PH3 Run Report No. 2038 March 18 2024
The First Circle
A good group of hashers including runners, walkers and beer hunters gathered in fine weather at the run site. A new shoes beer down down was awarded to Squeeze but she wasted most of it.
After a few wise words from the GM, the Wizard, the pack set out in earnest.
The 2nd circle: Lost Property:
Hash Trash awarded for a lost pair of glasses to Happy Virgin.
A strap on for a dildo was also found but nobody claimed it.
Hash Crash:
GI Joe, Any Cock'll Do and Eating Monster were given toilet seats helmets, etc.
Short Cutters: Hash Shit Contenders:
Happy Survivor, Eating Monster and Piss On It. The GM berated them for cutting through a tapioca field and upsetting the farmers.
The Hares: The Trail
VV and wife, Two Time were put on ice while the GM sought comments from the pack.
Ball Ringer - OK trail; Scar - Loved a hot sweaty run; Womb Broom - good; GI Joe - excellent.
The Rafle:
Some of the winners were: Really Sadistic Bastard, Shy Tiger, Lost Cause, Supervirgin, T.V., Boom Boom, Mount Me, etc.
Air Head Takes the Circle:
Hares on ice followed by Super Virgin and Mamasans Big Boy who were a large father and son. Together they were able to hide the middle seat on their flight. Big Boy had to pay a ladyboy a ransom for a lost phone.
Night Rider iced for getting a new girlfriend so, no more Soi 6.
Scar withTwo Teeth:
Put a French guy (Asshole Too Loose) on ice for jumping the queue on the climbing section of the run. On the hash boat trip Disco Dick and Happy Survivor were iced for swimming to a Russian boat and dancing with Commies.
Dipso Dick was then in the bucket for putting trash in the beer bucket on the boat.
Hash Heroes and Birthdays:
The GM commended Squeeze my Tube for organising the boat trip. Beetroot Head had a 49th birthday and the GM made a cake on his head. VV awarded for haring 230 runs. Bubbles also had a birthday.
Lucky Stroke – 25 runs; Out of Order – 50 runs. Dirt Looney - No award but highly recognized.
Hash Shit Awards: Wanker of the Week:
Ferry Queen pretended his girlfriend was not a virgin; No More Cum for not registering the boat trip;
Happy Virgin trying to pay for the boat trip with a phone. Skippy Killer for not bringing any food or booze on the boat. The pack voted Ferry Queen be awarded Wanker of the Week.
The Hares Song:
True to form, VV failed to organise a song, so Sperm Polluter sang “Balls to Your Partner” and then organised “The Final Down Down” and the Hash hymn. The GM declared “End of Circle.”
The On On bar at Nicky's was excellent as per usual.
On On Testicles