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PH3 Run 2081

Monday, 13 Jan 2025


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A Delightful V.V. BBQ - Pay As You Eat 😋
Hares: Hairy Crack, Suphaphan Jinlanon, Two Time, V.V.
Scribe: Belly Dancer
Hash Flash: Mayo Queen (Run), YMCA (Circle)
Runners: 121

Total Hashers This Week - 121

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History
Hashers Present Last Week - 72
Arse Van Hole (334), B.B. (158), Ball Ringer (916), Bell End (651), Bell Star (114), Black Panther (34), Boring Wanker (41), Bubbles (43), Busarin Pimyotha (4), Cannon Ball (142), Car Licker (80), Chip Chip (173), Dirt Looney (432), Dorlyn Yaon (7), Dragon (91), Fattus Maximus (48), Fleece Lifter (136), G.I. Joe (966), Gangreen (634), General Kidney Wiper (889), Genie In The Bottle (4), Ging Gang Goolies (195), Golden Rivet (385), Happy Survivor (283), Herring Choker (137), Hot Hope (102), Irregular Period (170), Kee Mah (291), Lady Squeeze My Tube (760), Leg It Lamb (5), Leg Over (109), Lost Cause (417), Many Drinks (59), Mayo Queen (344), Milky Piss (73), Minnie Mouse (118), Miss Use Me (361), Mount Me (124), Muff Designher (15), Necrophilia Night Rider (413), Odd Job (474), Panzer (86), Paprika Smiley (277), Parisian Titi (173), Parou Parou (91), Ping Pong (175), Pol Dancer (116), Pole Fucker (144), Salad Dodger (4), Scar W/2Ts (408), Seal Sucker (440), She's The Boss (288), Shit Lips (106), Shy Tiger (112), Sir Arse-A-Holic (998), Sir Really Sadistic Bastard (1015), Sir Velcro Dick (574), Slime Ball (18), Something Kinder (149), Spastic Whore King (200), Sperm Polluter (346), Stefan Hulshagen (5), Tampax (577), Telly Tubby (290), The Wizard (385), Titanic Dickhead (7), Tom Boy (298), Two Time (513), V.V. (1137), Whore In The Window (270), Window Wanker (66), YMCA (164)
Returners - 22
Andrej Uhl (2), Beetroot Head (209), Belly Dancer (37), Billion Sucker (321), Brotherly Luv (86), Diaper Sniper (27), Eating Monster (61), Flying Dick Truck Fucker (29), Hairy Crack (50), Hopeless Boring Cunt (8), Kilt Lifter (34), Krittanat Srichai (12), Mr. Bean (65), Phoney Cunt (76), Pink Head (73), Revolting Rectum (33), Sexy Butterfly (126), Singing Granny (73), Something Stupid (180), Speedo Pete (68), Whinger (49), Yanky Crank (46)
Visitors - 19
A Dingo Ate My Baby (12), Big Gulp (15), Chris Vollbracht (1), Crooked Cunt (18), Dean Sharples (2), Disco Dick (23), Feel My Meat (18), Fuck My Puck (11), Gobblin' King (3), Grease Gorrila (1), Hissing Sid (17), Magic Mogu (14), Mansour Gharib (3), Matthew Lobas (2), Olay Khammany (1), Sober As A Judge (13), Suphaphan Jinlanon (6), Thomas Foerstel (1), Ute Eisenlauer (5)
Virgins - 8
Amir Ashtari (1), Andrea Evensen (1), Irvine Lobay (1), Kristian Eriksen (1), Mike Donigan (1), Passakorn Pimyotha (1), Paul Foerstel (1), Stephen Slater (1)
Leavers - 0

Correcting Run Records Policy

To encourage hashers, and hash virgins, to take responsibility for ensuring they have received proper run credit, the deadline for reporting missed runs will be Thursday evening following a run. As run stats are posted to the website by noon of the Tuesday following the run, hashers will have 2 1/2 days to review the run stats to confirm they've received credit for the run just held.

The reason for the Thursday deadline is we close out the run accounts and run records for a run on Friday mornings. Corrections entered before Friday help ensure we have an accurate accounting of the run.

It is hoped with this policy in place the number of hashers that pay the signup fee and walk away before having their name marked off on the signup list will be reduced. This will also eliminate the cases where a hasher comes to us weeks, months, or even years later asking to correct a missed run in the records.

Missed runs can be reported via email to the Webmaster.

