GI Joe's Birthday Run
Dirt Looney takes Circle notes too and very conveniently lists them in the Run Report - so I don't need to repeat them here.
After a very good Lady Squeeze My Tube run and Hare sponsored hot dogs and potato salad, the GM The Wizard starts the second circle at 18:18.
With a healthy 103 attendees and fine weather - the birthday mood was pretty good and after 6 weeks on the road throughout all of SE Asia it was good to be back with PH3.
Hash Crash/Hash Trash - see Dirt Looney's notes.
Raffle - goodies won.
Emperor Airhead -
The Hares GI Joe & Lady Squeeze My Tube presented with Hare pens.
EA commenting that GI Joe & Lady Squeeze were vying with VV & Two Time for the PH3 spousal ice time record.
Birthday word of Wisdom from country legend Willie Nelson on his 75th Birthday:
“I have outlived my Pecker
My nookie days are over, My pilot light is out.
What used to be my sex appeal, Is now my water spout.
Time was when, on its own accord, From my trousers it would spring.
But now I’ve got a full-time job, To find the f***in’ thing.
It used to be embarrassing, the way it would behave.
For every single morning, It would stand and watch me shave.
Now as old age approaches, it sure gives me the blues.
To see it hang its little head…….and watch me tie my shoes."
Perhaps unwise to ask GI Joe if he relates to that, but as a FRB he puts the rest of us to shame. Here's to many more birthdays ahead.
GI Joe turned down EA gift of kingship, but nonetheless is hash royalty.
SKC Kai and Ole Eie called in - it seems that SKC has become fond of Scandinavians, especially Noggies.
Ole Eie being a recent addition to the SKC stable owns half of Norway's second highest mountain which earned him the (temporary) hash name of Mountain Monster.
30 years ago before SKC ran on PH3, he was a boxer and on an early visit to Thailand during Songkran he buys a block of ice to chill his bucket of water. A guy comes up to SKC and demands that he give him the ice, rather than buy his own. In the altercation, SKC drops the ice block on his foot. Don't mess with SKC!
GM The Wizard presents Awards.
RA Scar with 2 T's,
Scar achieved 400 runs - his first being Run #222 in August 1988.
Kiwi Virgin just Karl iced for no hash shirt and discussing ladyboy action on trail.
Dead Gump in for failing to call properly.
SKC back in to tell us how he became master of confusion by taking all the travel documents in a pair of shorts when Mountain Monster and Revolting Rectum visited him in Berlin.
Phil the Pill and Slo Flo Jo (from Newcastle, UK) well on the way to joining the likes of Haz, CIA and Paprika Smiley as being virgins in May, have already clocked up 23 hash kennels since!
GM The Wizard
Jellobutt in for gracing PH3 with rare attendance for GI Joe's birthday.
GI Joe in - no candles, but Lady Squeeze did try and light a stick for the yummy brownies she'd made as a birthday cake.
VV retains Wanker of the Week (now month) as not enough time to do charges this week.
[Belly Dancer - have fun up in Chiang Mai for those attending the Bunnies Cherry Breaker, I'll stay here to have a nice peaceful rest in Pattaya].
Hares song - Kidney Wiper in to do a rendition of 'Sex is Boring'.
The Final Down Down, followed by the Hash Hymn and Circle closed at 19:45.
Thanks GM The Wizard, the PH3 for the continued efforts that make it a great day out.
OnOn Belly Dancer