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PH3 Run 1991

Monday, 24 Apr 2023

St. George's Day Run


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Food provided by the Hares 😋
Hares: Beetroot Head, Leg Over, No Banana, Shit Lips, Sperm Polluter
Scribe: Blow Lewinsky
Hash Flash: Mayo Queen (Run), Sausage Head (Circle)
Runners: 80

Total Hashers This Week - 80

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 52
Arse Van Hole (252), Asshole Too Loose (26), Ball Ringer (836), Beetroot Head (167), Bell End (583), Bell Star (80), Ben 10 (311), Blow Lewinsky (50), Chuck The Fuck Up (8), Crap Thai (73), Diesel Dick (13), Dirt Looney (342), Downward Dog (3), Emperor Airhead (1591), Fuck Off (93), G.I. Joe (878), Gangreen (545), Ging Gang Goolies (142), Golden Rivet (327), Happy Survivor (196), Happy Virgin (7), Hot Hope (34), Irregular Period (103), Lady Squeeze My Tube (674), Leg Over (47), Lost Cause (358), Mayo Queen (261), Minnie Mouse (33), Moon Flower (16), Necrophilia Night Rider (346), Norwegian Mosquito (10), Papa Dick (62), Ping Pong (94), Professor Pinky (99), Sausage Head (71), Scar W/2Ts (373), Sexy Mountain (71), She's The Boss (209), Shit Lips (47), Sir Arse-A-Holic (916), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (972), Smokey Trucky Fucky (189), Something Kinder (68), Something Stupid (99), Street Cleaner (146), The Wizard (299), Two Time (426), V.V. (1058), Whore In The Window (185), Womb Broom (37), YMCA (82), Yoga Freak (3)
Returners - 22
Banana Rider (26), Billion Sucker (286), Boring Wanker (2), Eating Monster (5), Ferry Queen (78), Home Brew (47), Hot Wheels (18), Mount Me (59), No Banana (33), No More Cum (310), Paprika Smiley (243), Parou Parou (62), Pink Diamond (4), Seal Sucker (381), Sexy Butterfly (56), Shit On My Chest (22), Smelly Codpiece (6), Smokey's Nanny (123), Sperm Polluter (277), Supa Dick (76), Timo Karonen (2), Twinkle Dick (39)
Visitors - 5
Black Panther (1), Crack Of (6), Dick In The Dyke (15), Half A Dick (8), Sister Fister Fuckwit (17)
Virgins - 1
Don't Call Me Dick (1)
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 2
Blow Lewinsky Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Paprika Smiley Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 10 Hared Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 6
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
No More Cum (30 Apr)
Captain Kirk (RIP) (25 Apr)
Happy Survivor (27 Apr)
Chip Chip (26 Apr)
Kevin Braun (24 Apr)
Twanx (27 Apr)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 15
YMCAHash Crash: Becoming a regular trail tumbler
Scar W/2TsHash Crash: Managed to fall on trail in front of the GMWas he pushed?
Dick In The DykeHash Crash: Skidded and stumbled on trail
Hot HopeHash Crash: Late crash confessor who tardily tumbled into the bucket
Ball RingerHash Trash: Couldn't find the bin bag glass bottles, so left his energy drink bottle on the ground
Ben 10Raffle Hash Sinner: Thought he'd won a second prize but a wrong number won him a seat on the ice
Natthakorn TodumrongkulRaffle Hash Sinner: Wore her bum bag into the circlePH3 appreciates the good work she does picking up rubbish on trail
Scar W/2TsHash Leaver: Off back to his 'camp' life in Norway
No More CumHash Leaver: Our other travellling RA is off for a while and asked permission to get marriedall the best mate
Happy VirginHash Sinner: Scar warned the noisy group that if they kept talking that the bucket awaits
Dick In The DykeHash Sinner: Yep, Scar wasn't kidding. Fortunately, justice and bucket time was swift
Banana RiderHash Sinner: Used drinking water to clean her hands. Oops
She's The BossHash Sinner: Shouting 'skin' at the male Hares on ice and ended up in the bucket
Leg OverHash Saint: Should be a sinner but made bucket time loads of fungreat attitude
No BananaWanker Of The Year: As super snitch about a certain hare being over zealous with the spray paint

Awards This Run

Blow Lewinsky
50 Runs

Scribe Report by Blow Lewinsky

Today's St George's  Day  run was a typical  English  day with the weather, it rained, but most of the 78 hashers were happy that it helped keep them cool after the  long heat spells  we have had recently.

