Total Hashers This Week - 100

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Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

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Awards This Run

Mai Mao
5 Hared Runs

Drag Queen
100 Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Home Brew

Conditions for Run 2136 were looking good, although the large hill looming in the background did not. So proved to be the case as two ascents of the same and 8 kms later I was not feeling particularly well to record the events in the circle…
The Wizard, GM, opened the proceedings with lost property and Hash Crashes; namely Tom Boy, Car Licker and Sir Arse-A-Holic. The GM then added himself and No More Cum to the list, the latter having fallen off his chair during the Circle.
The Hares were then called into the Circle; Phil the Pill, Slo Flo Jo, Panzer Fister and Mai Mao. As indicated above, a 8-9 kms Trail with plenty of deviation and a flat part in the middle. Comments by runners/walkers included difficult, great up and down, perfect, back checks challenging but good, checks brought groups back together again, a lot of work to set up with 2 separate Trails, enjoyed it, well marked, great walk. The GM thought this was a great Trail with plenty of paper - well done.
After the raffle Emperor Airhead took over proceedings and called the Hares back in to congratulate them for a great job and good location. Panzer Fister and Mai Mao were thanked for 3 years attendance and being great Hashers. Phil the Pill was reminded this was his second attempt at being a Hare and the first had been a disaster. So this time Slo Flo Jo and Mai Mao set the Trail and the men just laid the paper out.
Disco Dick, Slime Ball, Ginger Balls and his father were then invited by Emporer Airhead into the Circle, for the latter to be named Ginger Dick.
Conversations followed with Anal Cheese, TV, Eating Monster and Kaleigh, who was named Icy Bottom Trucker.
Back to the GM for Awards shirts to Paprika Smiley, 300 Runs, Mai Mao, 5 Hared Runs and Drag Queen, 100 runs and 3 years Beer Police.
Then over to Scar W/2Ts who proceeded to ice Disco Dick, the 3 Virgins (who either loved it or are coming back), Dead Gump from Brazil, No More Cum and Beetroot Head (who was reminded he was no longer a FRB!).
The GM reminded the Circle of a Mismanagement Meeting on Wednesday 4 February at The Sports Bar, New Plaza and then talked to 3 new faces ; Mike, visiting "on business" with Pig A Dildo (from N England), and Keith from Manchester - on tour in SE Asia. They were all thanked for coming.
Before the closing ceremony (which included the Hares singing a special version of "Those Were the Days" dedicated to Glass Cow), the GM asked Virgin Sheena why the colour of her newly purchased Hash shirt had mysteriously changed colour. It transpired she had secretly swopped a blue one for a black one. Result - one unsellable stretched blue Hash shirt!

That's all from me.
See you next time.
On On Home Brew

Hares' Song

I've got the clap again
(Melody - Those Were the Days)
Sung by Phil The Pill, Sperm Polluter & Fattus Maximus

Once upon a time I was a Hasher,
Used to down a San Miguel or two,

Remember how I laughed away the hours,
Dreaming of the whore's that I would screw.

Every Monday evening I'd go Hashing,
Sometimes I'd short cut along the way,

But I'd always stay late at the On-On bar,

Where you'd often hear a Hasher say:

CHORUS:
I've got the clap again, I really should refrain, from Kubla and New Plaza Sport bar too.
I've got the pills to use, I must lay off the booze, I've got the clap, oh yes, I've got the clap.

One night to the Hash there came a beauty,
A thing that's quite unusual to do.
But something made me think this girl was different, It must have been the tattoos on her boobs.

She wore hot pants and see-through T-shirt, Sipped her beer through rosy choo-choo lips.
All the men began to get excited, At the sight of that young lady's swollen tits.

Five o'clock hashmaster got his horn out, Everybody else put their's away.
Then I got myself into position, Where I could see her lovely buttocks sway.
She short-cut and I short-cut behind her, Wondering if tonight I'd be in luck.
Heard her calling "On-On" from the bushes, And I knew right then that we were going to fuck.

CHORUS:
I've got the clap again, I really should refrain, from Kubla and New Plaza Sports bar too. I've got the pills to use, I must lay off the booze, I've got the clap, oh yes, I've got the clap.

This girl showed me that she was no novice, Her repertoire of tricks sure made me sweat.
I came, she came, then we came together, And our juices flowed till we were soaking wet.

Made our way back finally to the circle, Watching smiling faces turning green.
Could it be that they were only jealous,
Or could it be they knew she wasn't clean?

CHORUS:
I've got the clap again, I really should refrain, from Kubla and New Sport Plaza bar too.
I've got the pills to use, I must lay off the booze, I've got the clap, oh yes, I've got the clap.

Drove her home that night, she lived in Pattaya, Arranged that this should be a regular thing.
But then one week later at the On-On, I took a piss and felt that tell-tale sting.
Now Dr. Perez has a Monday practice, He's got a special clinic on the Hash.
So that we all can have our weekly check-ups, And find out just what caused that nasty rash.

CHORUS
I've got the clap again, I really should refrain, from Kubla and New Plaza Sports bar too. I've got the pills to use, I must lay off the booze, I've got the clap, oh yes, I've got the clap