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PH3 Run 1998

Monday, 12 Jun 2023

Birthday Run


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Jellobutt's Birthday Run
Hares: Jellobutt, Milky Piss, The Wizard
Scribe: Blow Lewinsky
Hash Flash: Spastic Whore King (Run), YMCA (Circle)
Runners: 90

Total Hashers This Week - 90

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 57
Arse Van Hole (259), Asshole Too Loose (33), B.B. (141), Ball Ringer (843), Bell End (588), Black Panther (4), Boring Wanker (7), Bum Boy (228), Cookie Monster (93), Crack Of (11), Dirt Looney (349), Dragon (55), Eating Monster (12), Fleece Lifter (91), Fuck Off (100), G.I. Joe (885), Gangreen (552), Ging Gang Goolies (149), Hairy Crack (9), Happy Survivor (203), Herring Choker (68), Hot Hope (38), Invisible Man (94), Jungle Mother (23), Just Because (4), Lady Squeeze My Tube (681), Leg It Lamb (2), Mai Mao (6), Mayo Queen (268), Milky Piss (6), Minnie Mouse (40), Moon Flower (18), Mount Me (65), My Girlfriend Knows I'm Gay (119), Necrophilia Night Rider (353), Panzer Fister (31), Papa Dick (67), Ping Pong (101), Pol Dancer (99), Pussy Snatcher (130), Sauce For The Goose (113), Sausage Head (74), Seal Sucker (388), Sexy Butterfly (63), She's The Boss (216), Sick Of Steve (13), Sir Arse-A-Holic (923), Something Kinder (75), Spastic Whore King (128), Sperm Polluter (283), Stupid Kraut Cunt (312), The Wizard (306), Turd Burglar (257), Two Time (433), Whore In The Window (192), Whoredini (15), YMCA (89)
Returners - 25
Barbie Doll (17), Blow Lewinsky (53), Caroline (24), Chip Chip (114), Chuck The Fuck Up (13), Crap Thai (78), Dead Gump (13), Duchess Tadpole (719), Emperor Airhead (1597), Flasher (10), Hoi Wan (199), Jellobutt (160), Leg Over (53), Miss Use Me (304), Mrs. Head (880), Parisian Titi (114), Pussy Number 3 (31), Shit Lips (53), Sir Spaghetti Head (1019), Sour Kraut Bone Collector (150), Stupid Sour Kraut (31), Telly Tubby (237), Testicles (98), V.V. (1062), Vios (76)
Visitors - 8
Arse Up (2), Buddy Fucker (1), Cum Together (1), Daivd Pan (1), Fuck Buddy (1), Jamille Moens (2), One Shot (4), Tooth Fairy (11)
Virgins - 0
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 3
Fuck Off Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Happy Survivor Received Her Shirt In Recognition Of 200 Runs With The PH3
The Wizard Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 300 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 0
Birthdays - 3
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Jellobutt (14 Jun)
Wanky Franky (14 Jun)
Sarayut Seetong (16 Jun)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 12
B.B.Hash Crash: Tumbled on a root that jumped out at him
G.I. JoeHash Crash: Reckons that he was pushed by his wife at least twice and ended up bleeding
CarolineHash Crash: Wiped out on trail but managed to avoid bleeding
Hot HopeHash Crash: Fell over twice trying to tie her shoes
Happy SurvivorHash Trash: Triple trash recipient. Really lost her pink hat last week and also decided to nab a green towel and some staples
Cum TogetherRaffle Hash Sinner: Wore his hat and brought his own beer into the circle
V.V.Returner: Welcome back form your European tour
CarolineHash Saint: Met up with Proposition on his epic walk to Phuket, Thanks for representing the PH3
Pussy Number 3Hash Saint: Missed the run last week to look after GI Joe's blocked toilet so him and Squeeze could attend
JellobuttBirthday Surprise: PH3 wishes you a Happy Birthday and hope you enjoyed the cake that was made on your head
Seal SuckerWanker Of The Week: Changed his previous WoTW spoon to read "Winner of The Week". Enjoy some bucket time too
Black PantherHash Sinner: No Hash shirt

Awards This Run

Fuck Off
100 Runs

Scribe Report by Blow Lewinsky

Well,for those not at today's ph3 Monday Hash 1998, let me say you missed a great event.
This was  Jellobuts birthday day. The trail had everything  one would expect from our well experienced Hares,and we also  had  a cookery lesson on how to make a birthday cake on top of the poor birthday  boy Hashers head   with a great mix of amusement  ,eggs,sugar ,floor,eggs ,sugar ,wow ectria al thrown in for good measure at the  happy down down time on the icy second  circle.

The hilly territory in Thailands beautiful  outback ,far away  from the pattaya city's noise is a breath of fresh  air to us all in this well cut out A site in the middle  of nowhere.
Herring  chocker  was the first runner  back from a well marked  checked  trail but there was a couple  of surprises  and an air of mystery as to why he how he finished  so far in front  of all the other runners. ZEAL SUCKER was not amused but everyone else were only too pleased as the eskas full of beer were now available.

