One week to go before the big 2000th celebrations so there were a lot of returners and visitors honouring us with their presence. The hares had chosen a great A site that had not been used for a long time and went to a lot of trouble to lay not two, but three trails to suit all levels and even the Beer Hunters had a bar within walking distance.
No virgins this week but two new shoes, Blow Lewinsky and Panzer Fister. Lewinsky must have been in need of a drink as advertised his new shoes with the price tag still attached.
Sperm Polluter gave the instructions for the trails with yellow paper marking the split for the short walk of 3km. The short walk was just right for those deciding to do it instead of being Beer Hunters. Mayo Queen was seen running past everyone at the beginning of the run to tell them not to turn right off paper past the horse stables but Burl Ives did his own thing as usual.
Seal Sucker was the first runner to return but he short cutted the last 50 metres and enjoyed the look of astonishment on Herring Choker and Fleece Lifters faces when they arrived to see SS already there.
Circle is called and Dragon and Hot Hope are iced for leaving rubbish on the trail.
Hash Crash to Shit Lips, Sergey, Necrophilia Night Rider and Jackal who demonstrated his scream as he falls.
BB is iced for resting his fat arse on a rubbish bin. He used that as he thought the chair offered him wouldn't take his weight.
Hares are iced and everyone agreed it was a great run with a good selection of trails, well papered and a good back check up a hill. Thank you hares for laying good trails and thank you to Casper for cutting up all the fruit.
Raffle time and Slug and Pussy Galore donated a bottle of Australian Shiraz that went to Brotherly Love and some cooling towels won by Testicles. Pizza was the first winner and surprisingly chose the tin of biscuits but had to sit on the ice because he took his beer into the circle. He then dropped his shorts exposing everything. GM said he should have been called Meatloaf, not Pizza.
Emperor Air Head's circle and the hares are iced and asked who did all the work. It was a joint effort, a good threesome. Wild Wolf was put on the ice and congratulated on his 1000km walk which raised 256,000 Baht for Take Care Kids. He has too many stories to tell about his walk so if you want to hear him go along to the Expats Club meeting.
Eating Monster and Brotherly Love are having a hot dog eating competition on July 4th run. Should be fun.
Stupid Kraut Kunt takes the circle and ices the GM for being a racist. Apparently he doesn't like German tourists as at resort hotels they reserve the sun loungers by putting their towels there. Not the only race that do that. Germans have no sense of humour, ha ha ha.
GM is in trouble tonight as BB takes the circle and ices him again along with Milky Piss, Arse van Hole and Crap Thai who wasn't there. BB explains that in Australia it is an offence to serve intoxicated people in bars, but not here as Milky Piss got them all so drunk they all had trouble walking and Crap Thai fell over in Soi Pot Hole. BB gave a good impression of their drunken walks.
GM's circle again and Casper was given a birthday cake for her birthday 21 June. There will be a party at High Rollers that night. The 2000th run sub committee were put on ice and the plans for the runs were explained. Check the website for details.
Fleece Lifter's circle and GM is iced once again, this time for doing the back check up the hill and bringing down the blue sticks instead of leaving them for the runners as he was feeling tired this week and did the walk. All that time on ice tonight should have woken him up.
Wanker of the Week. Seal Sucker from last week, Flasher for something and Sauce for the Goose is the winner for going to see a movie and thinking her eyesight had deteriorated only to find on leaving it was a 3D movie.
Awards. Sperm Polluter congratulated Hoi Wan for 200 runs, Pol Dancer for 100 runs and Cocktail and Wild Wolf both got a shirt for 50 runs.
Hares' Song. Sperm Polluter led an amusing rendition of What shall we do with a drunken Hasher with two sides of the circle joining in.
Sperm Polluter led the final down down song and then the a hash Hymn was led by Ball Ringer.
Then it was off into the night back to Cocktail Bar for lots of fun with dancing and singing and excellent food. Thank you Cocktail.
Thank you to the hares and PH3 committee and everyone else involved for a fun day and evening.
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