A hare team experience of which trail and food treats of such quality are appreciated by the Hash masses. A massive thank you to the Belgians.
After a feast of delicious food lovingly prepared and served by an experienced PH3 Hare team with a combined hash experience of over 100 years, the second circle is gathered and proceedings start with the GM calling “anyone had enough to eat”.
Bubbles immediately rushes to the ice dropping ones shorts for a cool refreshing dip on the ice. Alas, he’s too eager as the GM calls hash trash Bubbles thinking it was hash crash.
He is told to stay as punishment and is joined by Black Panther. A note is sung.
GM calls hash crash Bubbles already on the ice, Gi Joe, Happy Survivor, Ging Gang Goolies all hash crashers. A note is sung.
GM calls the Hares on the ice. VV, Street Cleaner, Hot Wheels, Unstable Load, Arse Van Hole, Drag Queen. A very good trail is experienced by this week’s hashers with great snacks and fantastic food. A note is heartily sung for this week’s hare team.
The GM calls ”raffle” Black Panther calls out the winning numbers. First to pick a prize is Arse Van Hole. This week the raffle master has a table of wonderful prizes.
Airhead takes control of the circle, calling the hare team back onto the ice. Then announces there are over 1100 different types of beers made in Belgium. A few quips are made as to what Belgium is famous for Congo Beers Diamonds.
Pussy Snatcher is commended for the superb lighting system. Although the light stands are a tad wobbly, the softened lighting is perfect for the needs of the hash circle.
Paprika Smiley, Yanky Crank, Hairy Crack, Tom? Put on the ice for a reason I don’t know, as the volume of talkers near me after being told to shut the fuck up I missed the reason.
Bubbles and Sausage Head sit on the ice for a six pack competition story.
A note is sung for all those ice riders.
Istanbullshit, Debbie? Shiny Ice? Pink Popsicle, Thorsten, Nightrider, all sit on the ice for Bee sting stories and new hash names dinner stories. A note is sung for the ice sitters.
VV and the hare team then take the circle and ask all the ladies to join him in the circle for a Belgian party game. 10 minutes of utter chaos as VV would have more luck herding cats or chickens than organising the PH3 ladies into 5 teams of 4 for a balloon popping game.
It’s amusing as hell and the game starts too much amusement. The ladies having to pop a balloon tied to their rears by hugging the lady in front.
Lost Cause is thanked for getting permission to use the A site, and a happy birthday cake is produced. A note is sung.
GM calls Tree Frog's sister on the Ice for sitting in the circle and Lady Squeeze My Tube. A note is sung.
Scar W 2T's takes the circle and then reminds the circle of the PH3 traditions and rules. Arse Van Hole is sat on the ice and exposes his tattooed eyes on his buttocks.
A note is sung.
Seal Sucker sits on the ice and pulls up his t shirt only to expose another T-shirt underneath, saying Fuck off written on it.
Beetroot Head, Panzer, Window Wanker all put on the ice for readings I don’t know, someone kept dresses after a split but not sure who. A note is sung.
GM calls for the wanker of the week, Whore in the Window, Mango Martini, WITW is pronounced wanker of the week for his overtaking at high speed on dusty dirt tracks.
A note is sung.
VV is then put on the ice as it’s the Belgium run his sandwich board has the German flag on it.
The Hares are then asked for the hare song. They surprise everyone by again getting all the lady hashers to dance around them to the ‘Pattaya Pattaya’ song. A note is sung.
This week time has run away with the proceedings, so no Final Down Down song is sung. We go straight into the Hash Hymn.
Another fantastic fun-filled Hash comes to a close. A day that will be remembered for sure.
On On Milky Piss