The Wizard  our well renowned  G M  hosted a massive  90 Hashers with welcomes to all ,and only 2 runs to go till the big 2000th  celebration run ....well done to the organization  .

From the Hares a good decreption was given  of the trail ahead of the walk and run.
Mostly  all made it back in good time with no one lost.

Gangrene  had called out the number  of the bus,which quickly  filled up, to take the merry Beer Hunters away for refreshing  beverages while others panted and survived the beautiful  terrain of here in this hilly land of Smiles .

There were a few hash crashers  
Gi  Joe, BB  said some root jumped out on him ,Caroline fell while busy taking  .Hash song was sang
A hat which was lost was claimed  by a friend  of the hat owners and kindly asked to take a seat on the ice and given other lost items such as a towel  and to take the blame away from  the Hares also  given a box of staples which surprised everyone ,maybe  this is an indication of who is to be the next time Hare,yes would be handy for doing the job.
"She s a pisspot so they say " sang her off the ice ,there are hidden  meanings sometimes in collecting lost items.

Spermy took the circle to ask others thier opinions of the trail  She's the boss asked him to open  his beer at the side of the truck, which is the norm for taking a beer.
 Are you over 70 ,do you have a disability  or what  the fock are you doing getting  seated came the reply.
 Good fun and laugher, many opinions  followed  everyone or almost  everyone  had very positive responses  ,Some one mentioned it was like Jack and Jill walking up the hill to fetch a pale of water.
All looking forward to seeing the opportunity fall to the Hares  again to lay more trails  like this marvelous  one they had carved out  today.
The waffle  time came with  many  great prizes, special  memories will now befall the winner of a dildo  ,Sause for the goose  gave an orally  type demonstration
Followed  by loads of laughter  and more fun on the ice ,lots of humorous  funny songs.

Emperor Air head  took the circle  and had us all laugh  as the stories  came out  about
No good deed  goes unpunished
The medical  man ,before  he got married had went to Cambodia ,almost  got killed by a girl as she hurled a flower pot and left him bleeding.
He has been asked to take over the empty first aid kit,just in case the girl from Cambodia  comes back.

Caroline  was  asked  about our Wild  wolf  the hasher James Valentine  doing the epic walk  from Pattaya to Phuket. Which he finished  recently.
He raised  over a quarter of a million  baht for the Childrens homeless charity.
Also more pledges coming, what a maverlous achievement  to make more awareness  of  the plight of homeless  children.
At least he set out maybe not actually achieving  the total  he wanted but didn't  he do well.

Fleece  lifter,   took the  circle  and more fun came lots with laughingly  American  Philandering  buddies  on the ice.

Announcement  was made of the Jungle   Pattaya Hash trip this coming  Saturday   to the island of Ko lan leaves  early back on ferry  for 30 baht.
Announcement  also of international Travelers
 VV meeting up with Smily  and stupid   Sour Krut
Awesome awards for 100 runs went to Fuck off
Happy  Suviour  200 runs
Also The Wizard  300 runs
The G  M processed to tell a humorous Story such as how big a shit can be done ,
He with most men know there's  is the biggest  and women  never do one

It how has started  a guessing  game to see just how much-loved bullshit. We all can tell.

The night  went on with the Sun Setting it was time for the
"Wanker of the week " going to ZEAL SUCKER  and poetry  atmosphere helium high,songs  he's a hasher, so they say ,why was he born so beautiful  why was he borh at all.....at all.  then he's   dumb  he's dumb  he's no bloody good to anyone.

There had been  lots of snacks  and with V V  back good food.

Of course  the visors  were welcomed  into the circle  with people  trying to put on shirts in the bucket of ice all right they're  dumb  there dumb  sang  

At the end of the night the hares were asked to sing a special  song.
Down downs  were drunk
Then it was the final countdown  song and many hashers  invited into  the circle led by Spermy

The Ball  Ringer then asked the circle  to turn facing the other hashers  and proceeded with Swing low  a really  great way to end a glorious  day

On on
Blow Lewinski

Hares' Song

NOW YOU'RE 64

(Sung to the tune of the Beatles "When I'm 64")

When you got old and lost all your hair, In 1994
You gave up your job for drinking all of the time,
Every breakfast's a bottle of wine.

When you roll home at a quarter to four, you can't find your door,
You just see the world spinning round and round,
Drunken slumber, you sleep on the ground.

All of that booze has taken its toll,
Leo's your best friend,
How's your heart beating, now you're not eating
And you're 64

You only come hashing once in a while, you don't have the time,
Spend your days just sitting in the corner bar,
Chatting shit with friends from afar,
Watching the world from your favourite seat, you don't ask for more
How's your heart beating, how're you still living, 
Now you're 64?

How's your heart beating, how're you still breathing,
Now you're 64
 


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