Furtum Manifestum
Scribe Report run 2058
Milky Piss
A strange title for a scribe report? Yes indeed it is.
Why you may ask? Or rather what does it mean.
“Furtum Manifestum" is a Latin word meaning “open theft” used in Ancient Roman law. It refers to theft in which the person is caught in the act.”
Beer thieves! Beware! You’ve been caught.
Fleece Lifter stepping up to the GM’s position. In the absence of the GM The Wizard.
FL calls the circle to form. He then calls VV to do the hash trash handouts. To the fallen.
Mayo Queen is reunited with his sun hat and a note is sung.
FL then calls for the hash crashes. 1 virgins and a returner from last week Pascal are given crazy hats for the tumbles. A note is sung.
FL calls today's hare team to the ice. Mayo Queen, Lady Squeeze My Tube, Sexy Mountain, Sick of Steve. A note is sung.
FL calls returner Sauce For the Goose to the ice and asks if she enjoyed the trail. She replied she went beer hunting with 8 others. FL then asks the circle for their thoughts and comments on today's hare trail. A note is sung for the ice riders.
FL calls raffle. Black Panther enters the circle and picks the winning numbers from the hat. YMCA, Two Time, Kilt Lifter, Leg Over, Miss Use Me, Minnie Mouse, and Blow Lewinski is put on the ice for rule infringement. A note is sung.
FL calls Lady Drink into the circle and is put on ice for sitting in a chair not being over 70 or medical condition. FL then calls all the ladies wearing ice dresses. To sit on the ice. A note is sung.
FL hands the circle to Emperor Airhead. Hares are once more sat on the ice. We are then told how Sick of Steve received his hash name. A note is sung for the hares efforts.
EA then acknowledges the passing of a hasher Rambo WW2. EA then calls Nightrider to the ice. The circle then told he has a 19 yr old girlfriend. A note is sung.
EA then calls the Something Stupid family on the ice. Mel and Jan are then asked if they want to be put in the ice bucket. They answer it’s up to EA, he then puts them in the bucket. A note is sung for the ice riders.
EA then asks Black Panther and Shy Tiger to choose someone that doesn’t sit on the ice very often. Boring Wanker, Anal Acrobat, Panzer, and VV are chosen. A note is sung.
FL then puts Black Panther, Shy Tiger in the bucket. Sexy Butterfly, SFTG, and Spastic Whore King on the ice, a note is sung for all.
FL then gives the circle to Barnacle Bollox then sings folk song about prostitutes.
FL then gives out some awards Barnacle Bollox and Blow Lewinsky are given a 10 hare shirt.
No hare song this week. Sow Wow is put on the ice with her partner who couldn’t sit down. A note is sung
FL closed the eskis and calls for the final down down.
The hash hymn is sung by all and another PH3 Monday comes to a close.
Thank you to all the positive hashers who turn up every week to support the best hash in the world.
On On Milky Piss