Today's St George's Day run was a typical English day with the weather, it rained, but most of the 78 hashers were happy that it helped keep them cool after the long heat spells we have had recently.
This was indeed a most pleasant site set deep in the countryside of the Monks Retreat .The Grand Master Wizard welcomed everyone and asked that we respect the Buddhist area .
Spermy gave good information about the run ,supported well by the other Hares.
No one got lost .Seal Sucker finished first again proving the New Zealanders can do it well against the younger runners .
G.I Joe enjoyed the trail and the Golf Course we are told.
I was also impressed that
I met the Best ever Hasher !who says he is?only the Boring Wanker himself .but good on you man sponsoring a big bottle of spirits towards the waffle.
The hash is Lots of fun and good for people to socialise, get out of their condos and form a bond of interest meeting new people from all over the globe, exchanging ideas and exploring new avenues.this is especially true as members meet regularly week to week .
Some times on the trail we have hash Crashers ,with running and some times walking thus brings trips, slips and falls these are what are known as hash crashers They are asked to come have a rewarding seat on the ice. Given a rewarding drink known as A down down
And then sang off the ice with a chorus of "Your dumb your dumb ,
if it wasn't for your mother you would be a piece of cum ,your no good to anyone " ectria ectria
Some of the Hashers were asked thier opinion of the trail todays comments ranged from ;
Good fun ,too many Flies,
The end of an Era came for The 2 R.A .s Scar with 2 ts and
No more cum who incidentally is getting married soon on the 20 June.
Best wishes were given to them for their hard work and consistency week after week making us all laugh and Sut up
Talking behind the beer truck or whatever.
Young Ben , Ball ringers son won the ballet of a bottle of gin
Which had generous been given for a prize by a good hasher,probably the best hasher ever ? Who that !
Loads and loads of fun and laugher followed with people getting iced and especially the elegant "leg-Over " as she brought the house down with her antics in the bucket
Throwing the ice flooding the circle......so funny it's Hopefully captured on video or camera.
She was thanked by the G M for being a good sport.
The G M also mentioned a man doing a walk today in order to raise money for the Childrens care charity.
No more cum ,had all the dicks in to the circle and on the ice some in the bucket, half a dick limp dick ,desil dick ,twinkle dick, Super dick ,how do they get their names !!!@@
Happy virgin joined them into the bucket of ice and a note was sang to get the honored hashers off with some down downs.
It seemed some of the helpful Hares were helping themselves to the down downs as the gave to the saints an sinners.
Smiley was given a shirt as a reward for all his good work .
Also in recognition for 50 Scribe scribbles, your truly, Blow Lewinski was brought into the circle to be honored by Spermy
Everything when we'll on today's event.Of St George's Day
Lots of options were open ,if someone didn't want to go hiking rambling around the jungle there was always The crazy gang led by Sir Really Sadistic bastard to hunt for beers in the out back territory of Thailand green and pleasant land .All returned safe with big smiles on their faces as l think the hunters made a killing. On on
And so to the end of which for some like Our 2 R A s the end for a while at least as one goes to Norway yodeling around the mountains
And the other does a different type of yodeling as he travels around Europe with his new wife.
The Hare Raiser asks fir for volunteers to come help set the trail and ensure we continue having fun .
The Hares sang some beautiful English song with the words a little changed
Don't want to join the army
Play around Piccadilly.
Then the final Countdown was announced we all sang and had a beer for the road home .
Very enthusiastically many went on to June Cocktail Bar to participate in more food and drink ,socialize and be merry.
On on Blow Lewinsky