Well,for those not at today's ph3 Monday Hash 1998, let me say you missed a great event.
This was Jellobuts birthday day. The trail had everything one would expect from our well experienced Hares,and we also had a cookery lesson on how to make a birthday cake on top of the poor birthday boy Hashers head with a great mix of amusement ,eggs,sugar ,floor,eggs ,sugar ,wow ectria al thrown in for good measure at the happy down down time on the icy second circle.
The hilly territory in Thailands beautiful outback ,far away from the pattaya city's noise is a breath of fresh air to us all in this well cut out A site in the middle of nowhere.
Herring chocker was the first runner back from a well marked checked trail but there was a couple of surprises and an air of mystery as to why he how he finished so far in front of all the other runners. ZEAL SUCKER was not amused but everyone else were only too pleased as the eskas full of beer were now available.
The Wizard our well renowned G M hosted a massive 90 Hashers with welcomes to all ,and only 2 runs to go till the big 2000th celebration run ....well done to the organization .
From the Hares a good decreption was given of the trail ahead of the walk and run.
Mostly all made it back in good time with no one lost.
Gangrene had called out the number of the bus,which quickly filled up, to take the merry Beer Hunters away for refreshing beverages while others panted and survived the beautiful terrain of here in this hilly land of Smiles .
There were a few hash crashers
Gi Joe, BB said some root jumped out on him ,Caroline fell while busy taking .Hash song was sang
A hat which was lost was claimed by a friend of the hat owners and kindly asked to take a seat on the ice and given other lost items such as a towel and to take the blame away from the Hares also given a box of staples which surprised everyone ,maybe this is an indication of who is to be the next time Hare,yes would be handy for doing the job.
"She s a pisspot so they say " sang her off the ice ,there are hidden meanings sometimes in collecting lost items.
Spermy took the circle to ask others thier opinions of the trail She's the boss asked him to open his beer at the side of the truck, which is the norm for taking a beer.
Are you over 70 ,do you have a disability or what the fock are you doing getting seated came the reply.
Good fun and laugher, many opinions followed everyone or almost everyone had very positive responses ,Some one mentioned it was like Jack and Jill walking up the hill to fetch a pale of water.
All looking forward to seeing the opportunity fall to the Hares again to lay more trails like this marvelous one they had carved out today.
The waffle time came with many great prizes, special memories will now befall the winner of a dildo ,Sause for the goose gave an orally type demonstration
Followed by loads of laughter and more fun on the ice ,lots of humorous funny songs.
Emperor Air head took the circle and had us all laugh as the stories came out about
No good deed goes unpunished
The medical man ,before he got married had went to Cambodia ,almost got killed by a girl as she hurled a flower pot and left him bleeding.
He has been asked to take over the empty first aid kit,just in case the girl from Cambodia comes back.
Caroline was asked about our Wild wolf the hasher James Valentine doing the epic walk from Pattaya to Phuket. Which he finished recently.
He raised over a quarter of a million baht for the Childrens homeless charity.
Also more pledges coming, what a maverlous achievement to make more awareness of the plight of homeless children.
At least he set out maybe not actually achieving the total he wanted but didn't he do well.
Fleece lifter, took the circle and more fun came lots with laughingly American Philandering buddies on the ice.
Announcement was made of the Jungle Pattaya Hash trip this coming Saturday to the island of Ko lan leaves early back on ferry for 30 baht.
Announcement also of international Travelers
VV meeting up with Smily and stupid Sour Krut
Awesome awards for 100 runs went to Fuck off
Happy Suviour 200 runs
Also The Wizard 300 runs
The G M processed to tell a humorous Story such as how big a shit can be done ,
He with most men know there's is the biggest and women never do one
It how has started a guessing game to see just how much-loved bullshit. We all can tell.
The night went on with the Sun Setting it was time for the
"Wanker of the week " going to ZEAL SUCKER and poetry atmosphere helium high,songs he's a hasher, so they say ,why was he born so beautiful why was he borh at all.....at all. then he's dumb he's dumb he's no bloody good to anyone.
There had been lots of snacks and with V V back good food.
Of course the visors were welcomed into the circle with people trying to put on shirts in the bucket of ice all right they're dumb there dumb sang
At the end of the night the hares were asked to sing a special song.
Down downs were drunk
Then it was the final countdown song and many hashers invited into the circle led by Spermy
The Ball Ringer then asked the circle to turn facing the other hashers and proceeded with Swing low a really great way to end a glorious day
On on
Blow Lewinski