It was Limp Dicks birthday celebration hash and Y M C A opened the Hash in grand style with 82 hashers present, including virgins,who were introduced and
asked to come back into the circle later .
New shoes were called out and Bubbles, showed us all how to drink a beer from a shoe ,indeed two others also joined in the fun just like Cinderella having a ball 🏀.
YMCA then fully explained some rules about the eskas drinks. He explained when we come back from the Run only water until the first runner comes back and then we can take soft drinks or beers or if no runer then 84 minutes after we leave.
Also then you get back from the run you can take one beer open it at the side of the truck.
Also don't use the water for cleaning yourself if you're going to clean yourself take an empty bottle and use the water in the eskas.
The Hares Happy Survivers ,Shes the Boss , Bubbles and Limp Dick (who got a name change later by E. A. H.)
to Papa Dick introduced what was expected.It was a fabulous location and the weather was fine the Hares indeed were very very experienced and all led to a really good day for all connected with hashing.
Needless to say the food provided was a real feast for all to return.
We didn't lose anyone on the well marked trail and the majority of everyone asked by J I Joe, who took the second circle,said it was a good, long at times trail but very much enjoyed, well planned out and everything and everybody was happy.
The hash crashers were put on the ice .
Included in this , because as he said ,his wife pushed him .was GM joe Bull shit.
All good fun and merryment followed as the happy proud hasher were put on the ice for being Saints or sinners.
Emporia Air Head took the circle and proceed to the naming ceremony of Mike from the electrical porn industry who may have been married to someone from Japan / China,Combodia or Vietnam and came to Thailand.
Was given the bullshitting name of Never Again to howls of laughter. [PH3 Records Note: new Hash name is actually BULLSHITTER]
Then Tony from Norway/Sweden who had done 9 runs and some skydiving with some fun on Soi 6 was named
Maybe Sometimes
Yankie kranie was welcomed to the P H 3 along with wanking wanker onto the ice ,as it was announced he said he had been busy with computer work ,had a stroke and a new girlfriend with other interests keep them from hashing.Bull stuff indeed.
The daughter of something stupid was asked to be on the ice to be named Something Clever,also as previous mentioned Limp dick , founder of the Dick family was renamed Pappa Dick.
Banana Rider and her friend Big Girl were asked to take the circle and find people who had not had the honoured privilege of sitting on the ice and getting a free drink.
Of course her husband was first up,well he deserves the best. Also Head Sop was iced as many others with
Mountain flower in the bucket again to roars of laughter from the crowd ... Seal Sucker ,who for a change didn't win today ,asked why his decarboxylation was explained though the sound of happy laughter as the number one rule is there are no rules .he declared.with also Don't call me Dick .a young man all being iced in invited to join in the fun with a cool seat on the ice.
The 3 vessel beautiful Virgins were invited back to the circle and thought our translor said they really enjoyed the day would definitely be back ,if someone paid.
V v got the circle laughing when he took the circle and called a number of people into the iced seating area..for the the
Wanker of the week award
G I Joe said towards the end of the glorious evening hashers remember that your personal choice for the way home and that if you drink 🍺 beer on the bus you may get into trouble with the police .
The hash hymn was sang; sweet low sweet chariot coming for to carry me home.
I look over the A site and so many happy faces all having had a great day ....thank you one and all for coming along and a big thank to the organization and those behind the scenes for doing a fantastic job.
On on Blowy