Firstly, a big thanks to Fleece Lifter and Fattus Maximus for leading the Circle for the past two weeks.
After the last trash that I scribed I met up with Fattus Maximus a few days later at the Full Moon Run where he told me delightedly that his name had appeared no less than 3 times in my scribblings. I was tempted, therefore, to produce a whole page reading Fattus Maximus, Fattus Maximus, Fattus Maximus etc but I thought it might not be good for his heart.
However, while on this, rather large, subject, I was amused to hear FM saying in the first circle that he had “filled two slots this morning”. Having a mind like a sewer I initially thought he was boasting of his sexual prowess but I realized he was referring to the hareline which apparently is now “gold” so, Beetroot Head, there is no need to rush back.
There was a welcome return by Antique. When asked how he was he replied, after a lengthy pause, that he was still alive which I suppose at his age is something of an achievement.
Fleece Lifter was standing in for the absent GM who is looking after the TQ in Airhead’s absence. I wonder if the TQ staff all have to line up for roll call and kit checking at 1pm every day?
Something Stupid was a happy man as he had two new designs of T shirts to sell – thanks Burley Chassis.
For the record She’s the Boss was first home from the Walkers followed by a French contingent who had saved Slippery Frog Tongue from going round the trail again. Mudcracker led the runners with Boring Wanker and Speedo Pete close behind.
The Circle
Flying Dick Truck Fucker was keen to get a free beer so sat on the ice even before proceedings began.
There were no hash crashes despite, I heard, some “technical” stuff for the runners at the start.
Hash Trash reunited Jingle Balls with his glasses that he didn’t even realise he had lost. He came into the circle with headphones, and bum bag and a phone in his pocket so was an early candidate for the bucket.
There was some great singing during the circle especially for the DD songs – thanks to all the guys who contributed.
FL passed the circle to GI Joe who iced the hares as per normal and took soundings around the circle for the run. When challenged whether he himself had short cut GI Joe replied that he had just taken an “alternative route”. Hmmm.
The general opinion was that the run was good – despite Seal Sucker being involved. The best bits were assumed to have been set by Testicles.
For the Raffle Black Panther did the drawing from a very fetching new laundry bag (sorry, “hash ticket bucket”). As per usual Something Kinder won. I wonder if she has the same luck with the National Lottery? Minnie Mouse was the last prize winner and she bounced into the Circle almost wetting her pants with excitement.
With Airhead AWOL Fattus Maximus stood in saying he still wasn’t feeling too good after his drinking session on Saturday afternoon/evening/night.
He iced the hares and then serenaded them with “Don’t you want me Dragon” which was most amusing.
Night Rider had to sit down. It was a non DD as he hadn’t lost his bicycle/keys/wallet/girl friend/boy friend. Must be a record.
FM then offered name changes for anyone who wanted one for THB1000. No takers. 500 – no takers. 100? A certain DS was almost out of his chair when FM moved on.
Sir Really Sadistic Bastard sang the old Rolf Harris song – slightly adapted “Two little gays..”
Fleece Lifter took the Circle back and got all the Dicks on the ice. Two Pricks was included.
The song went like this, “It’s a small Dick after all… “. Great stuff.
Dick the Boy Wonder took a guest spot and iced all those who went to Yogyakarta Interhash. He announced that the next one will be in Kuching in July 2028. (Boring hash fact, I went on the last one there back in 2010).
HIV was iced but then bucketed for bringing in his own beer. There was a long story about his medical history followed by the song “He’s got the clap again…”
Recognitions: GI Joe bucketed Fleece Lifter for 10 hared runs (not 5).
Things got a bit hazy after this. All the Norwegians were iced followed by a group of ladies - Happy Survivor, Sauce for the Goose, Minnie Mouse and that girl whose name I can never remember – Two Big Beautiful somethings - while Arseholeo got put in the bucket for talking. Then the visitors and returnees were called in but finally it was the Hash Song with the hares helpfully passing around printed notes with the chorus on them.
Then it was time for the Final DD, the hash anthem and off to the Quickie Bar. Someone was overhead saying he liked a quickie which caused Spastic Hawkins to remark that most of us were probably too old for a quickie these days - sadly true I fear but one can always enjoy the view and the cold beers.
And so it was – On On Shit Lips