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PH3 Run 2073

Monday, 18 Nov 2024

GI Joe's B'day Run


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Food Provided By The Hares 😋
Hares: G.I. Joe, Lady Squeeze My Tube
Scribe: Belly Dancer
Hash Flash: Sausage Head (Run), Sausage Head (Circle)
Hash Video: Pussy Snatcher
Runners: 103


Total Hashers This Week - 103

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 69
Arse Van Hole (327), Ball Ringer (908), Beauty Leo Please (35), Beetroot Head (203), Bell End (643), Bell Star (106), Bikini Bandit (33), Black Tulip (5), Bubbles (36), Cannon Ball (136), Car Licker (73), Chip Chip (167), Dirt Looney (424), Drag Queen (69), Eating Monster (57), Emperor Airhead (1669), Farm Girl (13), Fattus Maximus (40), Fleece Lifter (131), Flying Dick Truck Fucker (25), Fuzzy Lure (220), G.I. Joe (958), Gangreen (626), General Kidney Wiper (881), Goosey Goosey Gobbler (94), Happy Survivor (276), Herring Choker (132), Hot Hope (95), Irregular Period (162), Kamoy Katoy (56), Knob Marley (154), Kunta Kinte (20), Lady Squeeze My Tube (753), Little Sparrow (12), Many Drinks (52), Mayo Queen (336), Milky Piss (68), Minnie Mouse (110), Mount Me (118), Muff Designher (12), My Girlfriend Knows I'm Gay (135), Necrophilia Night Rider (405), No More Cum (323), Out Of Order (55), Panzer (78), Papa Dick (128), Parisian Titi (167), Parou Parou (83), Pussy Number 3 (41), Pussy Snatcher (154), Sausage Head (88), Scar W/2Ts (400), Sexy Butterfly (121), Shy Tiger (108), Sick Of Steve (71), Singing Granny (70), Sir Arse-A-Holic (990), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (1007), Sir Velcro Dick (566), Something Kinder (141), Something Stupid (176), Speedo Pete (63), Sperm Polluter (338), Stupid Kraut Cunt (354), The Wizard (377), Turd Burglar (268), Twinkle Dick (60), Whore In The Window (262), Womb Broom (77)
Returners - 29
Belly Dancer (35), Bullshitter (8), CIA (83), Dead Gump (28), Golden Rivet (378), Hoi Wan (244), Jellobutt (164), Kilt Lifter (30), Leg Over (103), Lost Cause (410), Miss Use Me (355), Mr. Bean (62), Panzer Fister (96), Paprika Smiley (269), Phil The Pill (6), Pole Fucker (141), Pussy Galore (19), She's The Boss (281), Shit Lips (100), Shit On My Chest (37), Sleazy (51), Slippery Frog Tongue (6), Slo Flo Jo (6), Slug (61), Swing Low Sweet Testicles (3), Telly Tubby (283), Tom Boy (295), Two Time (506), V.V. (1130)
Visitors - 4
Fucking Armless (9), No Hope (9), Ole Erik Bjore (4), Sperm Bank (24)
Virgins - 1
Karl Seastrand (1)
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 5
Lady Squeeze My Tube Was Congratulated For 30 Hared Runs With The PH3
Scar W/2Ts Was Congratulated For 400 Runs With The PH3
Shit Lips Was Congratulated For 100 Runs With The PH3
Out Of Order Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 50 Runs With The PH3
Kamoy Katoy Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 50 Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 1
Ole Eie Was Given The Temporary Hash Name Mountain Monster
Birthdays - 10
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Emperor Airhead (22 Nov)
Charlie Manson (22 Nov)
G.I. Joe (18 Nov)
Honey Bear (21 Nov)
Soapy (18 Nov)
Little Dragon (21 Nov)
Circus Freak (24 Nov)
Cement Head (24 Nov)
Softwood (24 Nov)
Manchester City (19 Nov)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 15
She's The BossHash Crash: Slid and slipped when he got wet
Sir Arse-A-HolicHash Crash: Bent down and stood up too quickly... Ooh err, the World was spinning
DugongHash Crash: Was tripped by a banana leaf and only had 1 arm to attempt to stop his fall
Ole EieHash Crash: Stumbled and banged his head whilst drinking with the beer hunters
BullshitterHash Crash: Late to own up and got a seat in the bucket. Managed to whack his head twice on trail
Kunta KinteHash Trash: Ended up in the bucket for planting his flip phone in the GM's bag
Stupid Kraut CuntHash Trash: Left a bunch of blue string, clothes pegs and Bavaria coloured stuff at the Oktoberfest A-Site
Whore In The WindowHash Trash: Reunited with his sunglasses that were left on the back of the ber truck
Swing Low Sweet TesticlesRaffle Hash Sinner: Wore his hat and brought his beer into the circle
Swing Low Sweet TesticlesHash Sinner: No Hash shirt. So, got to attempt to put on the 'special' Hash shirt from the bucket
Stupid Kraut CuntHash Anecdote: Told a story about himself and Mountain Monster that involved bleeding haemorrhoids... too much info
Phil The PillHash Saint: Came to the PH3 with Slo Flo Jo in May this year as virgins. Since then they've become International Hashers. Welcome back to your Mother Hash.
Milky PissHash Update: Volunteerd to be the new GM when The Wizard steps down in Jan next year
Herring ChokerHash Update: Volunteerd to be the new Hareraiser when Sperm Polluter steps down in Jan next year
BubblesHash Update: Volunteerd to be the new Hash Bookie when Milky Piss changes roles in Jan next year