This was indeed  a most pleasant site set deep in the countryside of the Monks Retreat  .The Grand  Master Wizard  welcomed everyone and asked that we respect the  Buddhist area  .

Spermy  gave good information about the run ,supported well by the other Hares.
No one got lost  .Seal Sucker finished first again proving the New Zealanders  can do it well against the younger  runners  .
G.I Joe enjoyed  the trail and the Golf Course  we are told.

I was also impressed that
I met the Best ever Hasher !who says  he is?only the Boring  Wanker himself  .but good on you man sponsoring a big bottle of spirits towards the waffle.

The hash is Lots of fun and good for people to socialise,  get out of their condos and form a bond of interest meeting  new people  from all over the globe, exchanging  ideas and exploring new avenues.this is especially true as members meet regularly  week  to week .

Some times  on the trail we have hash Crashers ,with running and  some times walking  thus brings trips,  slips and falls  these  are what are known as hash  crashers  They are asked to come have a rewarding seat on the ice. Given a rewarding  drink known as A down down
And then  sang off the ice with a chorus of  "Your  dumb  your dumb ,
 if it wasn't  for your mother you would be a piece of cum ,your no good to anyone " ectria  ectria

Some of the Hashers  were asked thier opinion  of the trail todays comments  ranged  from ;
Good fun ,too many Flies,

The end of an Era came for The 2 R.A .s  Scar with 2 ts and
No more cum  who incidentally  is getting  married  soon on the 20 June.
Best wishes were given to them for their hard work  and consistency  week  after week  making us all laugh and Sut up
Talking  behind  the beer truck  or whatever.

Young  Ben , Ball ringers  son won the ballet of a bottle  of gin
Which had generous been given for a prize by a good hasher,probably  the best hasher ever ? Who that !


Loads and loads of fun and laugher  followed  with people  getting  iced and  especially  the elegant  "leg-Over "  as she brought the house down with her antics in the bucket
Throwing  the ice  flooding  the circle......so funny  it's  Hopefully  captured  on video  or camera.
She was thanked by the G M for being  a good sport.


The G M also mentioned  a man doing a walk today in order to raise money  for the Childrens care charity.


No more cum ,had all the dicks in to the circle  and on the ice  some in the bucket, half a dick  limp dick ,desil dick  ,twinkle  dick, Super dick  ,how do they get their names !!!@@

Happy  virgin  joined  them into the bucket  of ice  and a note was sang to get the honored  hashers  off with some down  downs.
It seemed some of the helpful  Hares were helping themselves to the down downs as the gave to the saints  an sinners.


Smiley was given a shirt as a reward  for all his good work  .
Also  in recognition for 50 Scribe  scribbles, your truly, Blow Lewinski was brought into the circle  to be honored by Spermy

Everything when we'll on today's event.Of St George's  Day
Lots of options were open ,if someone didn't want to go hiking rambling around  the jungle  there was always  The crazy  gang led by Sir Really  Sadistic bastard  to hunt  for beers in the out back territory of Thailand  green and pleasant land .All returned  safe with big smiles on their  faces  as l think the hunters made a killing.  On on

And so to the end of which  for some like Our 2 R A s the end for a while at least as one goes to Norway  yodeling  around  the mountains
And the other does  a different  type of yodeling  as he travels  around  Europe  with his new wife.

The Hare Raiser  asks fir for  volunteers  to come help set the trail and ensure we continue  having fun .

The Hares sang some beautiful  English  song with the words a little  changed
Don't  want  to join the army
Play around  Piccadilly.
Then the final  Countdown  was announced  we all sang and had a beer for the road home .
Very enthusiastically  many went on to June Cocktail  Bar to participate in more food and  drink ,socialize  and be merry.

On on Blow Lewinsky


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