The Rock OnOn Scribe
Milky Piss
This weeks PH3 A-site on this Beautiful Day is set beneath a canopy of a Nut Bush grove. Although only 40 minutes Slow Ride Journey from Sin City, some Dust In The Wind on the track road and its out in the Styx. It was no Free Ride, So for those Foreigner folk who couldn’t make it I Wish You Were Here. Welcome To The Jungle once more. In the Limelight the evenings procedures Start. Before The Wizard became Comfortably Numb, Under Pressure he calls approximately 100 Hashers to form the customary circle and Come Together. It always Feels Like The First Time, a great atmosphere Can You Feel It In The Air Tonight and A Whole Lot Of Love was felt, is noted as the trail seemed popular, Satisfaction you might say, some Can’t Get Enough and also much alcohol already consumed, One Bourbon One Scotch One Beer. The GM slightly Paranoid before coming Crazy On You all, being no More Mister Nice Guy, Shout once more to form up, still not all of the unruly crowd take heed, before the Mob Rules and were too Hard To Handle with one more Rebel Yell and slightly agitated voice the GM finally after thinking he was in the Land Of Confusion, gets his “perfect” circle. Round And Round.
• The GM calls Hash Crash as usual A Walk On The Wild Side means a few crashes, feeling a-bit Thunderstruck Spastic Whore King, Diesel Dick, Drag Queen, Happy Survivor a mix of Day Trippers and Fortunate Son’s not to get hurt to be still Alive And Kicking and have no More Of A Feeling. A Down Down song is sung.
• Hash Trash is called by the GM. A bundle of hanging paper was found on trail, enough to make a Paper Plan, it appeared to be left from previous hashing groups… FreeWilly was blamed so Scar W2Ts was placed on the ice in his FW absence. He took it with a Heart of Gold. A towel found a few weeks ago, was given to Vietnamese Violator for cleaning the beer truck. A note was sung.
• The GM calls the hares on to the ice. Herring Choker and Shy Tiger. The circle were then asked what they thought of the trail. No one Looked Back In Anger. Or were Cryin A superb A site and a great run was noted by the audience. The FRBs appeared to be very happy with trail but they are Born To Run. Toy Boy, Goosey Goosey Gobbler, Spastic Whore King, Sick O’Steve, Window Wanker GI Joe all asked of their thoughts on the trail. GI Joe stated it was too short, Hey Joe! A note was sung for the hares
• The GM The Iron Man he is calls for the raffle. Some of the circle seemed slightly Dazed and Confused , with Communication Breakdown YMCA getting his raffle number wrong was sat on the ice like a Fool In The Rain. 8 Prizes won by some of the following, Leg Over, Panzer Fister, Nutcracker, Irregular Period, Bell End, Yankee Crank, Om from Bangkok , Miss Use Me. A note was sung for the winners.
• The GM calls Emperor Airheads circle. Take it Easy on them we hope. EA states the hares have no friends being The Joker he is. Because they want to do the Hare all on their own. EA asks Seal Sucker if he was hurt. I Feel Fine sir he states. It appeared the owner of the A site wasn’t too happy about not being asked permission to use his land. Lucky he wasn’t a Creep. Lost Cause saved the day by talking to the owner. Such a Mad World. A note for the hairs. Paprika Smiley called to the ice gives a story about Egypt Hashing and that he likes to go to troubled places to hash. Get It On, PS going to Australia together the Hammersley Hash, staying in Gasman’s house. PS being a great ambassador for the Hash. A note for Paprika Smiley. Mini Mouse and Ryan on the ice he has 15 runs and no hash name yet… questions about history a name coming soon. Maybe a Bad Moon Rising for him. A note is sung for both.
• The GM call Scar W2Ts to take the circle. A Wind Of Change as he calls the virgins to the centre, noted they are all wearing Hash shirts ScarW2Ts is very pleased with this and also they will come they say. Get Back virgins. Can’t Get Enough we hope. A note for the virgins is sung. She’s The Boss is put in the bucket for interrupting Scar W2Ts. A note for him. Lady Squeeze My Tube is sat on the ice for misdirection Really Got Me she’s thinking to GI Joe. He is putting the bucket. A note for the happy couple. GI Joe thinking A Strange Kinda Woman. It was spotted that the FRBs were sprinting at the end of the trail Seal Sucker beaten by half a metre by Anal Acrobat the Speed King, Its a Mean Street out there.. that’s what it’s like Runnin With The Devil.
• The GM takes the circle once more Into The Void. A Kind Of Magic falls to the circle. I’ve been Holding Out For A Hero and the hash hero’s are announced. Turn Me Over 25 runs and 5 years to get the award. GM in the Still Of The Night is not happy with the amount of hashers singing the down down songs, I thought Here We Go Again and gives warning of punishment Straight For The Heart, Drag Queen 50 runs. Shy Tiger 5 hared runs. Crap Thai, Mount Me, YMCA are sat on the ice for their time and effort for the PH3 for sign ups and Crap Thai taking over the accounts. Simply The Best. Jokingly the GM says to the group , he wonders when CT will buy a new house as the other two on the ice with him have both bought houses recently “corruption” A note is sung for the hash heros.
• The GM calls Hush to the circle then calls Crap Thai, Dead Gump, Window Wanker, Paprika Smiley, My Girl Friend Knows I’m Gay , all sat on the ice like Perfect Strangers. Its Wanker of the week. CP on the ice for being wanker of the week last time. You Fool No One, WW on the ice for being left behind at the Jungle A site, DG on the ice for claiming he was British the week before. MGFKIG was heard asking what the dark side of Pattaya was like after coming here for over 40 trips. Waiting For An Alibi and Living On A Prayer they’re all hoping it’s not their turn for wanker of the week. Before they Runaway, Dead Gump a real Wild One, is chosen by the crowd as wanker of the week, feeling Mistreated he might have a Bad Reputation, he is crowned with the wooden spoon. Dead Gump shouts out God Save the King !
• The GM calls for the hares to sing us a song … disappointingly they haven’t prepared a song. Scar W2Ts saves the day and performs is master piece of Singing in the rain, the hash crowd all join in and is enjoyed by all.
• The GM being a Simple Man, With Every Breath You Take announces the Eskis to close by the beer Police. 13 beer down downs are prepared and 13 hashing souls are chosen for the final down down song. The Hash hymn like a Bohemian Rhapsody is sung and another PH3 closes until next time. Nothing Else Matters but to board the buses and gather at the On On bar for Whiskey In The Jar O” on the Highway To Hell……
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