Awards This Run

Lady Squeeze My Tube
30 Hared Runs
Scar W/2Ts
400 Runs
Shit Lips
100 Runs

Scribe Report by Belly Dancer

GI Joe's Birthday Run

Dirt Looney takes Circle notes too and very conveniently lists them in the Run Report - so I don't need to repeat them here.
After a very good Lady Squeeze My Tube run and Hare sponsored hot dogs and potato salad, the GM The Wizard starts the second circle at 18:18.
With a healthy 103 attendees and fine weather - the birthday mood was pretty good and after 6 weeks on the road throughout all of SE Asia it was good to be back with PH3.

Hash Crash/Hash Trash - see Dirt Looney's notes.
Raffle - goodies won.

Emperor Airhead -
The Hares GI Joe & Lady Squeeze My Tube presented with Hare pens.
EA commenting that GI Joe & Lady Squeeze were vying with VV & Two Time for the PH3 spousal ice time record.
Birthday word of Wisdom from country legend Willie Nelson on his 75th Birthday:
   “I have outlived my Pecker
   My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out.
   What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout.
   Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring.
   But now I’ve got a full-time job, To find the f***in’ thing.
   It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave.
   For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave.
   Now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues.
   To see it hang its little head…….and watch me tie my shoes."

Perhaps unwise to ask GI Joe if he relates to that, but as a FRB he puts the rest of us to shame. Here's to many more birthdays ahead.
GI Joe turned down EA gift of kingship, but nonetheless is hash royalty.
SKC Kai and Ole Eie called in - it seems that SKC has become fond of Scandinavians, especially Noggies.
Ole Eie being a recent addition to the SKC stable owns half of Norway's second highest mountain which earned him the (temporary) hash name of Mountain Monster.
30 years ago before SKC ran on PH3, he was a boxer and on an early visit to Thailand during Songkran he buys a block of ice to chill his bucket of water. A guy comes up to SKC and demands that he give him the ice, rather than buy his own. In the altercation, SKC drops the ice block on his foot. Don't mess with SKC!

GM The Wizard presents Awards.
RA Scar with 2 T's
Scar achieved 400 runs - his first being Run #222 in August 1988.
Kiwi Virgin just Karl iced for no hash shirt and discussing ladyboy action on trail.
Dead Gump in for failing to call properly.
SKC back in to tell us how he became master of confusion by taking all the travel documents in a pair of shorts when Mountain Monster and Revolting Rectum visited him in Berlin.
Phil the Pill and Slo Flo Jo (from Newcastle, UK) well on the way to joining the likes of Haz, CIA and Paprika Smiley as being virgins in May, have already clocked up 23 hash kennels since!

GM The Wizard 
Jellobutt in for gracing PH3 with rare attendance for GI Joe's birthday.
GI Joe in - no candles, but Lady Squeeze did try and light a stick for the yummy brownies she'd made as a birthday cake.
VV retains Wanker of the Week (now month) as not enough time to do charges this week.
[Belly Dancer - have fun up in Chiang Mai for those attending the Bunnies Cherry Breaker, I'll stay here to have a nice peaceful rest in Pattaya].

Hares song - Kidney Wiper in to do a rendition of 'Sex is Boring'.

The Final Down Down, followed by the Hash Hymn and Circle closed at 19:45.
Thanks GM The Wizard, the PH3 for the continued efforts that make it a great day out.

OnOn Belly Dancer 


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