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PH3 Run 2061

Monday, 26 Aug 2024

Limp Dick B'day Run


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Food Provided By The Hares 😋
Hares: Bubbles, Happy Survivor, Papa Dick, She's The Boss
Scribe: Blow Lewinsky
Hash Flash: Mayo Queen (Run), YMCA (Circle)
Runners: 88

Total Hashers This Week - 88

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 57
Arse Van Hole (315), Asshole Too Loose (61), Ball Ringer (897), Bell End (633), Big Gulp (14), Billion Sucker (310), Bubbles (24), Car Licker (66), Chip Chip (158), Chuck The Fuck Up (65), Diaper Sniper (25), Dirt Looney (412), Don't Call Me Dick (54), Duchess Tadpole (755), Emperor Airhead (1657), Fattus Maximus (28), Flying Dick Truck Fucker (16), G.I. Joe (947), Gangreen (614), General Kidney Wiper (873), Ging Gang Goolies (183), Golden Rivet (371), Happy Survivor (264), Hoi Wan (238), Hot Hope (86), Istanbullshit (31), Khun Pee Pee (5), Kunta Kinte (14), Lady Squeeze My Tube (741), Leg Over (92), Lost Cause (403), Makes Me Come (5), Many Drinks (40), Maybe Sometime (9), Mayo Queen (324), Minnie Mouse (98), Miss Use Me (347), Papa Dick (116), Parisian Titty (158), Ping Pong (156), Sauce For The Goose (126), Seal Sucker (429), Sexy Butterfly (112), She's The Boss (270), Shithead (57), Sick Of Steve (59), Sir Arse-A-Holic (978), Slippery Frog Tongue (2), Sober As A Judge (12), Something Kinder (129), Something Stupid (164), Twinkle Dick (53), Two Time (495), V.V. (1120), Who The Fuck Am I (12), Whore In The Window (252), YMCA (146)
Returners - 20
Arse-Holeo (333), Banana Rider (38), Beauty Leo Please (25), Blow Lewinsky (73), Bullshitter (5), Eating Monster (49), Irregular Period (153), Jackal (296), Lady Drink (14), Mountain Flower (40), Muff Designher (4), No Banana (48), Prathompong Pinthong (2), Proposition (57), Shit Lips (91), Sir Velcro Dick (554), Something Clever (2), Telly Tubby (278), Wank-King's Wanker (506), Yanky Crank (42)
Visitors - 5
Clit The Clown (5), Full Moon (3), Headshot (5), John Pancini (1), Pinky (1)
Virgins - 6
Eide Njaal (1), Farm Girl (1), Magnus Anderson (1), Piatitaya Boonan (1), Sarunya Poowengkaen (1), Somjai Somkratwok (1)
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 0
Hash Namings - 4
Limp Dick Hash Name Was Changed To Papa Dick
Tony Pilson Was Given The Hash Name Maybe Sometime
Michael Louis Ross-Lang Was Given The Hash Name Bullshitter
Aamelle Leroy Was Given The Hash Name Something Clever
Birthdays - 1
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Ninja Princess (28 Aug)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 13
YMCAGM For The Day
G.I. JoeGM For The Day
NobodyHash Trash: Despite there being several items of Hash Trash, nobody was willing to sit on ice to get them back
Sir Arse-A-HolicHash Crash: Tripped and tumbled in the several kilometres of tapioca. Amazed there was only one.
Hot HopeHash Crash: Her weary legs just gave out under her and down she went. "Somebody had to do it", she said
JackalHash Crash: Couldn't quite hear but I think he said that he only crashed once. He's getting better
G.I. JoeHash Crash: Owned up to a stumble, since someone saw him. Claimed he was pushed... Squeeze!
Full MoonRaffle Hash Sinner: Brought her own drink (in a fancy cup) into the circle
Prathompong PinthongRaffle Hash Sinner: Wore his bum bag into the circle
BubblesRaffle Hash Sinner: Took a while to recognise the number. Unfortunately it wasn't his
Hot HopeRaffle Hash Sinner: Not sure why she was called in, but she did look good in the bucket
Don't Call Me DickPH3 First: Well a first for him, as with all the other FRB's away, he's mow the fastest on PH3. Seal Sucker is no competition, apparently
BullshitterWanker Of The Week: The A-site is on monastery grounds and he was spotted taking a leak near a shrine.. He lived up to his new name by decisively refuting the claim

