Unfortunately, you're stuck with the same Scribe for 2 consecutive weeks. Despite a record 140 turnout for this Oktoberfest Run I drew the short straw as the only volunteer. But it's OK - at least I had a chair and was kindly assisted by Two Time, Wank-King's Wanker, Something Kinder, Pussy Snatcher and Pink Head.
The GM opened the 2nd Circle with a Hash etiquette reminder, followed by Hash crash (GI Joe and Anal Acrobat - injured foot unfortunately), Hash trash, and the raffle.
Next up Emperor Airhead, who invited to the ice or centre at various stages (1) the Hares (2) Sperm Polluter (3) the Costumed Serving Ladies (CSL's - see below) (4) Mia (5) Banana Split and V V. This was the 26th Oktoberfest run, following a long tradition in the Pattaya Hash. The Hares were thanked for doing a great job, as was Sperm Polluter, who had been on site since 10.30 am, and Stupid Kraut Kunt, the brains of the operation. Following on Emperor Airhead highlighted Mia (found The Pimp's glasses - last year's Oktoberfest), and Rotten Banana and VV (respectively first ever and current Brewmaster).
The GM then handed over to Sperm Polluter who gave recognition, but no awards, to Paprika Smiley, Duke of Puke, Eating Monster and Stupid Kraut Kunt.
The latter, at the invitation of the GM, then led the Hares for the special Oktoberfest Events, with prizes!
1. Most beer mats collected on Run - Winners Shy Tiger, Seal Sucker
2. Raffle - Winners included Minnie Mouse and Home Brew (despite the latter being labelled a loser by Pussy Snatcher..)
3. Tug of War - Scandi's Winners despite fierce resistance from Belgian, Brexit and American teams.
4. Miss Oktoberfest 2023 - Winner Cocktail Junior, runners up Cocktail, Shy Tiger, Ann and Fon.
The GM reiterated thanks to the Hares for putting so much time and money into the event - they were then duly iced together with Sperm Polluter. Finally all of today's Virgins were invited into the circle for more detailed profiles and voluntary icing - positive feedback from Perry, Chris, Ann, Fon, Garvey, Dominik, Markus and Nadine.
Then the Final Down down with non - Virgin first time visitors, including Gobblin' King, Soft Touch and Pecker Shaker. Singing was concluded with the Hares' Song (Country Road led by Mamasans Big Boy) and the Hash Hymn (led by the usual culprits!).
That's all for this week - can someone else take a turn next time?
Best wishes & On On Home Brew
[PH3 edit - Yes, please would someone else volunteer. We can accept a Scribe Report in amy native language.]