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PH3 Run 2037

Monday, 11 Mar 2024

St. Paddy's Day Run


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Hares will be providing food 🥗, music 🎼 and Irish whiskey 🥃
Hares: Blow Lewinsky, Golden Rivet, Kee Mah, Pole Fucker, Tampax
Scribe: Milky Piss
Hash Flash: Mayo Queen (Run), YMCA (Circle)
Runners: 100

Total Hashers This Week - 100

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 65
Absolutely No Fucking Idea (227), Anal Cheese (145), Ball Ringer (878), Beauty Leo Please (14), Beetroot Head (188), Bell End (621), Bell Star (98), Car Licker (42), Chuck The Fuck Up (47), Crap Thai (107), Dirt Looney (388), Disco Dick (5), Don't Call Me Dick (30), Dragon (76), Eating Monster (39), Emperor Airhead (1633), Fattus Maximus (9), Ferry Queen (81), Fleece Lifter (116), Fuzzy Lure (216), G.I. Joe (923), Gangreen (591), Ging Gang Goolies (172), Golden Rivet (356), Hamburger Whorehouse (30), Happy Survivor (240), Happy Virgin (35), Herring Choker (103), Hoi Wan (224), Hot Hope (68), Irregular Period (132), Kee Mah (283), Lady Squeeze My Tube (717), Lost Cause (388), Mayo Queen (305), Milky Piss (39), Minnie Mouse (74), Necrophilia Night Rider (385), Noodles (21), Panzer (59), Panzer Fister (64), Parou Parou (72), Ping Pong (134), Piss On It (48), Pole Fucker (136), Scar W/2Ts (391), Sexy Butterfly (94), She's The Boss (248), Shy Tiger (76), Sick Of Steve (46), Sir Arse-A-Holic (956), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (984), Something Kinder (108), Something Stupid (142), Sperm Bank (20), Sperm Polluter (313), Stool Mover (53), Stool Stealer (4), Tampax (569), Telly Tubby (262), The Wizard (345), Two Time (472), V.V. (1101), Whore In The Window (229), YMCA (122)
Returners - 29
Arse-Holeo (330), Atomic Muff Diver (61), Billion Sucker (300), Blow Lewinsky (68), Charley's Angel (6), Demon Dragon (41), Double Dutch Cunt (15), Fingerless (74), Flatulence (93), Gin Tonic (45), Goosey Goosey Gobbler (90), Hairy Crack (30), Jackal (286), Laughing Bird (23), Manchester City (3), Many Drinks (21), Marathon Man (217), Milky Way (26), Mineless Cunt (148), Mountain Flower (38), Odd Job (470), Papa Dick (99), Pink Head (57), Ratso-Eel-Sniffer (190), Sexy Mountain (99), Splinter Dick (61), Squeals Like A Pig (22), Stupid Kraut Cunt (337), Who Cut The Cheese (61)
Visitors - 5
Bubbles (1), Istanbullshit (19), Mai Wing Tong (11), Monica Lewinsky (8), Never Cum Back (1)
Virgins - 1
Benyapa Pongpanya (1)
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

The one exception to this policy will be those with duplicate run records can approach us when they're close to achieving a run award. At that time we will merge the records so the run award reflects all their runs with the PH3.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 3
Kee Mah Was Congratulated For 20 Hared Runs With The PH3
Blow Lewinsky Was Congratulated For 10 Hared Runs With The PH3
Billion Sucker Was Congratulated For 300 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 1
Simon Slater Was Given The Hash Name Disco Dick
Birthdays - 0

