Why let food get in the way of a good story.
Today’s run was at a new A-site, just off Highway 331. It was nicely shaded with plenty of space.
Our GM The Wizard welcomed all and sundry and explained we had special permission from the owner to be there. Even though the hash is always careful to leave no trash, it was explained that we had to be extra vigilant with cigarette butts, as the area is extremely dry and fires are easily started.
Today’s hares Fleece Lifter, Boring Wanker, Dragon and Black Panther came in and told us about the run. They let the runners go, but kept the walkers back and explained that we may encounter a back check before the runners did so. If that was the case, we were not to break it.
I must admit, the start of the run/walk was extremely pleasant. Nicely shaded with easy going paths. I was shooting the shit with BB and Kee Mah when the pleasant stroll suddenly took an about face and we came across a small stream, which had a log, as a bridge, but you had to walk on a downward slope. Eating Monster had already taken the plunge and measured the depth, which was up to her neck. She was now aiding the wobbly knee-ed old farts to cross, with the aid of her walking stick. After this it was back to some nice tracks.
But it was not long before we came across the back-check. Still unbroken, so obviously the runners had not passed. Of course, it was just as we, the walkers were figuring it out that Herring Choker came flying passed. Not even wasting time on the back check, he carried on, but it was the wrong way. I know this, because I found paper the correct way. Seal Sucker and Shy Tiger did suddenly appear beside me, but the direction of their arrival was dubious.
Anyway, I hope a real runner did finally manage to break that back-check.
The beauty of having the runners arriving before you, means that you can go directly to the beer truck and grab a beer, without waiting around. I walked 4.7km so that beer hit the spot just right.
Not long after this the hares then served up some great looking grub. After a walk, or a run, unfortunately I can never eat, much to my chagrin. But there were definitely many appreciative comments.
After a decent cooling down period, the GM called the circle to order.
First in were Hash crashes and there were plenty. Car Licker, GI Joe, Eating Monster, Drag Queen and Kylie the virgin from Utah.
Next, it was hares on ice. It was summed up as “Good Run. Great Food.” Well done hares.
Then it was time for the raffle run by Black Panther. I did not win this week, but many did. One guy who did win had no idea what the raffle was about and asked “What do I do?” Whereas Minnie Mouse took all of one second to rush in and claim her prize.
Just want to say a big thanks to the girls selling the tickets and purchasing the prizes. Another of these unseen jobs that everyone takes for granted.
Sperm Polluter then took the circle and awarded She’s the Boss his 30th Hare T-shirt. Well done.
The Wizard then proceeded to make a birthday cake for Fleece Lifter by mixing all the ingredients on his head. Dragon seemed to enjoy helping. (Hope Mr and Mrs are still talking).
Scar with 2Ts then took over. Plenty of hashers copped the ice.
Robin my Sook, for a dodgy hash T-shirt.
Virgins who said they enjoyed it.
Arse van Hole for making noise with his Harley bike.
Anal Cheese for looking pale.
SKK thinking he could smuggle money with Anal Cheese.
Bubbles for buying a Big Ford.
All American hashers. Whereas Trump is going to make America great again, Bubbles is going to make big cars great again.
The Wizard then brought in VV for lying and saying Smokey Trucky Fucky had died. Good to see him back, but a little hoarser.
Now this is where my notes turn to shit. A combination of a crappy pen and even crappier penmanship.
Seem to remember the Mismanagement being brought in. Well done guys and gals. Would be no Hash without you. (Check out Dirt Looney’s circle notes).
Hares’ Song.
Final Countdown.
One for the road.
Happy Hour at Monna Bar. Thanks again.
Another great hash.
Thanks hares and Mismanagement.
On On, General Kidney Wiper