Disneyland eh, the happiest place on earth? Precisely what part of the magic kingdom we had washed up in wasn’t made clear. Yesterdayland perhaps. Genuine public conveniences added a touch of glamour, but only a touch.
Very hot afternoon. Trail went from 1 rubbish dump to the next. Saw a derelict Mickey Mouse along the way. Like most of PH3, he’d seen better days. Then through tapioca plantations and up a number of dry gulches. Many thanks to Drinks Like a Girl who hauled my fat arse out of a particularly deep ravine. Thanks buddy. The favour will be neither forgotten nor returned. Walkers got back a long while before the first runners, so a long wait for the first beer. A sprinting rat-pack of racists, including Seal Sucker, Fleece Lifter and Hard On crossed the finish line first, confirming them as total losers.
Circle up! Ging Gang Gooley, proudly displaying his magnificent physique, was told to put a shirt on or sit on the ice. He donned a TShirt. Hash Crash! Spastic Whore King, GI Joe (as usual), Whore in the Window (claimed he was pushed). Mountain Flower. What was her injury? Gash! was the suggestion.
Lost property! VV’s beard peg and Nahee Man’s THB39 shades. For which he went in the bucket for coming into the circle with beer, bag and bonnet. Hope it was worth it!
Run reports! 1 Shot - a good walk. YMCA-tough ravines.Ball Ringer-very good A-site. Happy Virgin-OK. Nahee Man-excellent run. Diesel Dick-great walk. High compliments also from Fleece Lifter, Shit Lips and Banana Rider.
Raffle winners YMCA (vodka), Russell (wine), Stupid Kraut Kunt (biscuits) sat on ice for bringing a beer into the circle. Vios 3 beers. Nut (cooking oil) sat on ice for bag in the circle. Crap Thai took the fanny pack and Something Kinda got the gherkins. Duke of Puke got pasta and sauce. Emperor Airhead was called in, he thought to run the circle, but no, got iced for following trail the wrong way on a motorbike. His floundering on the ice reminded your scribe of current POTUS attempting to climb the steps to AirForceOne. Airhead for President? Not sure. Also awarded wanker of the week. Airhead’s circle! Very impressed with our upgrade to business. Any a hasher needed to do could be done in a proper dunny. Hares superhero (VV) and super girl (2 Times) on ice. Lost Cause duly thanked for making the A-site possible. She had done the paperwork with City Hall, and had talked to a lady man. Well done! Sad tale of Fingerless’s most recent return to England. Showed up at the office to resume work to finance his next debauch in Pattaya, only to find he’d been fired. Night Rider lost the use of his arm by falling asleep on it. Will try acupuncture.
Ann from the Buffalo Bar to be named. Clarence? Rejected. Also Clarissa. Eating Monster! Reckons she could beat Brotherly Love in a pie eating contest. Bold claim!
Nice green PH3 tshirt with map of all the places GI Joe has got lost in.
Shit for Brains, visiting from Phuket, no H3 shirt. On the ice. Has been hashing since 1989. Incredible! Blamed wife Tits for Brains. Pathetic! opted to wear the borrowed PH3 shirt rather than sit in the bucket. Only to discover the shirt needed rinsing and had sewn-up sleeves.
Soap dodgers all in a tizz over KC III (and no Sunshine Band) getting coronated, whatever that means.
Niko from Slovenia iced. Heading off to Buriram next week. Profession, waiter. Get me a beer you cunt!
Sperm Polluter’s circle. 50 runs to Shit Lips and Dragon. No Banana 53rd birthday tomorrow. Final down down and more beer and bullshit at Hustler’s.
On on ShitHead