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 20
BubblesHash Crash: Slipped and stumbled but not at all humbled
YMCAHash Crash: His weak ankles got the better of him
Don't Call Me DickHash Crash: Head planted down a slope a few metres from start of trail
Sick Of SteveHash Crash: He tried to run and fell down
Demon DragonHash Crash: Fell off her chair
Piss On ItHash Crash: Just took a tumble
Beetroot HeadHash Trash: Left his chair at the A-Site last week. Foolishly trusted Jellobut to look after it
Dirt LooneyHash Trash: Dropped his manky little towel on trail. Thanks for picking it up and not littering the trail
The HaresHash Trash: Dropped 2 cans of paint on trail1 red one, one white but none on the bloody sticks man
Gin TonicRaffle Hash Sinner: Managed to remove her phone and earphones but forgot her bum bag
Beauty Leo PleaseRaffle Hash Sinner: Brought her beer and bum bag into the circle
Manchester CityRaffle Hash Sinner: Yet another bum bag wearer
Something StupidAirhead Award: Received a coveted plaque to recognise the outstanding work he has done as Rags Master
FingerlessReturner: Welcome back to PH3 from UK. You can stop dreaming of your old 'cubicle girls'
V.V.Hash Saint: Received a special 100th Run Award. Many thanks from all at PH3 for your continued efforts
Monica LewinskyHash Sinner: No Hash shirt
Blow LewinskyHash Sinner: Sent to the bucket for NOT buying his wife a Hash shirt
Ferry QueenHash Sinner: Bucketed for continual talking in the background throughout the circle
Happy VirginWanker Of The Week: Wanted to pay for the 200 baht Boat Tript with a QR code at the A-site. No ATM's in the jungle
Dirt LooneyHash Sinner: Ordered a new camera battery but it didn't arrive in time for today's run. So, few photos at the end

Awards This Run

Kee Mah
20 Hared Runs
Blow Lewinsky
10 Hared Runs
Billion Sucker
300 Runs

NOTE: Scribe Reports are written for your entertainment and are a work of fiction.
Any resemblance to actual people and events is purely coincidental.

Scribe Report by Milky Piss

The Vastness Of The Universe By Jolas Hallgrimsson

Scribe:  Milky Piss run 2037 Icelandic version 

er hraðagarður ljóssins, sem Guð fleygir frá smiðju óreiðu. Ég svíá vængjasveiflunum en vindinn yfir slóðum pulsandi stjarna. Hraðari! hraðar! að finna staðinn þar sem alheimsbylgjur hrynja á land: til að varpa akkeri fyrir þessari tómu strönd, þessi fjarlægu landamæri og lokaáfangi skapaðra hluta:

jaðar himins. Ég horfði á stjörnurnar í móðurkviði æskunnar rísa úr kyrrlátum straumum himinsins, fús til að láta milljón ára hlaupa í gegnum bláinn þinn. Seinna flöktuðu þeir dauflega á bak við mig, ég hljóp á brún heimanna. Ég horfði með áhyggjufullum augum um mig: 

nú var ég að stýra í gegnum stjörnulaus tómarúm. Hraðari! hraðar! til að finna staðinn þar sem Ekkert ríkir og brjálæðislega óreiðu, beygja mig á ljósvængi, stýra í átt að höfn með stöðugu hugrekki. Þegar ég þeytist 

í gegnum dimman gráma, lendi ég í skýjum af geimryki. Fyrir aftan mig heyri ég, þögguð í fjarska, dimma drer af deyjandi sólum. Allt í einu kemur eitthvað snöggt í átt að tómri nótt ---mynd sem segir: "Vertu, ó ferðalangur

 þreyttur á flugi! Segðu mér, flakkari --- hverju ertu að leita?" "Leið mín liggur inn í þá heima sem þú kemur frá! Flug mitt er ætlað til þessara fjarlægu stranda, þessi fjarlægu landamæri og lokaáfangi skapaðra hluta: --- jaðar himins." "Hættu leit þinni, farþegi! Ljúktu tilgangslausu ráfi þinni um eterúrgang! Veistu að framundan þér er ekkert nema óendanleg svæði endaleysis." "Hættu leit þinni, farþegi! Ljúktu

 tilgangslausu ráfi þinni um eterúrgang! Á bak við mig liggja líka straumar stjarna og óendanlegt, tómt endaleysi." Ó ímyndunarafl í arni! Hættu að svífa, farðu niður til jarðar! Ó, snöggur ferðamaður, stórhættulegt skáld: þreyttu á að skapa, kastaðu akkeri þínu hér!

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