fantastic food.
Next on the ice was unamed, 6th run Librarian Teacher John. Following some lewd comments about female underwear, it was resolved a naming ceremony for John would take place in the near future.
Emporer Airhead then greeted Paprika Smiley, PH3's ambassador at Hashes far and wide. Most recently destinations were Switzerland, Hungary and Norway (with VV), to be followed by various SE Asian countries in 3 week's time.
Before the GM handed over to Sperm Polluter for Awards , Emporer Airhead concluded with remarks about the forthcoming Oktoberfest, a missing pair of glasses and Night Rider's (lack of a) driving licence.
Awards this week ( from SP and GM):
1 Cookie Monster - 10 Hares
2 YMCA - 100 sign ups as sign up official
3 Seal Sucker - 400 short cuts
4 GI Joe - 900 runs last week. This unsung hero was given a commemorative plaque for his efforts over many years.
The GM , now warmed up and in good form, selected a series of victims to ice after presenting S. Whore King with no less than 3 cakes for his 71st birthday.
The Virgins Ronald, Peter and Erik were given a fairly easy time as was Milky Piss, despite writing his last run report in Latin...
W__ker of the week followed, with Seal Sucker handing over his title to Crap Thai, despite stiff competition from Duke of Puke.
Mr Tinkle, Sir Tinkle or Lord Tinkle? This was the concluding debate, between the Title holder, Herring Choker and the GM. A final decision will be reached after consultation between Herring Choker and Phnom Penh HHH.
Closing formalities followed, with an adapted version of "What shall we do with the drunken sailor" led by S__tic Whore King.
That's all for now.
See you next time.
On On Homebrew