Click On Name To View Hasher's Run History History

Anniversaries - 5
Spastic Whore King Was Congratulated For 200 Runs With The PH3
Hairy Crack Was Congratulated For 50 Runs With The PH3
Necrophilia Night Rider Received His Shirt In Recognition Of 400 Runs With The PH3
Something Kinder Received Her Shirt In Recognition Of 10 Hared Runs With The PH3
Lady Squeeze My Tube Received Her Shirt In Recognition Of 30 Hared Runs With The PH3
Hash Namings - 1
Thorsten Scharmann Was Given The Hash Name Hopeless Boring Cunt
Birthdays - 2
The PH3 Wishes The Following A Happy B'day
Ball Ringer (16 Jan)
Unstable Load (17 Jan)

Click On Name To View Hasher's Circle Notes History

Saints and Sinners - 12
Seal SuckerHash Trash: Sat on ice to procure a pair of unclaimed shoes. He did drink a beer from them and they weren't new
V.V.Hash Trash: Responsible for an almost full can of paint that was found on trail
Sperm PolluterHash Crash: Reckoned he was being chased by Speedo Pete and sped up to flee the scene, resulting in a spectacular stumble
Muff DesignherHash Crash: Grabbed a vine to steady himself on a steep dusty bank only to slip, stumble and slide down the slope
Boring WankerRaffle Hash Sinner: Brought his own drink into the circle
Hopeless Boring CuntRaffle Hash Sinner: Wore his man bag into the circle
Many DrinksRaffle Hash Sinner: Initially iced for having the wrong number. However, turned out she was correct and was let off the ice to rightfully claim her prize
Hairy CrackHash Saint: Thanks for putting on the sauasage, cheese, crackers and 9 litres of wine. Although you must've drank a fair bit due to your incessant chatter
General Kidney WiperHash Sinner: Over indulged on the Ferret Hash a few days ago and did an ostrich impersonation with an impressive head plant on the beach
Disco DickHash Saint: Thank you for supporting the PH3 by bringing 5 family members today
Matthew LobasHash Sinner: One of the Disco Dick family, but you forgot to wear a Hash Shirt and got a seat in the bucket from where you attempted to put on the 'special' Hash shirt
Ging Gang GooliesCock of the Year: Nuff said

Awards This Run

Spastic Whore King
200 Runs
Hairy Crack
50 Runs

Scribe Report by Belly Dancer

The Wolf Moon Run

Hares: V.V., Two Time, Hairy Crack, Suphaphan Jinlanon

The first full moon of 2025 - known as the Wolf Moon - brightened the night sky alongside Mars on Monday 13 January.

Skygazers were treated to a spectacular show as the planets appeared to be close together in the night sky, an event known as a conjunction.

Why is it called the Wolf Moon?

Full Moons are given names that reflect what is happening in nature during the different months of the year.

The Old Farmer's Almanac publication began printing full Moon names back in the 1930s.

January's full Moon apparently became known as the Wolf Moon because wolves were more likely to be active at this time of year, so their howling could be heard more often in January.

It is sometimes also called the Ice Moon or Old Moon.

There's been a bit of a wolf theme going on for me this week, so perhaps gazing up at the wolf moon was apt - it was a perfect sky to enjoy the celestial spectacle.

Meanwhile back on Earth the excellent trail was well received despite VV getting our feet wet and then a dusty scramble up a steep slope to start the run!

Dirt Looney's Circle Notes have become even more detailed and it certainly helps with trying to remember what actually happened after an OnOnOn long into the next day!

Herring Choker asked me to note that Seal Sucker won the race by cheating on the last back check but no bucket for SS this week.

My friend Grease Gorilla from Chiang Mai enjoyed the trail on his first PH3 and kept up with the front runners while I could only manage the walk.

Black Panther did a great job as Raffle Princess - all tickets should start with 6!

PH3 hopes Emperor Airhead recovers from his back injury soon and he was unable to entertain us today.

Scar with 2 T's in fine form calls in the 7 virgins and welcomes them. As most of them are young - we hope they'll be back to have a long relationship with PH3.

Boring Wanker in for covering Black Panther's butt from the lustful attentions of those running up hill behind her.

With Torsten named Hopeless Boring Cunt, in future BW will have a buddy to join him on the ice/bucket.

Lady Squeeze my Tube in for her clever multitasking skills.

Ferret H3 punch was too much for BB and General Kidney Wiper -- and most of the rest of us too -- but these 2 were the stand out pissheads.

Milky Piss takes the Circle and gives us the factoid that over the last 41 years - PH3 has sold enough t-shirts to cover 5 football pitches. Something Kinder and good to see Something Stupid recovering from his hip operation - both thanked for doing a super job with haberdashery.

Sperm Polluter in to give out Awards - one for himself should be a consideration (and Dirt Looney) with all the multiple hash efforts they've put in the past week.

GM The Wizard - despite hare Hairy Crack generously providing 9L of wine, cheese, salami and biscuits - TW bucketed him for being excessively exuberant.

Belly Dancer iced for reminding us that Phuket H3 will be having it's 2000 Run on Saturday 8th February.

https://phuket-hhh.com/news.php

Disco Dick and family iced.

Ging Gang Goolies given the virtual Cock of the Year award.

The hares enlisted Singing Granny to give us a rendition of "We are Hash Family"

Sperm Polluter led the Final Down Down and the Hash Hymn to close the Circle.

OnOn Belly Dancing with Wolves 


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