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Blow Lewinsky

It was Limp Dicks birthday celebration hash and Y M C A opened the Hash in grand style with 82 hashers present, including virgins,who were introduced and
asked to come back into the circle later .
New shoes  were called out and Bubbles, showed us all how to drink a beer from a shoe ,indeed  two others also joined in the fun just like Cinderella having a ball 🏀.

YMCA then fully explained some rules about the eskas drinks. He explained when we come back from the Run only  water until the first runner comes back and then we can take soft drinks or beers  or if no runer then  84 minutes after we leave.
Also then you get back from the run you can take one beer open it at the side of the truck.
Also don't use the water for cleaning yourself if you're going to clean yourself take an empty bottle and use the water in the eskas.

The Hares Happy Survivers ,Shes the Boss , Bubbles and Limp  Dick (who got a name change later by E. A. H.)
to Papa Dick introduced what was expected.It was a fabulous location and the weather was fine the Hares indeed  were very very experienced and all led to a really good day for all connected with hashing.
Needless to say the food provided was a real feast for all  to return.

We didn't lose anyone on the well marked trail and the majority of everyone asked by J  I Joe, who took the second circle,said it was a good, long at times trail but very much enjoyed, well planned out and everything and everybody was happy.
The hash crashers were put on the ice .
Included in this , because  as he said ,his wife pushed him .was GM joe  Bull shit.
All good fun and merryment followed as the happy proud hasher were put on the ice  for  being Saints or sinners.
Emporia Air Head  took the circle and proceed to the naming ceremony of  Mike from the electrical porn industry  who may have been married to someone from Japan / China,Combodia or Vietnam and came to Thailand.
Was given the bullshitting name of Never Again to howls of laughter.  [PH3 Records Note: new Hash name is actually BULLSHITTER] 
Then  Tony from Norway/Sweden who had done 9 runs and some skydiving with some fun on Soi 6 was named 
Maybe Sometimes
Yankie kranie was welcomed  to the P H 3 along with wanking wanker  onto the ice ,as it was announced he said he had been busy with computer work ,had a stroke and a new girlfriend with other interests keep them from hashing.Bull stuff indeed.
The daughter of something stupid was asked to be on the ice to be named Something Clever,also as previous mentioned Limp dick , founder of the Dick family was renamed Pappa Dick.

Banana Rider and her friend Big Girl were asked to take the circle and find people who had not had the honoured privilege of sitting on the ice and getting a free drink.
Of course her husband was first up,well he deserves the best. Also Head Sop was iced as many others  with 
Mountain flower in the bucket again to roars of laughter from the crowd  ... Seal Sucker ,who for a change didn't win today ,asked why his decarboxylation was  explained though the sound of happy laughter as the number one rule is there are no rules .he declared.with also Don't call me Dick .a young man all being iced in invited to join in the fun with a cool seat on the ice.
The 3 vessel beautiful Virgins were invited back to the circle and thought our translor said they really enjoyed the day would definitely be back ,if someone paid.
V v got the circle laughing when he took the circle  and called a number of people into the iced seating area..for the the 
Wanker of the week award

G I Joe  said towards the end of the glorious evening hashers remember that your personal choice for the way home and that if you drink 🍺 beer  on the bus you may get into trouble with the police .

The hash hymn was sang; sweet low sweet chariot coming for to carry me home.

I look over the A site and so many happy faces all having had a great day ....thank you one and all for coming along and a big thank to the organization and those behind the scenes for doing a fantastic job.

On on Blowy


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